Chapter 76 - Did He Think Her Breasts Were Gardens?! (2/2)

”Why? Do you want to join me?” After asking that, he turned around and looked at his wife seductively, ”Or do you want to go all the way?”

”Go take a cold shower!” Yao Ling flatly answered. When she could think clearly, her annoyance came back in full force.

Yao Ying sighed in disappointment and then after looking at her brėȧsts, he laughed out loud. ”Don't you want to see my epic creations?”

Yao Ling furrowed her eyebrows. ”What do you mean?”

Yao Ying looked pointedly at her brėȧsts while grinning wolfishly.

Yao Ling looked down, but because of the position, it was hard for her to see his so-called epic creation clearly. She took a look at it in the mirror and yelled in anger, ”Yao Ying!!!” Yao Ying ran out of the room and left behind his boisterous laughter.

Yao Ling saw his real epic marks and it angered her to death! Did he think her body was some kind of blank canvas? He made various shapes of marks on her upper part of her brėȧsts.

Were those flower-shaped marks? Peach blossoms? And what was that? She thought for a while and it was like the shape of a baby chick or something like that. Dogs? She only knew that it was the shape of an animal. Did he think her brėȧsts were gardens?! She felt like throttling him! If she weren't in a haze just now, she would certainly prevent him from doing this.

'Yao Ying!!!!!! When you come back, I'm going to kill you!!' Yao Ling thought in anger.

When Yao Ying came back from his cold shower, he burst out laughing when he saw her angry expression. However, it made things worse for him. When he wanted to cuddle with his wife, he was directly kicked out from the bed. Yao Ling threw a blanket at him and said, ”You should sleep on the floor tonight. Don't you dare sleep beside me!”

After that, Yao Ling turned around and gave him her back. Yao Ying begged for a while, but the woman simply didn't budge and didn't give him any response. He could only accept his fate in defeat and wallow in his own misery.

Yao Ling laughed inwardly, despite her anger. She knew he must have been looked so pitifully. 'Hmph! Serve you right! Who told you to be so mischievous!'

That night, whenever he tried to get into the bed, somehow Yao Ling could feel it. She prevented him by kicking him out. Finally, the man gave up and decided that he probably should accept and do the punishment or his future day would become so bleak.

He, who knew when he could fight and when he couldn't, would be victorious[1]. And Yao Ying knew that this wasn't the right time for him to carry on annoying his little wife. It looked like... tomorrow he has a lot of currying favor to do, so his little wife could forgive him.

He probably should go and buy presents to make her happy. Lessons learned! Never wake a sleeping tigress [2].

However, Yao Ying was probably thinking too much. Yao Ling wasn't that narrow-minded. She was just punishing him in a fit of anger. She was the kind of person who didn't really like holding a grudge. Once someone who made a mistake said sorry, then she wouldn't be able to get angry anymore - as long as it didn't touch her bottom line.

But well... making her husband to repent and curry favor to her once in a while wasn't a bad thing. Who told him to be that naughty? Hmpf!

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[1]. He, who knew when he could fight and when he couldn't, would be victorious is a Chinese proverb by Sun Tzu. It means that it's important to pick your battles.

[2]. Never wake a sleeping tigress: Don't create problems that you can't handle.