Chapter 63 - Lecturing kids (2/2)

”I can't believe you all don't know who Genji is. He is someone who you all should look up to.

He graduated from the Academy within just two years, while the rest of you managed in 4 years. He is regarded as the greatest genius in Iwagakure. He even got himself the highest bounty for Konoha Bingo's book during the war.

I will be glad if any of you can even do a tenth of that Genji did. Also, stop disrespecting Jounin, whether they are older or younger.”

Fuze-sensei quickly taught a lesson to mindless kids. And he just walked away before getting questioned more from kids.

He didn't want these stupid kids to say one more wrong thing when other jounins are watching. Even he valued his reputation.

I waited at the park for roughly 5 minutes and saw three kids running towards me.

”Bro!!! Why didn't you tell us that you were our sensei last week?”

Yahiko came running in the first place while shouting happily. Konan followed second, then Nagato last. They seem pretty happy that I am their sensei.

”First of all, Yahiko. When we are training or on duty, call me sensei, alright? And also, you must learn how to keep secrets even from your friend if you had to.”

”Okay, okay, Genji-sensei,” Yahiko said while smiling all over.

It felt weird hearing someone call me 'Sensei,' but I guess I have to get used to it.

”Alright, I will be your Jounin-sensei until you are strong enough to go on an independent mission. You guys already know me well, so I will skip my introduction. But I want you three to tell me about yourself, your dreams, likes, etc. Even I know it all.”

”Why? Isn't that wasting time? Instead, why don't bro teach us som...”

Before Yahiko say more, I punched his head lightly for punishment. Yahiko then rolled over and shouted loudly. Konan and Nagato just smiled at Yahiko's overreaction.

'Yoh, this shit acts like he received Saitama's punch from me. This shit acting way worse than Neymar.'

I cracked my bones and told Yahiko to stand up in 2 seconds, or I will kill him. Yahiko knew I was not joking and soon stood up and apologized while smiling.

”Sorry, Genji-sensei. Hehehe. Well, my name is Yahiko. I lived at the Orphanage with Nagato and Konan until last week and moved to an independent dorm for shinobi.

My favorite food is a riceball, and I like my friends and brothers and sister who saved us from hell. My dream is to become Tsuchikage and make the world in peace someday.”

Yahiko's speech was all I expected him to say. His dream to become Tsuchikage was news to me, though. It is probably either Kitsuchi or Kimiko's doing.

”My name is Konan. I like playing with my friends. My favorite food is eggs. My hobby is origami, and my dream is to help Yahiko achieve his dream.”

”My name is Nagato. I also like playing with friends. I hate when friends start fighting each other. My favorite food is Ramen. I would also like to help Yahiko to achieve his dream.”

Konan and Nagato's introduction came right after. If I have to judge, then Yahiko was okay. But Konan and Nagato had big problems.

”Alright, I think Yahiko's intro was the best one among you. Konan, Nagato, I would be honest. To me, it seems like you two don't have a clear idea about what you want to do in the future.

It's okay to help Yahiko for your friendship, but you gotta need another specific goal that is just for you. We are humans who have unlimited wants. I won't believe shits about you two have no dreams except helping Yahiko.

In order to become stronger, you need something that you truly want for yourself. I will give you one day.

So think carefully, and tell me what you truly want to do, besides helping your friend to achieve their dream. Or otherwise no training for you all.”

Nagato and Konan lowered their heads and thought of what I said. Those two just depend on Yahiko too much. They follow Yahiko like lackeys.

”Alright, since we have done our introductions, let's wrap it up with me asking one simple question to you all,” I told the kids.

”Wait, you are not training us? That's so not cool, Genji-sensei.” Yahiko complained.

”Are you an idiot or what? Did you not hear what I just say, Yahiko? Until Konan and Nagato find their dream, I won't train you all.

Also, don't worry about falling behind with your classmates. On the first day, none of the genin teams will get training.”

”Alright, alright. Shoot your question, Genji-nii, I mean Genji-sensei.” Yahiko asked brightly, probably trying to cheer up his other two teammates.

”Here is the question. What do you think the most important thing in this world is?”

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[A/N: Answer is your damn life, not friends.

Here is what I truly wanted to write in their introduction. (Omake) This is completely unrelated to the book.

Yahiko: ”I like sėxy bitches, especially Konan. She will be my bride in the future. I would like to fuċk up the whole world by destroying Konoha and Ame with one almighty push!

My hobby is to make stupid facial expressions that do not make any shit sense. Currently, I am trying to make my mouth goes up to the forehead. While my eyes below down to the chin.

My dream is to unify the world and become a demon king.”

Konan: ”I am sėxy and hot. Don't pretend you don't know. I am a top waifu material and you all know it. I would like to make a realistic river with origami and blow it on someone's ȧss.

It will be fun to see their face saying 'OH! I fuċkėd up.'

My dream is to become an angel and look down on every species from below.”

Nagato: ”I would like to control everything from the shadow. I want everyone to know I am the real underground boss. I am in love with the tailed beast. I want to trap every one of them to status and fuċk the wold with that toy.

I wanna have a lot of money, so I can have better diets, haircuts, and do plastic surgery. I too skinny and ugly. My dream is to be a perfect human being with a 900 IQ big brain! Zehahaha!”

Please don't ask me why I made this omake. I just got high, that's it.

Also, don't get angry. It makes me sad to see hate comments, ahahahahaha!

peace, everyone!]