Chapter 337 - To The Capital (2) (1/2)

Qi Hao really wanted to laugh because the man indeed looked so ugly and painful to look at... He really looked like a man-woman... He had no brėȧsts so naturally, they had to give him a few things on his ċhėst to make him look like that he had perky brėȧsts. It was successful, however, when it was combined with his tan and muscular arm, it looked so funny.

Fortunately, he could wear outerwear so at least, his muscular arms were covered up by it! Otherwise, he would really look like a lunatic ah~!

”Da Ge! No one would believe that I am a woman ah~!” Lin Jian whɨnėd once again after looking at himself in the mirror. What kind of get-up was this?! He felt so humiliated ah~!

'Naturally...' Qi Hao thought to himself. However, he answered with a shake of his head and tried to look as convincing as possible, ”Don't worry! They will believe in you...”

Qi Hao's expression didn't change, even though Lin Jian was looking at him in disbelief. If he didn't see that he was Xiao Fang's brother, he would certainly punch this man from the beginning --- right after he proposed this plan. He remembered how Yao Ying, Yao Ling, and Xiao Fang were laughing at him. Not only them! Xiao Yu, Xiu, and Zhuo Li also laughed behind him because they didn't dare to do it in front of him.

Lin Jian was also irked because he had to wear a long skirt... and he could even feel that 'his down there' was a bit cold due to the wind and it felt so weird! When he walked, his legs were moving in an exaggerated way and looked like a gangster which quite funny. When it was combined with the skirt, people couldn't see the elegance of a woman.

After all, Lin Jian was a military man and quite rough, to begin with.

Lin Jian's hair was already long, so Xiao Yu helped him to comb his hair into a simple hairdo of a married woman which accentuated his slightly prominent jaw. No matter how people looked at him, they really wouldn't believe that he was a woman ah~!

When Xiao Yu looked at Lin Jian's face, she was also at a loss at how to give him a makeover. His brow was a bit bushy and she needed to trim them a little bit --- in the end, she also needed to pull out several eyebrows which made Lin Jian feel that it was hurting so bad and he almost died. He even felt that it was more painful than being punched while fighting. He just noticed that women were really strong for doing this on a daily basis just to look beautiful.

After Xiao Yu finished giving him a makeover, Lin Jian was wearing powder and lipstick on his face. The crowds looked at him and they felt that it was totally hilarious --- they couldn't hold back their laughter anymore ah~! However, Yao Ying, Yao Ling, or Xiao Fang... no one tried to help him to get out of this crazy disguise!

When Lin Jian saw himself, he almost fainted. He wanted to beg Qi Hao once again, but the latter was giving him the cold treatment and he could only swallow his grievance...

Thus, when they were ready to set off as a couple... Lin Jian could only look down so he couldn't see people's mocking faces. Qi Hao was laughing quietly. Even though he also felt embarrassed, Lin Jian's expression made his mood better. Thus, he walked proudly beside Lin Jian. After all, he didn't use his real face, so what was there to be afraid of?

True enough, whenever people were looking at the pair, they were laughing secretly. What a deadly combination! The man was as pretty as a flower while the woman was as masculine as a man... No matter what, it seemed like the couple was switching their gender ah~! It was funny to the onlookers... No matter where they went, people would have the same reactions --- some even gaped at them for a long time.

When they reach the gate of the capital, they saw that there were a few guards standing there. One of them who looked like to be the leader had a very fierce face. Lin Jian naturally didn't fear him but he was feeling so humiliated that he kept walking while looking down.

When the guards needed to check Qi Hao and Lin Jian, they looked up and gaped at the pair in shock. One of them asked, ”Are you really a woman?”

Lin Jian didn't know whether he should laugh or cry. 'See...?! This is the reaction that he was talking about to Qi Hao... However, the latter keeps saying that he looks just fine!' Lin Jian thought to himself. He wanted to curse Qi Hao as a blind man, but he remembered that he was Xiao Fang's brother ah~!