Chapter 85 - Lin Jians Stupid Idea (1/2)

Lin Jian 's jaw dropped so wide until it earned a chuckle from Yao Ying. Yao Ying asked him, ”Why do you look so shocked?”

”You aired your dirty laundry [1] shamelessly!” Where was your pride as a man, Yao Ying?!

Yao Ying looked at Lin Jian like he was a fool. ”You are not good enough to listen to my dirty laundry. It's just a simple thing of me trying to curry favor to my own wife. What's wrong with that?” He raised one of his eyebrows, wanting to know what else Lin Jian would say about this matter.

”But… how could you say about it so openly? Sleeping on the floor is embarrassing! It means you are henpecked [2]! What did you do to deserve that kind of treatment anyway?” Lin Jian tried to find some juicy gossip.

Remembering what he had done the previous night made him grinned happily. Lin Jian looked at Yao Ying like he saw a lunatic. ”What are you grinning about?” Lin Jian asked.

”I did take advantage of her last night,” Yao Ying simply admitted it without going to the details. How could he say that he made a garden out of his crazy love bites? Thinking back, Yao Ying couldn't help but grin once again. He misses his dear little wife.

”What?! You are a beast!” Lin Jian gasped exaggeratedly while closing his mouth with one of his hands. ”What kind of beastly things that you had done? Tell me! Tell me!” His gossipy nature started to come out. He looked at Yao Ying expectantly.

Yao Ying flicked Lin Jian's forehead which earned an 'Ow!' from the latter. ”Stop being so childish! Find yourself a woman and you will naturally know about it yourself!”

Yao Ying poked on Lin Jian's sore spot. He also wanted a woman ah~ But he liked no one, so what could he do? Just randomly picked a woman on the street and married her? Lin Jian scowled and said, ”Fine! Fine! I won't ask you anymore!” He didn't want Yao Ying to talk about his single status. Lin Jian paused for a little while, then asked, ”So, what do you plan to give to your wife?”

”No idea.” Yao Ying was truly at a loss. He never courted woman so far, even the one who proposed to him was Yao Ling. He had no idea what he should give as a compensation for his little wife. What does she like? He realized that he never really paid attention to the subtle details like that. He thought to himself, 'I should pay more attention to my wife's likes and dislikes.'

”Ah… ah… I have a lot of ideas. You should listen to me… Women usually like…”

Before Lin Jian finished talking, Yao Ying squinted his eyes at him, cut him off, and said, ”I don't trust you!” The meaning was clear. 'Don't bother to tell me, because I won't listen to you. What can you do to me, huh?' Yao Ying was arrogantly looking down at Lin Jian.

”Wha… what?” Lin Jian felt like he was turned into a stone and he was cracking in despair. ”Why?” He whɨnėd like a child.

”You are not a woman and you don't have a woman. Why should I trust you?” In other words, single people was no use. Scram!

”Since when you become this black-bellied?” Lin Jian asked, whining in anguish.

”Since I met you.” Yao Ying casually admitted. Before he met Lin Jian, it made his black-bellied side come out --- just for the sake of teasing and bullying Lin Jian. 'En... since he met him,' he thought to himself righteously.

Lin Jian felt like vomiting blood after listening to Yao Ying's answer. He decided to just completely ignore him and changed the direction of the conversation. ”Ah… you are right! If you want an idea, the place that I want to take you is a great place to ask that question,” Lin Jian said proudly.