Chapter 34 (2/2)
”Younger martial brother, listen, listen to what she says. Does she say that about her man? Is this like what a woman says? ”
Jiang Ziya became more and more excited. After saying that, he sighed again: ”I... Really suffered for myself. I shouldn't have promised when my eldest brother forced me to arrange this marriage. Now I regret it!”
”Er, it turns out that the creature... Is his wife...”
Listening to Jiang Ziya complaining on the side, Shen Gongbao felt his nose a little embarrassed and didn't dare to speak without authorization.
It's hard for honest officials to stop housework!
Husband and wife fight at the head of the bed and at the end of the bed!
This is a wise saying. If he says something bad here and the husband and wife make up again, won't it ruin the friendship between the martial brothers?
Just now he was concerned about Jiang Ziya. In a hurry, he forgot to ask clearly. Now he faintly regretted running here.
”What sister-in-law's wife is a tigress and a shrew...” Jiang Ziya became more and more excited. He pointed to the scar on his face and said, ”look, look what scratched my face. Alas, this is the fate of my Jiang Ziya, the fate!”
Shen Gongbao looked at the scar on Jiang Ziya's face. There was no fluctuation on his face, but he wanted to laugh in his heart.
”Elder martial brother, I'm sorry. I can't help you with your sister-in-law and wife.”
Shen Gongbao grimaced and refused to let himself laugh. He still decided to stay out of the matter and not get involved in it, so as not to be human at the last two ends.
”You think, there is no quarrel between the husband and wife. It's good to wait until your popularity with your sister-in-law disappears. Senior brother, leave.”
Then he turned and left.
”No... younger martial brother, you don't know, that woman is really not gentle and virtuous at all...”
Jiang Ziya was worried. He hurried forward and hugged Shen Gongbao's arm and said, ”you're a bitch. Since you've come with me, you... You must find a way to help your senior brother.”
”Help you? Elder martial brother, I didn't say, ”how can I intervene between your husband and wife?”
Shen Gongbao was really helpless. It was really hard to intervene in this matter, but he had to go. He was dragged by Jiang Ziya's hands and couldn't go.
”Younger martial brother, I know you are smart, eloquent and have unparalleled wisdom...”
Jiang Ziya suddenly thought of these, held Shen Gongbao's arm and begged, ”younger martial brother, please help me this time. I can't fight the female tiger again. But I really have no way to deal with her. I'm afraid!”
Then he opened his hand and squatted on the ground to sigh.
Shen Gongbao can't bear to see here. After all, the martial brothers have been practicing friendship and friendship together in Kunlun Mountain for 40 years. It's almost like brothers.
”Wait for me to think...”
Shen Gongbao pinched the beard at the corner of his mouth and narrowed his eyes to meditate.
Jiang Ziya looks forward to Shen Gongbao.
Not for a while.
Shen Gongbao suddenly lifted the corner of his mouth and said with a smile, ”yes, senior brother, now I have three plans to help you get out of the sea of suffering.”
”Oh? May you hear it in detail! ” Jiang Ziya was overjoyed.
Shen Gongbao said, ”the first plan is that I cast a spell to kill the bitch. Doing so once and for all will make your ears completely clean and completely solve the problem. This is the best policy. How about it?”
”Kill?”
As soon as Jiang Ziya was stunned, he immediately shook his head: ”it's wrong. Although she is more vicious, she can't commit a crime to death. We can't kill innocent people indiscriminately. What's the second plan?”
Shen Gongbao smiled. With his understanding of Jiang Ziya, he knew he would say so.
In fact, he just said it. He didn't really want to kill people. His main purpose was to test Jiang Ziya's attitude.
”The best policy is the simplest. You can get rid of your sister-in-law without killing people and effortlessly.”
”Oh?” Jiang Ziya hurriedly said, ”speak quickly.”
”Divorce!”
Shen Gongbao said with a smile, ”as long as you write a divorce letter, you will break up in two from now on. It must not take much effort for you to write a divorce letter?”
When Jiang Ziya heard the speech, he smiled, then frowned and bowed his head to think.