Chapter 314 - Equally Childish Parents (1/2)

Without dawdling anymore in the zoo, Wu Wang dragged Yang Ziyi straight to the car. He knew if they stayed for another moment, this girl would definitely start a brawl.

When they both got inside the car, Yang Ziyi's brows were drawn together pensively.

"What were you thinking?" Wu Wang couldn't help but question her. No matter what she was a girl and she shouldn't be this proactive.

"I was reminding myself to stay calm. I really didn't want to beat those bastards." Her eyes were blazing like fire.

"That was you being calm?" He asked scornfully.

"Look you might not know but it takes a total of 42 muscles to frown and move on but we only need 4 muscles to lift our arm and slap the bastards like them and feel victorious. Us ladies should know which one to choose."

Wu Wang gaped at her in disbelief.

"You are a grown up and you should be able to have enough patience in you to ignore such cr-ap." He suggested since he found her actions a bit aggressive and impulsive. If those boys were not immature, she could have been the one facing the loss.

Yang Ziyi dusted off the non-existent dust from her shoulder with swag and said, "I was too sober to take that sh*t."

Wu Wang had the urge to pull someone's hair. It was a good thing that his phone's ringtone distracted him. He attended the call and put it on speaker. "What's up, Xiao Mey?"

"Wang Ge, your mother is being unreasonable right now." Xu Mey's upset voice came from the other side making him frown. Since when did his mother empress and Little Mey had started having arguments? That's one of the miracles of his life!

"What happened?"

"I was gonna invite Auntie Manman for the dinner but your mother here is not letting me call her." At Xu Mey's complain, Wu Wang was even more perplexed. It was a dinner for Li Qiao and if his own mother won't be there then wouldn't that be weird?

Before he could speak again, he heard his own mother's voice, "I'm definitely not being unreasonable. That Li Man actually dared to call me at midnight just to gloat."

"Gloat about what?" Wu Wang had a hint about her answer but he still asked nonetheless.

"Obviously she was gloating about the fact that even Li Qiao is gonna get married now but my own son is still like a broken shoe." Wu Wang pressed his lips together while Yang Ziyi burst out laughing.

Wu Wang didn't mind it at all though, he was actually amused. "Maa, even you call me a broken shoe." He reminded Fan Bingbing.

Fan Bingbing snorted from the other side and added, "Of course I do! Because you are a broken shoe. There is no doubt about that. But only I have the right to call my son a broken shoe. How dare she insult my son?"

Although Fan Bingbing's way of defending her son's pride was quite peculiar, Yang Ziyi still found it heart-warming.