Chapter 66 - Pick-up Lines (1/2)

I was reading my premier magazine with my ultimate guide book called ”100 pick-up lines to get girls” in the park. I was planning to do a social experiment on how accurate this book was. If this book turns out to be a scam, then I will burn down the whole magazine shop.

I gave a break to my three students today. So I could be free all day. I am desperate to get a girl at this point. I couldn't tell this to Kan and Gari, or they would murder me.

Just as my one eye was memorizing the pick-up lines while the other was looking through sėxy premier magazines, someone tapped me in the back.

”Genji-nii. I never imagined that you are into this dirty stuff. Also, you are reading it brazenly on the outside!! I knew nii had a big ball but not this ballsy. You know you are dead if Kimiko-nee or Karen-nee finds you here, right?”

It was Yahiko who was strolling around and found me. He wanted to greet me, but it seems he was shocked by what I was reading. What an innocent kid he is. But I can't risk him to tell either of those two demons.

”Listen here, Yahiko. It seems like you are misunderstanding something. What I am currently doing is important research. And these books are essential for the research.” I told Yahiko calmly.

”How are these dirty book will help your research? You think I'm stupid, nii?” Yahiko just didn't believe me at all.

”Yahiko, your dream is to create peace and harmony among people, am I right?” I asked Yahiko.

”Yeah, to create peace and no more wars. But what does that have to do with you reading dirty things and research?”

”Oh, it has a big connection. What I am currently doing is research on women. In order to create peace, you need to understand humans. There are two types of gender in the world, Male and Female. Comprehend both these genders and ground them together wisely, then peace will come easily.

Since you are male, let's just say you know a lot about males, but what about women? Do you dare to say that you understand what they think or how they want to create a future for them?

This is why my research on women is also important to achieving your dream, Yahiko. I suggest you should also research them.” I started my bullshitting skills to fool Yahiko.

”Oh, I understand now, nii!! I can't believe I suspected you as a pervert. Sorry nii! From now on, I will also join your study to achieve my dreams closer!!” Yahiko has successfully fallen into my bullshit.

”Ok, that's the spirit. But no one can easily join my research team. I shall give you a test and see whether you pass or not.

Memorize these pick-up lines and say it to flirt with that little girl over there. She seems to be around the same age as you. Let's see if she blushes or not.”

”But Genji-nii. This line is just way too mȧturė for me or that girl, don't you think?” Yahiko got embarrassed and hesitated for a bit.

”Is this your dream all amount to? Are you going to give up because of some stupid embarrassing line??”

”No!! Alright, watch me properly, nii. I will make her blush instantly.”

Yahiko then walked up to the girl with determination face. The girl saw Yahiko approaching to him.

”Hello, there. You know what? I was blinded by your beauty. I'm going to need your name and address for insurance purposes.”

Yahiko smoothly spoke the pick-up line. Yahiko was so red and embarrassed to even look at the girl's eye, but for me, I felt a whole new level of cringe. I also felt bad for Yahiko to put on this kind of situation.

The girl bushed a bit but refused Yahiko.

”Sorry, I appreciate your effort, but I already have a boyfriend!”

'Boyfriend? Boyfriend?!! Damn, this girl ruthlessly cut off Yahiko. I guess pick-up line no.37 is a failure.'

Yahiko got panicked and eye-contacted me instinctively. His eyes were saying: 'Help me, Genji-nii. What should I do? Retreat?'

I looked back at him to tell him my intention.

'No! A MAN should never retreat, Yahiko. Don't give up on stepping closer to your dream. If you are a MAN, then go right in and steal her from her boyfriend!!!! Use Pickup lines no.42 and 45!!'

'EEHH?? That's impossible, Genji-nii. Stealing her from her boyfriend? Isn't that illegal? Besides, I don't think I can even seduce her!!'

'That's why I am telling you to use pickup lines no.42 and 45. Advance now! Don't let that girl beat your determination to reach your dream!!'

'Ok, I will try, nii. Just help me out when it's getting out of control.'

Now all of their eye conversations happened in just a few blinks. Nobody noticed that we were conversing just now.

Yahiko got my intentions and thumbed up a bit to show that he is a man.

”Oh, you got a boyfriend? That is a bit sad for you. Because on a scale of 1 to 10, you are 9. And I am the 1 you need, not your boyfriend.” Yahiko tried pickup line no.42.

The girl definitely blushed hard, but at the same time, she pointed her fingers at Yahiko and started to cussing at him. I have no idea whether pickup line no.42 was working or not. She was blushing, but at the same time, mad?

What is this, good and bad effects coming together?

I tried asking the system, but that useless did not answer as expected.