Chapter 306 (1/2)
”Big devil wants to play?” Hua Lanting asked.
Shao Feng looked around: ”before coming, I also made a small survey. I heard that Huadao friends are both literate and martial arts. How about this? Let's fight Wen first, and then start?”
”I don't care. As you wish, please make a question.”
”It's hard to avoid the suspicion of being ahead of anyone who makes a question. I think it's better. Let's invite the little master to ask a question. It's more fair.”
There is a table and a chair at the door of the reception hall. There is a little monk sitting on the wooden table. There are a pile of books, most of which are Buddhist scriptures, and several are actually the romance of the Three Kingdoms, journey to the west, dream of Red Mansions, outlaws of the marsh, strange tales of Liaozhai and foreign history of Confucianism.
”Zhike monk, the little monk doesn't do his job and reads idle books and unofficial history. Please ask me a question.” Shaofeng joked.
The little monk was very young with a childish look on his face. After hearing this, he hurriedly stood up and put his hands together: ”Amitabha, benefactor, I misunderstood. Our temple emphasizes the practice of entering the world. Qin, chess, calligraphy, painting, daily necessities, oil and salt are all knowledge, so we are allowed to read a lot of books and miscellaneous studies in our spare time.”
”If you have a request, I dare not obey. Well, I have only finished four of the six famous works. I would appreciate it if you would teach me the similarities and differences between the Three Kingdoms, the journey to the west, the Red Mansions and the water margin.”
”I can do this. Although I can't read before I get started, I heard that Mr. Shu's ears are cocooned. I can recite everything like the water margin.”
This is Yi LiuNian's gag.
Shao Feng frowned: ”what a big tone. Well, let's warm up first. The two men I took under my command were knowledgeable before I joined the Tao, so they will test this Taoist friend.”
Shaofeng stood out behind them.
Shao Feng added, ”if you can really recite back, I'll ask elder Wang to cancel the order to pursue and kill Hua Daoyou.”
Two of Shaofeng's men came forward to sign up.
One person said, ”I'm a member of the Xian nationality. My surname is Pu. Pu Bucheng, please give me some advice.”
Another person also forked his hand and saluted: ”I'm surnamed Qian. If money is not dirty, please recite the water margin backwards. Any paragraph can be used.”
Yi LiuNian opened his mouth and wanted to laugh, but he held it back. Finally, he didn't hold back. He took it back quickly. He said, ”I seriously suggest that when you introduce yourself in the future, you reverse the order, which is more causal.”
The money is not enough? Pu Bucheng
The crowd couldn't help smiling.
Seeing that both faces are going to be green, Yi LiuNian hurriedly transferred: ”outlaws of the marsh water, the back is over.”
Hua Lanting coughed: ”well, LiuNian, stop making trouble and get back to business. I'm the home court. Please say it first.”
Shao Feng didn't think so. He leisurely said, ”although the four books are folk idle books, they have done everything in the world.”
”The three kingdoms are the official history of processing, and the water margin is the unofficial history adapted.”
”The red chamber is a grand family history, and the journey to the west is a serious demon history,” Hua Lanting said.
”The Three Kingdoms write about the government, and the water margin write about bandits.” Shaofeng said again.
”Red Mansions write about life, and the journey to the West writes about ghosts.”
”The Three Kingdoms play with scheming, and the water margin play with righteousness.”
”The Red Mansions play with emotion, and the journey to the west is magical.” hualanting did not give up.
”Journey to the West: brother monkey save me. Red Chamber: sister save me.”
”Water Margin: brother save me. Three Kingdoms: military division save me.”
”The Three Kingdoms talked about a scene of change, and the water margin said an impulse.”
”The red chamber road has a love affair, and the journey to the West has written a travel note.”
”The Three Kingdoms wrote a great era, and the water margin wrote a group of great heroes.”
”The red chamber wrote about a big family, and the journey to the West wrote about a group of big goblins.”
Seeing Shao Feng making a gesture, Hua Lanting said first this time:
”The Three Kingdoms fight for wisdom and courage, and the red chamber cherishes gold and mourns jade.”
”The outlaws of the marsh forced the people to rebel, and the journey to the West was strange.” Shaofeng followed.
”Red Mansions, most people are women. Water Margin, most people are men.”
”In the journey to the west, most people are not people. In the Three Kingdoms, most people are people.”
”Red Mansions, girls have thick skin. Water Margin, the court has thick skin.”
”In the Three Kingdoms, the military masters are thick skinned. In the journey to the west, the immortals are thick skinned.”
”Red Chamber: relatives are unreliable. Journey to the West: immortals are unreliable.”
”The Three Kingdoms, comrades in arms are unreliable. Water Margin: the boss is unreliable.”
”In the journey to the west, you should steal wine. In the red chamber, you should drink wine with beautiful women.”
”Water Margin, wine should be drunk in a big bowl. In the Three Kingdoms, wine should be boiled and drunk.”
After changing the order, the two continued:
”Red Mansions, Jia Bujia, and white jade make horses for Tang Jin.”
”Journey to the west, really not really, Tang Monk riding a white dragon horse.”
”Three Kingdoms, fight or not, five tigers close Zhang, Zhao Huangma.”
”Water Margin, do not fall, hero in vain to be a hawk, dog and horse.”
”On his journey to the west, the prodigal son turned back and didn't change his gold. Master guided him to the west to wash white.”
”As soon as you enter the red chamber, the Hou door is as deep as the sea. My brother shed tears on the world of mortals for you.”
”In the Three Kingdoms, the peach garden worships the same life and death, and the three brothers fall in love with each other forever.”
”Water Margin, why do you get together? 105 tiger wolf men and three young women.”
”Traveling to the west, you have a bad background. It's hard to become a Buddha.”
”Honglou, born in a bad family, it's difficult to get married.”
”Water Margin, born bad, want to be an official is criticized.”
”The Three Kingdoms have a bad background. It's difficult to start a business.”
Shaofeng got excited and sat on the ground with his robes.
”Red Mansions focus on Affection: family affection, love, official affection and people's affection.”