Chapter 391 - My SI Stash #91 - Shook Me All Night Long by Jackie Avocado (MGEXDailyLifewithaMonsterGirl) (1/2)

-Another l_e_w_d fic that makes me sense my parents' pride in me quickly plummeting~

Synopsis: Alright, so I've been thrown from my world to another, classic isekai. What I didn't expect was said world to be a sort of fusion between Monster Musume and Monster Girl Encyclopedia. Welp, time to go the harem route! (Self-Insert and Smut)Rated: M

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Chapter 1

The first thing I noticed when I woke up was that I had a killer headache. The second was that I was in a hospital room.

”Uhhhh...I have many questions about this situation. The biggest being why am I in a hospital?”

”Well, it's good to see you're up after so long, Mr. Mohammed.”

”Huh?”

I turned my head to see an absolutely stunning woman with long, black hair, probably in her mid-twenties. She was dressed in the attire of a typical government agent, the kind that wouldn't be too out of place in a Men in Black movie. Wearing a white dress shirt that barely contained her ample bust with a black tie, a black blazer that brought out her generous curves and wide h_i_p_s, with a matching, black pencil skirt. Black pantyhose covered her long legs and heels. She wore a pair of sunglasses, completing the look.

”So, would you like me to beat around the bush or give it to you straight?”

”Give it to me straight, doc, did Little Timmy fall down the well?”

I said in an overly dramatic voice, hopefully adding some kind of humor to this situation. That and there was a super hot woman right in front of me and the only thing I knew how to do in this situation was to be super cheesy.

”You've been in a coma for three months.”

What?

No really...what!?

”Um...huh?” I verbalized. ”I feel like I should have done a spit take or something. But my mouth is super dry right now, and I feel like the mood crushed now. My disappointment is immeasurable, and my day is ruined.”

”Hm? That wasn't the reaction I was expecting.”

”Also, I was out for three months!?”

”Oh, there it is.” She said.

”How?” I stressed.

”Well, we don't really understand what truly happened ourselves, does a blinding flash of multicolored lights ring any bells.”

As she said that, my head stung with violent pain. Memories came back to me as I tried to soothe the pain by rubbing my temples.

”F_u_c_k!” I shouted. ”I-I remember…I...I was, uh, walking home from work, it was night, I was exhausted. I was minding my own business when suddenly these...multicolored orb looking things began surrounding me. I tried to get out of the way or escape these orbs, but they began to revolve around me at speeds my eyes couldn't track, trapping me. Mass amounts electricity sparked between them, a bright flash of light, and now I'm in a hospital.”

Her sunglasses gave off an odd glint and I saw her eyes narrow slightly behind her sunglasses. I get the feeling I said something that may have confirmed whatever suspicion she may have had for me.

”Well, Mr. Mohammed, three months ago, on a busy street in the middle of Tokyo-”

I sighed. ”Of course I'm in Japan.”

”A large multicolored portal opened up and you were tossed out of it, and in critical condition. Civilians quickly called the emergency services and you were able to get to a hospital and stabilize your condition. Honestly, it's a miracle you're alive right now, much less awake talking as if nothing happened.”

”Yeah, that sounds about right.” I deadpanned. ”My luck is shit. Goes to show what happens when I actually go to work on a Tuesday.”

”Well, as for what happens now.” The woman began. ”You'll need to go through physical therapy for about a month.”

I nodded in understanding.

”And another thing, you'll be glad to know that I've gained custody of you considering your rather unique situation.”

”Unique situation…?”

”Well, we were having a lot of trouble seeing where you fit in the Cultural Exchange Between Species Bill as seeing that you're a human being, but one from a completely different reality from our own.”

That sounded vaguely familiar.

”The...what bill? Wait, did you say 'different reality'?”

”Oh yeah, sorry for dropping that on you so soon. Makes sense you wouldn't know either of what I'm talking about right now.” She apologized. ”I'll start with the bill. You see, the Cultural Exchange Between Species Bill or Interspecies Exchange Bill is a government legislation passed three years ago condoning the cultural exchange between humans and non-human liminal species. Liminals are-”

”Alright, alright, that's enough with the exposition dump, ma'am.” I cut her off, the woman gave me a slightly cross look at my interruption. ”I've already figured out what reality I'm in.”

I sighed as my head hit the back of my pillow and I stared at the white ceiling.

”Of all places for me to end up, I get sent to the Monster Musume universe?” I asked rhetorically. ”Honestly, I'm not even mad.”

The woman gave me a bemused look. ”You sound like you know this reality.”

I looked at her blankly. ”Three words, sweetheart. Ecchi. Harem. Manga.”

She sighed and pinched the bridge of her nose.

”That makes way too much sense.”

”I get the feeling you don't get paid enough, do you,” I smirked knowingly. ”Kuroko Smith?”

I saw her eyes widened slightly behind her glasses before she sighed once again.

”Mr. Mohammed, you don't know the half of it.”

”Please, just call me Zachary or Zach. So, uh, what happens after I get physical therapy done?”

”Well, the three Goddesses want to meet with you.”

I stared at her for a few seconds. ”The three what?”

One Month Later

So, no shit there I was.

In a fancy government car heavily guarded by high ranking military personnel and even the MON squad lead by Kuroko Smith herself.

Turns out, the lore of this world is a lot different than the regular Monster Musume world.

Ten thousand years ago, a cruel demon king aspired to rule the world under their iron fist, enslaving humanity with their demonic forces. Unfortunately, for them, they were overthrown by a lone s_u_c_c_u_b_u_s.

This s_u_c_c_u_b_u_s then changed how every monster/demon/magical object under the sun functioned.

Well, that's a s_u_c_c_u_b_u_s for you.

The new s_u_c_c_u_b_u_s demon king...queen, over her new rule, grew so powerful that she now rivaled the gods themselves. With the s_u_c_c_u_b_u_s's rise to god-hood, there were now three goddesses that governed the world.

The Goddess of Light, creator of the Angles and ruler of Order, the Realm of Light.

The Fallen Goddess of Depravity, caretaker of the Fallen Angels, sister of the Light Goddess and ruler of Pandemonium, the Realm of Chaos.

And finally, the s_u_c_c_u_b_u_s, the Demon Lord/Goddess of Darkness, creator of the Monsters Girls, or liminals as they are known as today, and ruler of the Abyss, the Realm of Darkness.

So, about a century after the new Demon Lord's rise to power, the Goddess of Light realized that, while this Demon Lord was a ton better than the last one, her idea of ”fixing” the situation was horrible.

Unlike the original Monster Musume world I know, liminals are a female only race, only surviving this long because the Abyss, the Realm of Darkness can sustain them indefinitely. They only came back into the human world about two hundred years ago, living in secret away from the now dominant human population.

The bad thing about the liminals/Monster Girls is that they're female only and can't give birth to men.

If they were allowed to just wreak s_e_x_u_a_l havoc across the world unopposed ten thousand years ago, then the world would have, quite literally, f_u_c_k_e_d itself to death.

One hell of an apocalypse if you ask me.

Well, it's a good thing that the Goddess of Light did oppose them, waging war with the now Goddess of Darkness, while the Fallen Goddess wanted to in on this conflict for shits, giggles, and to cause even greater acts of depravity.

Seeing that this conflict was going south fast, as in the Goddess of Darkness was actually winning against the Goddess of Light with the Fallen Goddess not doing anything to really help the situation.

She did the most logical thing she could.

Infuse as many human females as she could with her divine energy in order to prevent them from being corrupted and turned into Monster Girls by their demonic energy.

This had the added side effect of making women one of the best options to combat Monster Girls. Which, if you take into mind that some of these Monster Girls are absolutely ridiculous in terms of power, doesn't actually really mean much in the grand scheme of things.

Against all odds, this act was able to damn near completely turn around the war, destroying a lot of Demon Realms, areas where the demonic energy of Monster Girls grow so concentrated, they warp the environment around it, which was incredibly crippling to the Dark Goddess's ambitions.

Soon enough all three goddesses came to a peaceful agreement and decided that further messing with humanity is a pretty d_i_c_kish thing to do. So, they all pulled out of the human world taking with them every Angel, Fallen, and Monster Girl with them to their respective realms until they believed humanity had grown enough to stand up on their own.

Considering they all entered the world again about two hundred years ago, and bringing the fact that some of these girls are complete overpowered fantasy bullshit compared to what we have today.

That whole ”pulling out until humanity is ready” shpiel is up for debate.

I sighed as I ran a hand through my black, curly hair, and pushed my glasses up.

”Nervous?” Kuroko asked.

”Kind of, not every day you get thrown into an alternate reality and meet with actual goddesses.” I explained. ”Honestly, I'm just wondering if I'm presentable enough.”

”Zach, stop worrying, you look great.” Kuroko assured.

I gave her a blank look. ”Girl, I look like a well-dressed twig.”

Turns out that three months in a coma, a month of physical therapy and a lot of hospital food will do wonders for your BMI.

Go figure.

Speaking of figure, mine made me look damn near anorexic, it wasn't anywhere close to life-threatening, but it was extremely odd to go from a six foot two big boy, strong man, to a six foot two twig that couldn't even lift a twenty-five-pound dumbbell without using both hands.

I'm so hitting the gym the first chance I get.

Ms. Smith made sure that I was dressed for the occasion considering that I was meeting the three most powerful entities in the world.

I wore a black suit and tie, a white dress shirt, black dress pants, along with black dress shoes to complete my look.

Particularly dressy, if you couldn't tell.

I felt a large but gentle hand ruffle my already messy hair.

”Don't worry, Zachary, you look fantastic!” said Tionishia, clad in her usual heavy armor; her helmet was on, so I couldn't see her face.

”Thank you, Tio.” I said grinning like an idiot. ”You always know just what to say to calm me down.”

Kuroko deadpanned at me. ”Come on, I just said the same damn thing.”

”Yeah,” I acknowledged. ”But Tio here said it better.”

The agent sighed. ”Is this because I made you do my paperwork a week ago?”

I took a dramatic gasp. ”Kuroko, I would never be so petty as to do that to you.”

”So, that's a yes?”

I gave her a blank look. ”Naaaaaah.”

She then gave me an equally blank look. ”Don't get snippy with me now. We're here.”

My eyes widened in surprise. ”Shit, already!?”

I looked outside the window of the car and saw the Tokyo Metropolitan Government Building.

...Yep, already there.

”Alright,” Kuroko began as she brought up a walkie talkie. ”Let's go. Look alive and professional out there, this is MON's first assignment.”

I furrowed my brows as I exited the car with Kuroko.

”First assignment? So the incident with the Orcs in the manga shop hasn't happened yet...How far back before canon was I sent? Eh, doesn't matter, this is a slice of life series after all.”

As we walked towards to building, Smith, Zombina, Doppel, and Tinoishia surrounded me closely in a diamond formation.

I had no doubt that Manako was watching us through the scope of a sniper rifle from one of the nearby rooftops.

Flanking our sides, bearly being held back by a solid steel fence and a shit-ton of security were crowds upon crowds of people.

I saw damn near every news network I had ever known reporting on me of all people. Too bad I didn't really give a shit as I haven't watched T.V. since I was thirteen and am usually out of the loop for almost everything.

”Quite the crowd.” I stated the obvious, struggling to keep my poker face. ”I assume that having an audience with the goddesses is a pretty big deal.”

Doppel gave me a sidelong glance. ”Buddy, you don't know the half of it.”

As we entered the building I still saw many people there watching us. These continuous stares of awe were constant until I was led to a particular room on one of the higher floors of the building.

The room was very large, almost like a theater, but completely empty. There was an archaic ritual looking circle in the center of the room.

”Step into the transportation circle, and it will take you to the goddesses.” Kuroko explained. ”Come back alive, you hear?”

I gave her a two finger wave as I stepped into the circle.

”You got it.”

The magic circle glowed a bright shade of red before my body was turned into light before my very eyes. I couldn't even let out a word of surprise before I was completely consumed and my vision was blinded by light.

Heh, I'm getting an odd feeling of déjà vu.

As the spots in my vision went away, I was greeted to see an endless blackness beyond anything I'd ever seen. But even so, I could see myself perfectly fine, as if the darkness of this black void was merely a backdrop, or just not really here in the first place.

Suddenly, a chair materialized in front of me.

”Please, sit.”

A feminine voice demanded.

The voice was beautiful, melodious even, it was practically brimming with power. It seemed to be coming from every direction. As such, I didn't even try looking for the source.

I sat in the chair as instructed and then three figures appeared in front of me.

They all wore robes that completely covered their bodies from head to toe, but even then, it did little to hide how voluptuous they were.

The first wore white robes with glowing white angel wings coming from her back.

The second wore gray robes with black angel wings coming from her back.

The last one wore black robes with bat-like wings coming from her back.

So, did I enter a cult? Is this initiation or something?

”Young man, do you know why you're here?” The one with angel wings asked.

I'll take it she's the Goddess of Light.

”Because I somehow crossed realities?”

”Correct,” The Fallen Goddess said next. ”Your entry into this dimension came close to...how should I put this? Ah, yes. Tearing this plane of existence to pieces.”

”That's not good.”

The Goddess of Darkness stepped forward.

”Quite, your awareness of the severity situation is astute. Even one as great as I can not bear to handle the stress of the world itself tearing apart. Perhaps it is fate that brings you before us.” Under the darkness of her hood, one of her eyes started glowing an icy blue. ”I have awaited the arrival of one such as you. Yes, I see it in my Forbidden Evil Eye-”

”You're a Chuunibyou, aren't you?” I cut her off.

”Hurk…!” The Dark Goddess place a hand over her c_h_e_s_t as if she'd been struck by an arrow.

”Pffft!” The Fallen Goddess busted out laughing. ”Oh my, not even five sentences and he calls you out on it! This is a new record!”

The Dark Goddess began to sulk in the...I want to say corner, but this extradimensional space is just endless blackness, so I have no clue.

I could practically see a small, sad, rain cloud over the poor goddess. A tiny, winter-static sized lightning bolt flickered and snapped against the top of her head.

”I'm not a Chuunibyou...I'm super cool...why won't anyone take me seriously?” The Dark Goddess mumbled to herself.

The Light Goddess sighed. ”I should have known this would have happened.”

And like that, the grand, serious mood they built up was smashed to pieces with all the subtlety of a wrecking ball.

My finest work yet.

”This guy is great, I like him!” The Fallen Goddess announced. ”Can we just skip the formal crap already and hook him up with as many monster girls as possible?”

The Light Goddess's head snapped towards the Fallen Goddess.

”Sister!” she yelled in a scandalized voice. ”Could you please show some professionalism here?”

”no u.”

The Light Goddess' sharp intake of breath even made the sulking Dark Goddess jump.

”You dare abuse the Sacred Words of Power in this neutral ground? I have half a mind to smite you from existence...”

”It's too late. I win,” the Fallen Goddess giggled, and blew a raspberry. ”I said them first.”

”You have won nothing, sister,”

”No! U!” The Fallen Goddess cackled, skipping around gleefully in circles to the Light Goddess' obvious chagrin. ”Hee hee hee hee!”

Oh Lawd, I believe I have found a true Chaotic Neutral.

”So, can we get back on track here? Seriously, why am I here?”

The Goddess of Light sighed. ”Alright, I'll cut to the chase. We're going to ask you some questions, and we want you to answer them honestly.”

I nodded. ”Sounds easy enough.”

”How did you get into this reality?”

”Not a clue, my best explanation would be fourth-dimensional warp f_u_c_kery.”

The Goddess sighed. ”Hm, this truly is a curious situation. At the very least, we know you didn't almost rip this reality to pieces.”

Wait...she came to that conclusion a bit too easily.

Unless…

”This whole...pocket dimension is one big magic lie detector, isn't it?”

”Yes, now onto the next question,”

Well, now I know they were all ready to smite my a_s_s at a moments notice. Comforting.

”Once we let you out of here, what's your next move?”

”Next move?” I shrugged. ”Eh, get a job, get an apartment or a house if I can. Probably finish up college. Well, that last one is going to be pretty hard since the only identification that came with me here was the ID I had in my wallet.” I crossed my arms and sighed as another realization hit me. ”Shit, I don't even have my high school diploma, not to mention any records in this world. Getting a job would hell since I take the term 'illegal alien' to a whole new level.”

”I see, that is quite the problem.”