Chapter 16 - Meeting Flender (2/2)

Flender: Yes, are you interested

Oscar: Maybe, does this academy of yours have a name

Flender: Yes it does, it is called… the money making academy for those who wish to extort others

Oscar/long tian/long Yun: ”…”

Flender: What, is something wrong with the name

Long tian/Long Yun: Bahahaha

Flender: What, what are you brats laughing at

Oscar: Exactly what kind of monster are you talking about

Flender: Well the kind who have the dėsɨrė for making money as well as cultivation

Long tian/Yun: Bahahaha

Oscar: Um mister Flender-

Flender: Just Flender will do

Oscar: Okay um Flender, maybe you should change the name a bit

Flender: Huh? Why what's wrong with its current name

Oscar: Well three reasons really, 1. It is too long, 2. It sounds more like a school for people who are desperate for even a single coin to end up in their pocket, and 3. It's just ridiculous.

Flender: Then what do you suggest

Oscar: Hmm, I think it should be named Shrek academy

Flender: Hmm the name of the most feared spirit beast in the sunset forest

Oscar: What do you think

Flender: It's perfect, since it will be named after a monster the students who attend it must also be monsters. However, I still think that the ”money making academy for those who wish to extort others” sounds better.

Oscar: No, it doesn't

Flender: So, do you want to join or not

Oscar: Of course

Flender: That's great, then of course the school fee will be as well as the deposit--

He then began extorting me of my money and before I knew it the prize money I just earned was already within his palms. I was speechless at this man for being so shameless even when we have just met. I then had to tell him that I needed more time to finish up here in Gengxin City,

Oscar: Can I ask you something

Flender: Why of course, after all you are my favourite student umm, uhm, oh yeah race car

Oscar: It's Oscar

Flender: Oh right, I knew that

Oscar: I need to finish things up here first

Flender: How long

Oscar: 2 years at most

Flender: Alright fine, if you arrive any later than that you will have to pay 10 times as much as the money I have in my hands.

Oscar: Uh, fine I will be there but where is it located exactly

Flender: It is located in the outskirts of Suotuo city

After he was done telling me where the academy is located he then left, I wonder if anything has changed with them. Well since the author can't let me have a plot that I know of, might as well gather the only people that I know of who can help me shake this world to it's core. The seven devils of Shrek academy, however I hope that I can gather all of it's members. I mean First off, I'm not sure if any of them will gather there but I will try to make it that way.

So, I know that none of them might have the same background as I know them by, but what if I can find them and convince them to join then I will be able to make my dream team. In my old world I was a huge fan of the seven devils of Shrek, and I would want to have what they have, a bond. However, before I can think of that, I need to get back to the topic at hand I don't have any grocery money.

Oscar: Hey do you guys have any money

Long tian/Yun: Of course, that is why we followed you, Big bro

Oscar: Ok then what do you guys want to eat

Long tian/Yun: Of course, the noodle you made

Oscar: Fine let's go

Meanwhile…

After Flender left the stage with the prize money in his possession, he then saw the two people who had accompanied him here. A chubby, fat boy with red hair and pimples all over his face who was holding and eating chicken feet at the moment. Next to him was a buffed man with a military cut hair and was currently folding his arms and looking for someone, probably Flender.

Flender: Oh, there you are I tried to find you guys

Zhao wuji: What do you mean here we are we have been trying to find you for the past 6 hours

Ma hongjun: Yeah, we have been looking for you everywhere master

Flender: Oh shut up both of you, you should be grateful because I have recruited another member of our academy.

Zhao wuji: So where is he/she

Flender: He will be late, but not only is he talented he is someone who has such a great naming talent

Ma hongjun: What do you mean

Flender: Well from now on our academy will be known as Shrek academy.

Ma hongjun: What, but I thought you liked the name I made

Flender: ”Giving all of your food for this young lord to eat academy” is not a name, it's a problem

Zhao wuji: I know right

Flender: Yours was not any better

Zhao wuji: What do you mean, ”Getting extremely ripped and oversized with having too much muscles to show” school is a totally legitimate name.

Flender: Oh spare me the bullshit, that's about as wrong as a titled douluo being the weakest thing in this world. Anyways I think my naming of the school is way better than any of yours.

Zhao wuji/ Ma hongjun: ”The money-making academy for those who wish to extort others”, is not a name it's a dėsɨrė

Flender: Whatever from now on it will be known as Shrek academy, now let's go my wife and precious princess daughter are probably waiting for me as we speak.

Zhao wuji and ma hongjun shivered at the mention of those two devils, they were the reason why they would never leave the academy unless they had a death wish.