Chapter 304 - My CO Stash #4 - Curse of Boredom by Lord Of Crime (NarutoXYoungJustice) (1/2)
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Synopsis: Immortality, such a rewarding and humble word. The paradisiac opportunity to live evermore. Who in their right mind would refuse such an offer? An infinitely wise one. One who has seen enough, done enough and known enough to acknowledge that Life was but an illusion.
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Chapter 1-3 (exceptional)
Warning: This story contains explicit scenes, unrealistic proportions and actions regarding the human body as well as other contents suited for m_a_t_u_r_e readers only. If such content does not appeal to you and your preference, kindly leave.
I had plans to write a Food War story (still do) but after seeing the recent episodes of season 3, I had to get this idea out of my head before it ruined my passion for my first story.
One more thing before we move forward, I would like to mention that the story will start from the Episode Infiltrator.
Elemental Nations
There comes a time in life when you are faced with a situation that renders you speechless or devoid of proper words to describe the situation around you. The situation may involve a certain event, an enigmatic person or even a place.
The previously blood-filled and untamed land of the Shinobi was one such place that defied all logic. Gone were the different varieties of geographic locations defining a certain part of the world, replaced by a single never ending expanse of trees, flowers and grass stretching towards the horizon, no end in sight.
Right at the middle of this infinite landscape of grass stood a large fortress of sorts, giving the impression that its existence merely served as a necessity rather than luxury. It was quite large for sure, but created from red bricks that gave it a mild but militaristic appeal.
Apart from this structure, nothing really stood out from the norm … if you could somehow ignore the gigantic size of the fortress.
And nine humongous beasts laying in the soft confine of the grass and flowers in an organized circle.
”Even my boredom is bored” a deep but soft voice g_r_o_a_n_e_d in evident laziness, its source being a tall redhead laying in the middle most part of the circle, his facial features blocked by a straw hat dr_a_p_ed over his face. ”Can anyone suggest a place to vent out my boredom?”
”How about my chambers?” Matatabi, the two tailed hellcat purred out in l_u_s_t-filled delight, wiggling her two flaming tails in anticipation. ”I will drain all that 'boredom' right out of you!”
”Bite your tongue, you horny cat!” Kokuo, the five tailed Horse-Dolphin hybrid hissed out in anger. ”Listening to you pleasuring yourself while screaming out Naruto's name is one thing, I will not tolerate you mating with him while I am around”
And cue the catfight.
”Oh yeah? At least I know what I want and how to get it, unlike you” the Nibi bite back in anger ”And for you information, you prude, I have already mated with him … several times!”
”So have I!” the five tailed beast retorted without a hint of shame ”But unlike you, you s_l_u_tty cat, I didn't return to pleasuring myself with my hands when I had the real thing!”
”Why you…”
The rest of the beasts, beside Kurama, the nine tailed beast, materialized humongous sets of earplugs and serenely went back to their sleep while the two sisters argued over who had mated with Naruto more times than the other.
The person in question had long since awakened from his nap and was openly gaping at the two sisters as they argued, inversely announcing their relationship to the other beasts. What the actual hell?
”I asked about finding a place to vent out my boredom, right?” Naruto asked unsurely, not certain if he had uttered the correct question because from the direction of the argument, it sure as hell didn't look like it.
”Yup”
”Then why the hell are they arguing over how many times I have f_u_c_k_e_d them?”
”Ask them yourself”
A tired sigh escaped his lips as his shoulders slumped in depression. ”Yeah, thanks Kurama”
This distracting argument was not helping his mood. He was tired, bored and ready to rampage.
At least when this world they were inhabiting still had living things, it was fun but that ship had long since sailed. Now he was stuck with a crazy tanuki, two always horny tailed beasts and one sarcastic furball who used to be his prisoner.
The others were at least kind enough to mind their own businesses and leave him alone … for the most part at least.
Cautiously standing up on his feet, the redhead dusted his clothes and looked towards the two arguing sisters who had stopped their heated debate to settle the issue the old fashioned way… wrestling. Yup, the situation had escalated and he needed to get his a_s_s out of there before he found himself dragged into a bedchamber and rode by two horny constructs of energy.
”Time to man up and GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE!”
The sound of a tear appearing in the fabric of space alerted the two sisters to the absence of the redhead they were arguing over, but it was too late, for the man had already closed the portal before they figure out where he had escaped.
”GET YOUR A_S_S OVER HERE RIGHT NOW!”
Watchtower, Earth's Orbit
”By Son's flaming nuts, I shall not do that again… unless I have to” Naruto muttered out with a frown as he stood up from the cold and steel-like ground. Wait, steel-like ground? The earth wasn't supposed to be made of iron or steel. ”Okay, where the hell am I?”
To be honest, he hadn't exactly thought up any particular place for his landing when he had made his manly escape. He had just conjured up a portal to the nearest world and hurled himself into it with alarming speed to get away from the sisters.
Looking around, his blue eyes perceived the largeness of the room itself and how it was equipped with technologically advanced artilleries and weaponries. Simply judging from that single aspect, he knew that the room was either used to battle dangerous invaders or as a training room.
He would have continued his observation if his eyes hadn't been gravitated towards the other end of the room where a lovely spectacle welcomed him.
Standing in the other side of the room was a beautiful woman, in possession of divine curves and thickness. Black wavy hair cascaded down her back, unrestrained by any sort of accessory to hinder its sheer beauty, held back by a golden tiara with a star in the middle.
Blue eyes of sharpness hiding the glaring ferociousness of a wild predator under a veil of curiosity and wariness studied his every move and skimmed along his muscular but lithe frame with appreciation and caution.
Full and pouty lips, cute nose and defined cheekbones gave her an aura of royalty. Slender shoulders, muscular but feminine arms adorned by silver bracelets at the wrists as well as the trained way she held her stance hinted towards her training as a warrior.
And then came the part where his mind went into a l_u_s_t-filled frenzy.
'Tit alert! Tit alert! System overload!'
The star-spangled base of her armor did little to hide away the utter plumpness of her corpulent behind, nor do justice to the wideness of her h_i_p_s, but it did stop high enough to reveal her thick womanly t_h_i_g_hs and long legs.
Shield held up in a defensive manner and beautifully crafted sword poised to cut cleanly through his head with the slightest hint of hostility was what melted his heart. Needless to say, Naruto was not in the right state of mind at the moment.
Wonder Woman or better known as Diana of Paradise Island had no idea how to respond to such a situation. She had been training like she always did _ except this time she was alone and not with a sparring partner _ when she had become witness to the fabric of space being torn apart and a redheaded man jumping out of it.
While she secretly thought that the man needed to be more aware of his surrounding due to the non-ceremonial way of his arrival and becoming acquainted with the ground, she been quite surprised and wary.
Even though people appearing from within portals were quite common in her life of being Wonder Woman, it was still unnerving to see someone walk out of it while she had no knowledge of his or her intentions.
Her wariness was further augmented by the fact that portals were mostly used by Parademons, minions of the mad lord, Darksied. A few others also used them but that was beside the point.
This one was different in a lot of ways.
The man was a tall and substantially muscular redhead with his hair swept back in a glossy manner, a single strand hanging over the front of his blue eyes. His face was, she might dare say, beautiful. Blue eyes, high cheekbones, pronounced eyebrows and thin lips.
He was, surprisingly, dressed in an ornate dark red Armani suit and black dress shoes that even though quite conservative and more formal still showed off his considerable muscle mass. She wasn't sure what to take from his appearance.
Did that make sense?
To her, it didn't. Even the Greek deities had presences, in fact they seemed hell-bent on showing as much of their presences as possible. This man was different.
”Identify yourself”
”Excuse me for a few seconds, lady” Naruto stated in a somewhat neutral but normal tone, closing his eyes in concentration while Diana looked on with something akin to annoyance, cautious and curiosity.
This woman had a familiar feel to her presence when he really thought about it and … ignored her smoking hot a_s_s and knockers. Becoming one with nature, the former Shinobi reached out with his senses towards the surrounding in all its purity.
Turns out, he was above a planet called Earth in an orbiting structure with quite a few strong life forces swarming inside it. The history of the world as well as the dimension itself confirmed his suspicion.
”Sorry about that, I had to gather my thoughts” Naruto offered apologetically, a thoughtful look on his face as he gazed at the voluptuous woman. ”My name is Naruto Uzumaki”
”I am Diana of Themyscira” she introduced warily; shield and sword still poised to either defend or attack the unknown intruder. ”State your purpose for coming here”
A smile graced Naruto's lips. ”Hippolyta's daughter no doubt”
Wariness and caution was replaced by surprise and curiosity when Diana heard the complete stranger say her mother's name and with such fondness. ”You know my mother?”
”Yup, that little spitfire and I go way back”. Indeed they went back and he meant way back… like even through her backdoor. That easily annoyed and cranky blonde Queen was irresistible.
”Do not speak so rudely about my mother lest you suffer my wrath” Diana snapped back with a glare, griping her sword tightly.
”You even talk like her!” Naruto gushed out in excitement, surprising the stoic woman with his sudden change in personality. ”That is so cute!”
”Excuse me?”
Before she could let her thoughts lead her towards potential disemboweling of a certain rude redhead, the doors to the Training Room opened abruptly and several of her comrades dashed in alarm, led by Superman and Batman.
”Is this a circus?” Naruto asked innocently, eyes blinking repeatedly to adjust to the bright colored uniforms of the newcomers. He hadn't seen these shiny creatures the last time he had been here.
Months Later, Mount Justice
”My job here is done then” Red Arrow muttered through tightened lips, throwing a disinterested look towards his used-to-be mentor before walking into the Zeta Tube.
Not giving the gathered team of Aqualad, Kid Flash, Superboy, Miss Martian, Robin and their newest addition Artemis time to think about Red Arrow's rude and nonchalant dismissal of their proposal, Batman turned towards the team with a no-nonsense aura.
”If the Shadows are after her, then you will need some help” he announced unclearly, inclining his head towards the other side of the cave.
The team's eyes widened in collective surprise when a gorgeously handsome redheaded man, dressed in a formal crimson suit appeared out of thin air without the slightest bit of sound or movement.
Aqualad, Robin and Kid Flash were quick to recognize the newcomer, but his appearance didn't lessen their shock in the slightest.
”Meet Paradox, your new supervisor”
”I call dibs!” Artemis blurted out suddenly, eyeing the new redhead like he was a prime piece of meat ready to be devoured. Who cared if he was a part of the Justice League or that he was many years her senior? A handsome hunk was a handsome hunk.
She conveniently ignored her teammates' surprised looks.
Naruto causally walked up to the center of the cave and looked around the gathered members. He already knew about the three Sidekicks and had seen them sometime fight alongside their mentors.
The one in possession of Superman's symbol did intrigue him. He had been on a mission during the Sidekicks' break-in to Cadmus, thus he had only heard of him in passing.
The boy resembled Superman in all aspects, except his height, muscle tone and significantly low power level. Other than that, some may even suspect him to be Superman if he wore the familiar red and blue suit.
Then came the Martian girl who claimed to be J'onn's niece. The girl had the appearance of a beautiful redheaded girl. She was as innocent as one would expect from a girl who had seen only red rocky landscapes her entire life.
Standing beside Green Arrow was a beautiful blonde girl of average height holding onto what appeared to be a folded bow. The blonde was daringly dressed in a green skin tight fabric extending all the way to her forehead and just below her considerable c_h_e_s_t.
Her tight midriff was exposed for all to see in its e_r_o_t_i_c glory, followed by the flare of her wide h_i_p_s and round posterior.
He certainly liked what he saw and judging from the way she was practically undressing him with her eyes, she did too. He already liked her.
”Thanks for the introduction, spooky” Naruto declared pleasantly and patted an annoyed Batman on the back like one would his best friend. ”Missed me?”
”No”
”Ouch”
Artemis jumped in surprise and heart-stopping shock when she felt her supple buttcheeks being pinched and patted, prompting her to twirl around with an arrow ready to strike the offender in his nuts only to find … nothing but empty space.
'What the hell!? Who pinched my butt?'
”Artemis, are you alright?” Green Arrow asked in concern, seeing her suddenly reach for her bow and arrow with an alarmed and angry look. Was she on her period or something?
Artemis composed herself and nodded unsurely. ”Yeah … I am fine”
Who the hell pinched her b_u_t_t and disappeared so quickly? Was it her imagination? Hell no! The guy had even patted her fleshy behind after pinching it!
Batman, Red Tornado and Green Arrow were out of the picture since the first was too far away from her to do such a thing, the second was an emotionless robot while the third was her father figure even if he was a playboy.
That left the rest of the team and one enigmatic redhead. Aqualad and Robin were out as well since both seemed more interested in following their missions' objective rather than copping a feel. Miss Martian was too innocent to do so even if her Telekinetic abilities made her the prime suspect.
That left Kid Flash and the mysterious Paradox guy.
While she wanted to suspect the ginger haired speedster for doing such a thing since he was a known pervert and an unsuccessful player not to mention his speed could allow him to grope anyone's a_s_s without getting noticed, but she knew he wasn't the one.
No matter how fast he moved the rapid shuffling of his feet on the floor and the force through which he sliced through the air current always left loud noises which means she would've noticed had he groped her before escaping.
That left the redhead.
She knew too little about him to declare him a pervert who had groped her.
Her musings were cut short as Batman shrugged off Naruto's hand from his shoulder and turned to the gathered team. ”Paradox here will be in charge, follow his lead. Dismissed”
She would think about the pervert later. They had a mission to do.
Happy Harbor High
”Even though I am in-charge, you guys and ladies are free to guard whatever post you think is important” Naruto announced cheerfully as he walked in front of the assembled team, while Doctor Roquette, their unwilling client, sat a few meter away from the team in front of a computer. ”Now unless you guys wanna admire my handsome manly features all day, get to your jobs!”
”Huh!”
”What!”
”Seriously?”
”Batman would never…”
The stare Robin received after that incomplete sentence would haunt him for live. ”I am not Batman”
Some like Superboy and Artemis were happy to be given authority of following in their own instincts and not ordered around like puppets, Megan was too low on self-esteem to deem a place worthy of being important while Robin, Aqualad and Kid Flash had been too used to being ordered around by their mentors to take actions for themselves.
”That is your weakness” Naruto explained neutrally, pinning each of the guilty members with his sharp gaze. ”You have become so used to being ordered around by your mentors that you have no idea what to do when a commanding officer willing hands over authority to you”
Robin, specifically, was quite shaken by the reality. While he had done quite a few missions on his own and had pulled all of them in record time, but being with Batman was different.
He had always waited for Batman's instruction before moving on with a plan, never taking a step by himself unless ordered. No wonder the free and nonchalant way Paradox gave away his authority to them caught him off-guard.
Batman would never hand over his authority over a mission to another unless and until he had to.
”I am not only your commanding officer on this mission but also your teacher” Paradox announced with a soft smile, providing the team with a sense of comfort and warmth. ”I will guide you, show you the right path but it is you who must take steps to move forward on those paths, understand?”
”Yes sir!”
”Good” he nodded with an eyesmile and pointed to a stupefied Kid Flash. ”You chose who should be paired up with whom”
”M-me?” the speedster blurted out in a stutter, heart racing faster than his legs. This new guy sure knew how to make a guy nervous. Normally, he would jump at the chance to lead and show off but now, he was practically shaking in his boots.
”Yes you”
Well, here goes nothing.
”Umm … how about me and Megan, Superboy and … Artemis, Aqualad and Robin?”
The looks Megan and Artemis gave him almost made him want sink into the earth and never show up again. Hey, give him a break! He was a guy who could run fast, not Albert Einstein!
”Excellent choice kid” Naruto praised genuinely, giving the nervous and gaping boy a thumbs up.
”R-really?”
”Yes. You and Megan pairing up will provide your team the necessary amount of muscle and speed. Artemis is a proficient hand-to-hand combatant while Superboy has super strength, balancing out their team as well. I don't need to explain why Aqualad and Robin make a good team”
”Man, I am a genius!”
'I am going to kill you, you moron!' a chibi Artemis stomped around in her mindscape, materializing a person vividly resembling Wally and strangling him to death. 'Why didn't you pair me up with that hunk?'
”Kid Flash and Megan, you are Alpha. Guard the front gates.” Naruto ordered briefly, receiving nods of consent as they two sped off outside the corridors and into the front yard. ”Superboy and Artemis, you are Beta, keep a close eye on the surrounding from the rooftops. Robin and Aqualad, you are Gamma, guard the lab's door”
London, Naruto's Apartment
The voluptuous princess of the Amazons discreetly flew through the chilly night air, wavy black locks fluttering in the soft wind. The black haired Amazon floated up to the last floor of a tall building and entered into one of the apartments through an open window.
With a twirl that got amused looks from Superman and any other Leaguer every time she did it, Diana changed from her familiar armor into a much casual garb. A black tank top tightly hugging her large b_r_e_a_s_ts and red yoga pants stretching over her supple behind and thick t_h_i_g_hs.
The apartment she landed in wasn't much large or fancy for that matter and to be honest neither was the person living in it. It had everything a single man or woman would need for a peaceful and comfortable life.
A large bedroom with its own bathroom, a comfortable Living room, connected Kitchen and a door leading towards a balcony providing a view of the entire city.
It wasn't large but it gave off the aura of comfort and warmth she desperately needed at the moment.
Speaking of the owner …
Looking around she saw no familiar redhead anywhere. The sound of water running coming from the bedroom put a halt to her musings. He was in the shower.
With a tired sigh, the princess glided to the large couch in the middle of the Living room and sat down… or more like slumped down in a un-princess-like manner. Within a few seconds, the seated amazon was no longer seated as she shifted around and laid down on the couch, propping up her feet on the armrest.
”Welcome Diana, how was your mission?”
”Disastrous and tiring” she replied monotonously, draping her hands over her eyes in a lazy manner. ”Fighting Cheetah is more tiring than an actual challenge”
”I wish I was there” Naruto announced through the bathroom door.
”I don't need your help with fighting her, she was barely a warm-up” Diana stated firmly.
She could've sworn that she heard him snort but the sound of running water was too loud to hear such a minor sound.
”Not that” the redhead rebuffed with a chuckle. ”I simply love watching woman wrestle it up. You know the biting, hair-pulling and my favorite, the clothe-tearing!”
”You should be grateful that I am tired” the princess retorted in a dangerous tone, glaring at the bedroom door with clear venom in her eyes. ”Otherwise I would've shown you how a real woman fights”
Her glare intensified when Naruto chuckled smugly. She could almost picture his smug face and smirk.
”Anyway, engaging in some girl on girl action with Cheetah must have been exhausting, so I ordered something for you. It's in the Kitchen”
Whatever anger she was feeling dissipated when her stomach decided to make its presence known and growled loudly, causing the voluptuous princess to blush in embarrassment as she moved towards the Kitchen.
”Don't think that I didn't hear that ferocious growl”
”SHUT UP!”
Stomping towards the Kitchen, the black haired Leaguer almost ripped off the door from its hinges when she heard laughing in the distance, cheeks tinted a dark red. Composing herself, Diana calmly opened the door and peered inside, eyes widening in pleasant surprise when she saw something she simply loved beyond anything else.
Well except her mother and that damned redhead.
Ice Cream… creamy, cold and fruity ice cream! She noticed a pizza on the counter but who cared about that?
”I didn't tell you to open the refrigerator, did I?” Naruto asked from the bathroom, a hint of smugness visible in his tone. ”I was talking about the pizza”
'I am not going to listen to him when it's right in front of me!' Diana mused stubbornly, reaching for the large glassy container of ice cream with an anticipatory smile … only for her finger to slip right through the goblet. 'What!?'
”The pizza dear, the pizza. No ice cream until you eat every single morsel of that cheesy circular heaven I have ordered just for you”
The handle of the door suffered her wrath, caving in from her strong grip. 'Damn him!'
She was tempted to just pummel the refrigerator into an unrecognizable piece of jumbled objects but then she would be pummeling her ice cream as well. Suffice to say, she was pissed off but also hopeful.
The moment she figured out the source of his strange powers, she was going to tie him down on a bed and vent out all the frustration she had built up due to his damned antics. Not the pleasurable way… well not for him at least.
”Fine!” she hissed out in anger, snatching the pizza carton from the counter with a displeased frown as she moved towards the living room. Throwing the carton with such strength that it almost smashed through the table, Diana sat down with a displeased look, pouty lips pursed in anger and hands crossed over her massive c_h_e_s_t.
”Ae out or do I need to send a bed and a few pillows in there in case you need them?”
It didn't take a genius to figure out the sheer amount of sarcasm dripping from her tone.
”That would be very kind of you” Naruto retorted smugly.
”Get out here right now!”
”So what are you wearing?”
That garnered the kind of reaction Naruto was hoping for. Diana blinked several times to properly understand his words before her lips stretched into an angry snarl. ”I am not telling you that!”
”Well I am n_a_k_e_d in here” the redhead announced loudly, his voice taking on a husky undertone. ”In this chilly night, all you need is a hot shower to calm your nerves”
Vivid images of a completely n_a_k_e_d redhead appeared in her vision. Wide shoulders, muscular arms, a wide torso and washboard abs dripping and shinning in the light. That hot, divine body pressed up against her, a pair of thin lips kissing her neck and hands driving her wild with l_u_s_t.
And that c_o_c_k! Great Hera, that deliciously curved, e_r_o_t_i_cally thick and frighteningly large c_o_c_k always drove her wild with l_u_s_t!
With a smirk that screamed overwhelming hunger, the princess shredded her clothes like a snake shedding its skin and sprinted towards the bathroom in startling swiftness.
Soon enough, the pizza was left forgotten as the sounds of flesh smacking into wet flesh, m_o_a_ns and grunts of p_l_e_a_s_u_r_e reverberated through the building as Naruto pounded all the tiredness, exhaustion and anger right out of the m_o_a_ning black haired amazon.
Western Mongolia
”Never in fifty thousand years have any living being done enough damage to my plans to compare to what the so called Paradox have done in a few months” Vandal Savage drawled out in a neutral tone, thick with ambition and visions. ”Something must be done”
Lex Luthor, as always, was the first to nod his head. Causing chaos was his thing… right after finding ways to kill Superman and make more profit. This Paradox was proving himself to be someone he could neither control nor manipulate in order to make profit.
So, he had to go.
”That is the conclusion” he agreed, glancing around the table to gaze at his fellow enlightened comrades. ”The question is, how?”
”Indeed, this man has proven time and again that he is not to be trifled with” Queen Bee's sultry voice chimed in, the l_u_s_t and d_e_s_i_r_e in her tone barely hidden. ”I could bring him under my control”
Ra's amused snort caught the rest of the members so off-guard that they could barely believe their ears. The always ambitious man known as the Demon Head, the leader of the League of Assassins and the great Ra's Al Ghul snorted?
”Unless you want to be caught in your trap and die, I would advise you to steer clear of making that mistake” the Demon Head stated firmly, hands placed on the table and fingers interlaced thoughtfully. ”His eyes barely leave anything to escape his notice. Even if by some remote chance that happens, his sheer willpower is enough to bend the very fabric of reality”
Vandal gave the contemplating man a scrutinizing stare, curiosity and interest brimming in his dark eyes. ”Seems like you know quite enough about him, old friend”
”Something like that” Ra's agreed vaguely. ”His ideals and colorless vision of the world is the cause for the creation of my League”
The evolved caveman raised an eyebrow in interest. ”How so?”
Ra's knew that the next bit of information would shock the Light right down to their cores. ”Before I tell about his ideals, let me tell you one simple fact. From what I know, he lived long before you were even born, Vandal or maybe I should say before the concept of humans existed”
”What!?”
”Not entirely accurate but close nonetheless” a melodiously soft but pungently sultry voice reverberated through the sealed off assembly hall, immediately putting the gathered villains on full alert. Soon enough, dark clothed assassins swarmed into the hall, forming a protective circle around the Light members, courtesy of Ra's.
Within the next few seconds, the room was flooded by an intense stream of vile energy, seeping into the room through unknown holes, l_i_c_k_i_n_g at the circular walls like a snake searching for heat until the Light could not even feel their own skin.
The telltale signs of heels cl_i_c_k_i_n_g on the marble floor alerted the Light to the sealed door of the gathering hall. If they were surprised, they kept it well hidden as an unmistakably feminine figure materialized right through the door with effortless ease.
They only heard a delicate snap of manicured fingers sliding against one another before Ra's famed assassins fell to the ground, not a single trace visible to indicate the reasons for their deaths.
”That was to show you who you are dealing with” the figure purred out in sick delight as she glided forward, each click of her heels putting the Light even more on edge than before until finally, their eyes fell upon a creature that could only be described as the very epitome of feminine perfection.
Long tresses of blood red fell straight down her shoulders like the calm waves of a sea, all the way down to her slender waist. Blood red locks kept the right side of her crimson slitted eyes from view … eyes that promised a world of pain but unthinkable p_l_e_a_s_u_r_e as well.
Delicate nose, pronounced cheeks bones and puffy rosy lips, stretched into a mischievous smile.
A dark red silk dress with black interior and black fur collar adorned her e_r_o_t_i_c body. Black metal c_h_e_s_t plates barely contained the colossal round mass of flesh known as her b_r_e_a_s_ts. Similar padded, ornate black plates were wrapped snuggly around her tight midriff, before flaring up into a set of thick womanly h_i_p_s.
The slitted part of her dress could barely contain the sheer width of her h_i_p_s, nor hide away the thickness of her t_h_i_g_hs; snuggly hugged a pair of black leggings. Her massive, balloon-like posterior e_r_o_t_i_cally strained against the silk dress.
All in all, she appeared something or rather someone from every man's wet dream. Even Queen Bee, for all her beauty and sensuality felt threatened by her.
”Who are you?” Vandal asked neutrally, hands clenched and ready to summon Clarion should the need arise.
The woman merely chuckled in mirth, gliding towards the center of the room in all her e_r_o_t_i_c glory. Wide h_i_p_s swaying from side to side, thick t_h_i_g_hs seductively sliding against one another as she walked until finally she stood at the center of the table.
”My name is Chaos, Lady Chaos …” the woman declared smugly, producing a wide throne out of thin air with the snap of her fingers.
The redheaded woman lowered her plump, doughy bulk of butt-flesh onto the throne with a pleased sigh and rested her head on a clenched hand, observing every member of the Light with a certain glint in her crimson eyes of malice and l_u_s_t.
”… But from now on, I am your Queen!”
THE END
Chapter 2
A few of you asked about Naruto's first meeting with the JL, right? Well I can't exactly explain everything on the first chapter. Some scenes will be revealed in Flashbacks while some on the get go. Another thing, some suggested one character or another regarding who Lady Chaos may possibly be, that will be revealed later on.
In case you have trouble with picturing Lady Chaos' clothes, just search Belial from Seven Mortal Sins and see her first uniform. Not the one after fusing with that strange dog-like creature.
On with the show!
Responses,
Gammagyro: No. No rings, he is an OP character; I see no reason to add a power ring besides making him look cool. I honestly dislike that sort of thing. Keeping his powers a secret is just wonderful.
Phenomenal Ultra Instinct: Inspired from what? I really didn't understand you man, can you explain a little bit clearer?
Western Mongolia
”… But from now on, I am your Queen!”
If the Light had not been pissed off before due to her uninvited and unwelcomed visit, they sure were now, especially Queen Bee and Vandal. The former could not tolerate anyone claiming the title of Queen beside herself while the latter had zero tolerance for being ordered around.
He had lived for thousands of years, planned the complete annihilation of countless civilizations and still had plans to further his ambitions till the day the entire world … no, not the Earth but the entire Universe trembled at the simple utterance of his name.
And suddenly some woman of unknown origin and unknown motives barges in, kill his subordinates and claim that she was to be their queen? Not on his watch.
Needless to say, Vandal was itching to summon Klarion.
And he did.
A bright light from Vandal's ring announced the dramatic appearance of the childish Lord of Chaos. A short and formally dressed boy with an abnormal hair style, closely resembling pointed horns, appeared out of the light, a large cat gently snuggled up his torso.
”Vandal, you better have something for me to destroy because I am in a bad mood” Klarion announced in a rough but childish voice, the cat releasing a soft meow as if to agree with its master.
The evolved caveman barely paid attention to the irritated boy, simply pointing towards a smirking Lady Chaos as she observed the newcomer like a hawk. ”Deal with her”
”Who is she?” the personification of chaos asked with a raised eyebrow of interest. Honestly, he didn't care who he destroyed but he felt like this woman at least deserved that privilege due to her beauty.
”Does it matter?” Vandal's dry and unconcerned question washed away any semblance of regret he felt in potentially destroying a beautiful creature as he grinned evilly.
”No, I suppose it doesn't” he countered nonchalantly, a malicious grin threatening to split his face from its wideness as he stepped forward and carefully observed the redheaded woman. ”Time to die, lady”
”Really?” the self-proclaimed Queen asked mockingly, placing a delicate hand over her massive c_h_e_s_t and trailing it down the curves of the weighty mounds as she closed her eyes in l_e_w_d bliss.
That rude dismissal of his threat was not taken well.
Not at all.
A pulsing seal array around Klarion was the only indication of his anger, followed by the darkening of his eyes and the appearance of two large fireballs in his hands. With a roar that did not suit his seemingly dwarf-like size, Klarion unleashed the spheres of flames in a direct course for the still m_o_a_ning and unaware woman.
That was his greatest mistake ever.
Almost as if afraid to interrupt the self-pleasuring woman, the orbs of dark magic shifted direction midway and zoomed right into the interior of the assembly hall, blasting away the gathered members of the Light towards the surrounding walls in a burning pile of barely alive flesh and on the very verge of death.
Among this carnage, among the smoked remains of shattered walls and scorched flesh, Lady Chaos plopped one of her long legs over the armrest and glided to the side of the throne, providing anyone who would dare look a clear view of her u_n_d_e_r_g_a_r_m_e_n_t-clad womanhood and exposed womanly t_h_i_g_hs.
”The game has officially begun, Naruto Uzumaki, I hope you are ready”
The room almost immediately became home to the reverberations of a tyrannical maniac's insane laughter, devoid of even a shred of sanity or stability, closely followed by the blood-curdling screams of agony from the downed members of the once mighty Light.
Naruto's Apartment
The redheaded Leaguer casually tossed the pancakes onto another side on a frying pan, whistling a jaunting tone while also cutting onions on his other hands in a way that would leave even the most skilled chef green with envy.
It was more like a show of skill than actual cooking if someone was to become its witness. And that someone just so happened to be the still sleepy princess of the ferocious amazons.
”Good morning” Naruto chirped happily, shooting a quick look at her appearance over his wide shoulder. ”Nice outfit”
The black haired amazon was dressed in simple black booty shorts which, quite obvious from its name, showed off her plump booty and thick t_h_i_g_hs like she was on a manhunt. A black tank top barely stopped her giant funbags from tearing it into shreds and bouncing out into the open air in all their jiggling glory.
Even if her hair was disheveled and not done in their graceful style, she still looked as drop-dead gorgeous as she always did.
”Good morning” Diana answered back in a somewhat sleepy tone, too tired to even offer the smile she was quite known for or think of a respond to Naruto's quirky jab at her choice of dress.
”Coming down for breakfast without a shower first?” He conveniently neglected to add the word 'again' to the sentence.
”What is the point of having a bath if I am going to get sweaty once again?” she retorted in a pointed but vague tone, a tone she knew that the redhead would understand. And he did if his chuckle was anything to go by.
”Point taken”
By the speed of Hermes, he didn't even have the decency to deny that he was going to have s_e_x with her right after breakfast.
Honestly, by now she shouldn't even be surprised since their morning 'delight' was now a must-follow rule in the small apartment and she had gotten so used to having his fat tool thrusting into her quim every morning that she felt oddly depressed just thinking of not getting the same action this morning.
But still…
It would be nice to at least see the damned redhead show a little bit of shame when discussing such a private topic.
”Where is my Ice Cream?”
”No Ice Cream today, just cream” Naruto retorted with a self-satisfied grin as he pilled all of the pancakes, bacons and scrambled eggs, absentmindedly reaching backwards to grab a chair from smashing into his head. ”And you wonder why I call you a hopeless prude”
”I tolerate your perversion in other things simply because you are at least somewhat … good at what you say and do” Diana began in a threatening tone, rosy lips stretched into an angry frown while the golden dark flesh of her cheeks glinted a dark red. ”But I will not tolerate anything l_e_w_d directed at my favorite food”
”Thanks for the compliment princess” the tall redhead countered with a cheeky wink. Who wouldn't want to hear that he was good in perverted goodness from a woman, especially when she is angry at you for said perversion?
”Don't call me that!” How she hated that nickname, especially when he said it.
”Ok sheesh, I can't even tell you to get laid” the redhead murmured under his breath as he grabbed the chock-full platters of food and cautiously strode towards the table, where a cranky amazon was glaring a hole through his head.
They say that a woman has a certain glow around her in the morning when she has i_n_t_e_r_c_o_u_r_s_e. He failed to see that glow around Diana and he had been pounding into her soaking wet c_u_n_t for the better part of the night and would've continued even further had she not collapsed from exhaustion, which is why she appeared so sleepy.
Where was the damn glow?
There was no denying the fact that she always looked absolutely gorgeous, whether she was sleeping like a cute kitten, battling a strong opponent or even when having a thick slab of man-meat inside her Amazonian love-channel, but he was searching for the mysterious glow that he had read about in some of the books Diana loved to collect.
Whoever had said that would pay and he would pay dearly.
”Did you say something?”
”Nope, just muttering to myself” he neutralized smoothly as he slipped into a chair, arranging the plates full of food onto the table one after another. He arched an eyebrow when the touchy amazon crossed her hands under her enormous t_i_t_s and looked away in an imm_a_t_u_r_e huff. ”What's with the pout?”
”I am not eating breakfast without my ice cream” she grumbled heatedly, planting a little more force into her pout for added effect. It always worked. Something about her lips being so damn irresistible and such, according to Naruto.
If someone had told her that one day she would get a boyfriend who had been with her mother before she was even born, who had lived for who knows how long and one who would make her do these … juvenile actions, she would have sent them straight to the deepest pits of Tartarus without a second thought.
Diana and pouting? These two shouldn't even be put in a single sentence, but it was the truth nevertheless. He was compelling her to do things she hadn't ever imagined herself doing and the most disturbing part was that she loved it.
For once, she wasn't the great Wonder Woman who could rival the greatest of heroes and even match the legendary strength of Superman.
For once, she wasn't the ambassador of her home island with a goal of spreading understanding and peace among Man's world.
For once, she wasn't the graceful and beautiful princess of Themyscira who had won the Tournament of Champions and sent into Man's world to represent her people and fight against the forces of evil.
For once in her entire life, she was just Diana, a woman with all the needs, temperament and insecurities of a normal woman. He didn't feel threatened by her status, quite the opposite in fact when you considered that he _ much to her chagrin _ had also been with her mother before her birth.
He surpassed her in power, thus easily able to handle her angry outbursts. To put it simply, he loved her for who she was and she would be damned if she didn't love him even more.
”Come on Diana, eating ice cream first thing in the morning is not healthy” Naruto started in a placating manner, earning a piercing glare from her in return. ”I know I shouldn't be the one talking about healthy food and whatnot but you can see that I am not having ramen either”
She could see that. A round bowl of noodles sloshing around a dense, salty and unhealthy broth was nowhere to be found, a refreshing sight she had to admit. Then again, so was her ice cream.
Naruto was the same when it came to ramen, maybe even worse. Give him a friendly advice about forgoing ramen for just one day and you may find yourself in the hospital faster than you can say 'ouch'.
”You have no idea how hollow a morning sounds without my fill of ice cream” she argued stubbornly, slamming her open palm against the table in a show of fake anger.
The redhead could feel a massive sweatdrop sliding down the side of his face as he gaped at her. ”And you think I feel all sparkly and bubbly without my precious ramen?”