Chapter 58 - Stupid Girl (1/2)

The new ”chicken” walked into the cavern and looked around. It was a bit confusing as to why it did not see its mate. That was until it spotted a pile of feathers, next to a pile of bones, and then a human girl staring at it with drool flowing down her face. Feeling a bit of fear from the look in the human girl's eyes, the ”chicken” gulped hard as a bit of sweat formed on its forehead feathers. Even though it could pretty much figure out what had happened the ”chicken” still had to ask. ”Umm… Just to ask but you have not seen a male king phoenix around here have you?”

Xiao Wu looked at the ”chicken” and thought for a minute before saying ”Nope only a large chicken.”

”I see… May I ask what this ”chicken” looked like?” The ”chicken” asked.

”Just like you except you do not have the red flappy thing on your head.” Xiao Wu kindly explained as she wiped off some of the saliva from her chin. ”Umm… Question for you now.”

”Ah! Yeah sure go ahead...” The ”chicken” felt like it was going to regret allowing her to ask her question. But if the human girl in front of her really ate her mate then she knew that she was no match for this human girl.

”What kind of meat do you have on your body, white meat or dark?” Xiao Wu said as she slowly got up from the floor. After thinking about how she wanted fried chicken she couldn't wait to have the savory taste in her mouth.

Seeing the human girl coming closer to it and hearing the question the human had just asked she knew right away that the human wanted to eat her. The ”chicken's” brain spun around at an outstanding speed as it tried to formulate a plan to get out of its current predicament. After calculating hundreds of plans only one had a ninety percent chance of survival! So the ”chicken” quickly put the plan into action!

The ”chickens” body glowed brightly causing the cavern to once again light up as if it was day time. Xiao Wu was forced to close her eyes from how bright the light was. As the light dimmed and Xiao Wu opened her eyes what stood in front of her was no longer a ”chicken” but a beautiful young woman in her mid-twenties. Xiao Wu was confused as she looked around the cavern. The ”chicken” that was once there was now gone. It was nowhere in sight. Xiao Wu  looked at the young woman and asked: ”Did you happen to see where the giant ”chicken” went?”

”Chicken? I'm sorry I just got here when I saw a flash of light. Nothing passed by me either. Maybe this so called chicken used a teleportation technique.” The young woman answered.

Teng Yu who was watching this whole scene really wanted to know if this damn girl was really this stupid. ' The ”chicken” is right in front of you! It was just in human form! '  Teng Yu was not going to say anything of course and luckily Xiao Wu's stupidity did not let Teng Yu down as she answered.

”Oh… That's too bad… There goes my fried ”chicken”...” Xiao Wu pouted, she was really looking forward to some fried chicken after having roasted chicken.