Chapter 7 - Guess who it is (2/2)

Father: Oscar it's time to come in now, suppers almost done

Oscar: Okay dad I'm coming

I then got up from the green grass and headed towards my house, I then finally decided to ask Siri about my beginner's pack that I haven't opened yet.

Oscar: Siri, do I still have my beginners pack

Siri: Yes host

Oscar: Okay open it

Siri: Congratulations host you have received

1 Martial arts manual (Techniques must be Self-created)

1 Weapons manual (Skills must be self- created)

1 Body refining manual (Unlimited growth)

1 Heaven and earth cultivation manual (Unlimited growth)

16,000 system points

1 storage space (Upgradable)

And 1 godly cooking set (Unlimited use for each world)

Oscar: Holy crap Siri these are OP items, however why do I have cooking skills from Food wars and godly cooking sets.

Siri: Well host, the author thought it was a good idea to add it in since you will end up as the god of food in the end

Oscar: REALLY… hhuuuuhhh fine, it's not like cooking is bad since I will be cooking for her very soon anyways

I thought as I will find her one day and will have to prove myself to her folks and all, but when I get stronger than the gods of this world I will take her with me if she wants to

As I went in and started eating I finally told my mom if she would let me start cooking next time

Mother: Why would you want to start cooking now, don't you like my food?

I felt really bad because I didn't want to hurt my mom's feelings, so I could only reluctantly play the innocent child card by making puppy eyes at her and being cute

Oscar: I just wanted to help you guys by helping around the house, this way you guys won't be too tired

I could only do this while inside I felt like dying, after all in my past life I was a 17 years old teenager who grew up without parents. I was so embarrassed but that only made me seem cuter, since I looked red around my cheek. My mother squealed and jumped towards me looking like a predator that found its prey, this scared the shit outta me. I tried to run away since I would only suffocate between those huge peaks and those strong choking arms of hers.

Mother: AAAAHHHH… You are so cute, of course you can and I will help you starting tomorrow.

Oscar: Obay seesh pes I oohh (Okay, please let me go)

She then released me as I gasped for air since there zero oxygen in between those things, I then finished eating and went into my room while my mom and dad went into theirs. I then did not want to think about what they did in there, I then sat on my bed and asked Siri where to get my first spirit ring.

Oscar: Siri do you know any location that has suitable beast rings for me

Siri: I have already located a suitable beast spirit that will allow your sausage spirit to possess healing properties.

Oscar: Why would I need to have sausage possess healing properties?

Siri: It will allow your sausage to have healing properties up to 80 % times that of a healing medicine, and it would also provide as an antidote to poison attacks.

Oscar: Oh crap, what kind of beast spirit is that?

Siri: A 1000 year old Rejuvenating rainbow serpent

Oscar: How come I never heard of that spirit beast before?

Siri: Different douluo dalu world host

Oscar: Oh, okay Siri take me there

Siri: Okay then I will deduct 1000 system points for traveling back and forth.

I then saw everything in my room turn white and suddenly changed to a more green scenery, I then found the rainbow serpent. However how was I supposed to kill it, then Siri told me that it would paralyze it for another 1000 system points. Even though it made my heart bleed to spend so much, I still went through with it and asked Siri to paralyze it for me. Then the rainbow serpent suddenly fell and could not move, I took this chance to kill it before it could move. I knew that what I did was wrong and I hoped for this serpent could forgive me, after I absorbed its ring which was a tough experience. I then proceeded to bury its body so that no other beast spirit will try to eat it.

As I was about to leave I suddenly heard a small shout coming from about 1-200 meters away from me, from what I heard it is probably a kid. I then asked Siri to purchase me a cloak that would hide my presence, for another 200 system points I left and tried to find the source of that shout. What I saw was something that could be predicted from a story book since it is such a freaking coincidence.

Guess who it is: Help me someone… Help me daddy

Oscar: Don't worry I'm here for you

Guess who it is: Who are you

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