Chapter 41 (2/2)

”Hello, audience friends, now I will teach you to play this game that really uses the future black technology - martial arts world! Why is it the result of black technology in the future? Of course, now I find that my consciousness has come to this game. My consciousness has replaced the mouse and keyboard! This feeling is really wonderful. Only when you play the game yourself can you understand how magical it is. Don't ask why my heart is so big, just ask one reason - I'm a player! ”

Yes, Wang Laoju is the kind of player who can most enjoy the fun of the game. The audience can feel his happiness when watching his live game or game video. He has never been the up master who makes perfect strategies for the audience. He just experiences the fun of the game from the perspective of his own talents.

At this time, the audience with rich association ability thought of the previous ”online” concert of Chu Yin future and Luo Tianyi. Of course, they were lucky to participate in this concert by listening to the sounds of nature of the two virtual singers through their own consciousness. In the process of participating in the ”online” concert, they seemed to fall asleep in reality.

When Wang Laoju chose to start the game, the interface of pinching face and naming naturally appeared, which is simply the most popular scene for Wang Laoju, the chairman of the board of directors with the nickname of ”pinching face ghost”.

Just because ordinary players play games, no matter whether the selected character is male or female, they must hope that their role is beautiful. After all, in reality, everyone has grown ordinary enough. Of course, the more beautiful the game is, the better.

However, Wang Laoju's aesthetics has gone beyond the imagination of the audience. Can ordinary players understand the sun knight who can pinch out the appearance of ”ancient god”?

This time, Wang Laoju chose a man. After all, this is the body of his consciousness. He said to the audience as he chose: ”since I want to mix the martial arts world, of course, I still have to strengthen my consistent style of playing games, that is, I must be reckless, be a fierce man, fold the thickest armor and get the most poisonous beating! I defined my role as a hard Qigong expert. I must practice the golden bell mask. I don't think about the name. I'll take the unique martial arts name of [Wang Laoju]

Then Wang Laoju, who claims to be a face pinching master, began his face pinching tutorial. The faces of several templates given by the game can be regarded as good-looking, but soon, the audience found that no matter how good-looking the face is, it will also be seriously damaged in Wang Laoju's hands!

While pinching his face, Wang Laoju explained why he pinched so: ”MT is a strong man, so his face must be full. There is a strong man's breath. Like Schwarzenegger, his face must be thick and his nose must collapse.”

”As a professional who uses face to pick up skills, like a boxer, he often gets beaten and hits down the bridge of his nose. There is a professional term in the fight game, which is called playing area. Some people hit you from the front and some from the side. The more your nose collapses forward, the easier it is to avoid other people's punches. If your nose is very strong, You'll break the bridge of your nose with one punch. ”

”But if your nose is flat enough, you won't have such concerns. It's a tactical need. It's a shape honed by the battlefield. Why are Europeans and Americans not suitable for boxing? Because their eyebrow bones are too high and easy to break.”

”Of course, as an MT, you should have a look that despises the whole world and looks at everyone listlessly, but it is actually very strong. Squinting is a monster and looks down on everyone, but no one can beat me. Focus on your eyes and smile in the face of any difficulties. From the face, passers-by will lie in the trough when they look at it! This MT is a very reliable teammate at first sight, increasing the output of teammates by 30%. Then we have to have a pair of blood rings to see through the enemy's moves. MT is not a silly resistance. ”

”Generally speaking, great Xia has sweat on his face. First, the movement is very intense. Second, it is a tactical choice. If others hit you, if your face is very dry, you will hit it solid with one punch. However, if your face is very slippery, it plays a role of tactical armor. There must be oil on your face. Vaseline is necessary for wandering the Jianghu.”

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So, pinching the face was completed in the laughing nonsense of Wang Laoju, and the audience felt that their eyes were polluted, and San was crazy! Worthy of ”ancient god” Wang Laoju!

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