Chapter 32 - Co… Are Bad! (1/2)
Xiao Wu stumbled her way down the mountain path as she tried to make it home. Not that she knew how to get back to Su Yan's immortal cave, in fact, she had no idea where she was at all. As Xiao Wu was walking she was thinking about Song Lei's dɨċk.
'It's too bad it was attached to something. Only if there was a way to remove it...'
Up in the air, a lone female stood on her flying sword. She had a worried and anxious look on her face as she looked around the surroundings down below.
”Wu'er, where are you!?”
This female was none other than Su Yan. She had received a message from Elder Lu that Xiao Wu never showed up. Since then, Su Yan has been out searching for Xiao Wu. But at this moment, her eyes lit up and a bright smile filled her face as if she had just found a rare ancient treasure!
”Wu'er!!!!”
Hearing her name called Xiao Wu looked around drunkenly. Seeing that no one was there she shrugged her shoulders and continued walking. It did not dawn on her to look up into the air. Su Yan saw how Xiao Wu was acting and thought something was not right so she quickly landed and ran up to Xiao Wu.
”Wu'er are you okay!?”
”Huh? Oh! Yan'er! My love! I missed you~ ”
Xiao Wu's words made Su Yan blush.
”Wu'er where have you been all this time?”
”Oh! Yeah… Well, I went to find that herb mountain place and got lost… Then met Dick Man…. Drank some fruit juice… Then for the first time in my life, I tried a ċȯċk! Yan'er listen… It wasn't so bad… It actually felt pretty good going in and out...”
Su Yan's eyes went wide and anger started to boil up within her. She grabbed Xiao Wu's shoulders and looked into her eyes with a very serious expression.
”Wu'er… Cocks are bad! Say it C.O.C.K.S. A.R.E. B.A.D!”
”Uh.. But...”
”Bad!”
”Oh… OH! Okay… Cocks are bad!”
Xiao Wu was a bit startled, she never realized ċȯċks were bad in this world! Fear started filling Xiao Wu as she realized she had a ċȯċk in her pussƴ! Tears started to well up in Xiao Wu's eyes as she looked up at Su Yan.
”Yan'er, w-what should I do I stuck one in my pussƴ…. Am I going to die!?”
Seeing Xiao Wu's teary eyes made Su Yan feel bad but she had to make sure this never happened again so she steeled her heart and continued to lie!
”You will be fine Wu'er. I used a special technique to get rid of the Cock Qi from your system! To much build-up can instantly take your life! Cocks are like Demonic Beasts! You have to destroy them if you ever see one again! Do you understand? Never ever put a Cock into you pussƴ again okay?”
”Un! I understand! Cocks are bad! I will do as Yan'er says. But Yan'er I'm feeling very tired can we go home?”
Xiao Wu's eyes were starting to close. Su Yan looked at that beautiful sleepy face and her expression softened.