Chapter 376 (2/2)
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CLONE WORLDS CONSORTIUM
”Ah, but Snowfield, we scanned you and disabled all of your cybernetics!”
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DIGITAL ARTIFICIAL SENTIENCE SYSTEMS
”BUT, Mister Jason Bond, I seduced the scanner tech, sexually, months ago! My cybernetics are indeed working! Prepare to witness the unstoppable hacking technology of my fully functional quantum hacking device!”
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TREANA'AD WORLDS (Can't we find a better one than 'hive'? That sounds so... insulting)
That one's a classic. Early Diaspora spy and prior to the Diaspora stuff is the best.
Hey! Leave my header alone! You're going to start arguments outside of Ice Cream Parlors!
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FOUR ARMED FURRY TNVARU PEOPLE WHO AREN'T PUFFIES
I can see why he's so worried about that aerospace fighter. It looks mean.
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PUFFY OPINIONS
Except it's from before humans even invented FTL drive.
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SCARY ASS LOOKING BIRD PEOPLE THE AKLTAK
It used refined petroleum. How does it go to twice the speed of sound. The fastest you can go with petroleum is barely enough to reach flight.
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MANTID DON'T FUCKING TOUCH ME OPINIONS
Before they developed FTL drive, the Terrans had invented petroleum refining methods to allow some of their aircraft to reach speeds of five times the speed of sound.
HEY! QUIT THAT!
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>These security headers are really screwed up.
IT MUST BE NEAT TO FLY AKLTAK GESTALT
No! Refined that thickly, isn't it explosive?
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>How bad?
TNVARU I LOVE YOU PLUSHIE GESTALT SOON TO BE A MAJOR MOTION PICTURE
You've met humans, right?
Oh, man. That's a lot of aerospace fighters.
Is Terra really going to start making them? And isn't it dangerous to admit to the Confederacy's production capabilities.
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>They're emergency coding for the disaster and emergency lines. I'm sorting it out, but I've got to rotate through their old headers to apply the modern ones
MANTID PLEASE DON'T PUNCH ME IN THE FACED GESTALT
They're not going to start making them, but trust me, those numbers he quoted could be put out by a single Adapteus Cruiser. They can produce one aerospace fighter every sixty seconds.
And Adapteus Cruisers have been pretty much obsolete since the Second Terran/Mantid War.
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>That's eight thousand years of headers.
TELKAN VOLCANO SPECIAL SPONSORED BY GURDY'S DUCK OIL
You two just wait till you see the Terrans in actual action. I know it all seems incredible, impossible, but once you see them it's frightening.
Wait, he's meeting with other spies.
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>Plus, some of them are invalid on the primary communication lines so I have to just assign temporary ones.
BIOLOGICAL ARTIFICIAL SENTIENCE SYSTEMS STARTED OUT AS FURRIES RIGHT
Yeah. ”Spies.”
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>Well, get to it.
MANTID GREENIES RULE WARRIORS DROOL WE GOT IT WORKING N * (N-1) / 2 IS LIFE AND LOVE
OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING!
THAT ENTRANCE!
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TELKAN FORGE WORLDS
He has no clue he's being watched the whole time?
And why are the two muscular men so funny?
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TREANA'AD FOOT RACING CLUB
THIS SEASON IS SO AMAZING
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MANTID COLLECTIVE OF FREE WILL WE WILL NOT SUBMIT!
You have to understand a lot of stuff to get it.
Seriously, you don't find two oiled up mostly naked dancing Terrans to be hilarious?
Hey, can you not with my header? It's important to us culturally.
sorry
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TNVARU FURRY DON'T USE THAT TRUST ME THAT'S NOT THE WORD USE FUZZY FUZZY SYSTEMS THAT READS TERRIBLE TRY SOMETHING ELSE NEXT TIME
Those guys looked terrifying to me. They look like they could pick up a tank and throw it.
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CYBERNETIC ORGANISM COLLECTIVE
Those two probably could. Sure, it's all civilian grade body-mods, but 'civilian grade' for the Terran Confederacy and 'civilian grade' in the Unified Council areas are much much different things.
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TNVARU WORLDS OF FABULOSA WONDER AND - OK BE SERIOUS MAN
Its funny even though I don't understand any of it.
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MANTID UNIFIED CASTES OF FREE WILL
You know, I shouldn't say this, but remember that bit with the datacube and him admitting to the fact there was three Precursors?
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TREANA'AD HIVE WORLDS
Yes?
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MANTID FREE WORLDS
HAH! IN YOUR FACE! I WAS RIGHT! WE SHOULD HAVE PAID ATTENTION!
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BIOLOGICAL ARTIFICIAL SENTIENCE SYSTEMS
Oh shit, we're never going to hear the end of this, are we?
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