Chapter 91 - Hua Mei always brings Yun Long back to Earth! (1/2)
Yun Long just sighed as he mumbled something about why did he have such an unreasonable tigress of a mother, before the back of his head was slapped.
'Haiii… forgot this tigress is already a monarch, the peak of this Blue Polar Star… the Sovereign Profound Realm' as he thought about how he used to be at this realm, his fists tightened, he would never lose himself in power ever again.
Hua Mei noticed his face that accepted his fate, since she always liked to bully him a little, yet she noticed he started losing himself in his thoughts once more and decided to distract him by pulling him into her melons, since she knew that her little Long'er was actually quite the pervert.
Yun Long was thinking about his cultivation path before his world span around before he exited space and entered the heavens, cough… he then remembered the feeling of these two items and quickly started to tap her arm since he couldn't breathe ”Let me out I can breathe”
Too bad his voice was muffled and it just sounded like the cries of a banshee at the end of its lifespan.
Once Yun Long realised he was in serious trouble here, he quickly bit her, but he didn't notice this time that his face was buried on her nɨppŀė so he accidentally bit her right on the nɨppŀė, causing her to release a hot mȯȧn
”Mmm, Long'er not so fast…”
As she lost control he got out her brėȧst lock and tried to suck as much air out of the space as he could.
”Mother, stand on the lake and release your defences, I will insert my energy into your body and it will travel all over your body before you will feel the snap of all your meridians that will make you beg for mercy… kukuku”
Yun Long fully revealed his petty and evil side now that he finally found a way for revenge, even if it wasn't technically revenge since she will be going through meridian tempering that even the gods would be jealous of.
Hua Mei saw through his little act and just carried on ”Aiya… to think that the big bad wolf known as Yun Long would dare to sink his claws onto his own mother…” at this point she put on a bashful yet reluctant expression.
”Just be gentle with your mother now Long'er… take care not to break her” such an act would've suċkėd the souls at all men who were not impotent, or happened to be ones that had other preferences…
But for one Yun Long, he just bashed his head on the ground 'Whyyy… why is my mother such a damn pervert!!! I seriously need to bash Xiao Lie a new brain!!! This is all his damn fault!!!' as he lied on the ground just crying imaginary tears.
Hua Mei was laughing so hard she ended up joining him on the ground holding her stomach.
”Fufufu, Long'er you are too young to play this old lady” she said with a haughty gesture like she was a certain blonde ojou-sama.