Chapter 172 - My SI Stash #72 - DxD: Codex Of The Universe by flameclawsxx (DxDXMyHeroAcademia) (2/2)
I look to a couple new items on my table, I got it after purging through the zombie instant dungeon twice more.
Lesser Health Potion: x1
A small vial of Red liquid that is known to heal wounds... and besides! It tastes like Cherry!
Recovers 300 Hp when consumed.
Lesser Stamina Potion: x1
A small vial of Green liquid that is known to cure exhaustion... and besides! It tastes like watermelon!
Recovers 300 Sp when consumed.
Drain Vitality Skillbook (Uncommon)
Instantly teaches whoever reads this book the spell 'Drain Vitality'
Lich's Phylactery x1 (Exotic)
Shatter within Zombie Id to slay all zombies and summon the Secret Boss, a Lich.
Recommended Level 30+
I learn 'Drain Vitality' and place my new potions in my inventory
Drain Vitality (Active) (Level 1: 0.0%) (Cost: 1000 Mp every Second) (Uncommon)
A necrotic spell that targets touched living creatures and drains their life force.
Deals 25+(Int+200%) damage per second, and you heal that amount.
I scoop up my items and put them in my inventory.
Alert: the parameter has been breached
Alert: the parameter has been breached
Alert: the parameter has been breached
Alert: the parameter has been breached
”…”
'four times?'
'…'
'F_U_C_K! It's the Gremory group, isn't it?! I knew someone would come to 'kill' that stray devil.'
I let out a quiet sigh and grab a juice box from the fridge.
'how do I deal with this...'
Chapter 2
'hmm... the question is, 'do I want to become a devil?'…' I ask myself as I look to the ceiling.
”mmm Nah.”
”Id Create: Empty.”
After spending a good 12 hours inside the empty Id, grinding skills, I finally decide to leave.
I look around my house, noticing that some of my stuff is move around, but more or less put back in the same place... though, I am missing like three juice boxes and an ice cream sandwich.
”…”
”Those bastards didn't even close the f_u_c_k_i_n_g front door!?”
'alright, I'm a little miffed now... what assholes...'
I shake my head. 'might as well level up something else then...'
”Id: Create”
”Id: Destroy”
”Id: Create”
”Id: Destroy-
Create/Destroy Id: (Active) (Level 10: 0.0%) (Cost: 55 Mp) (Legendary)
Allows you to create a separate space with soulless enemies to slaughter to fuel your endless l_u_s_t for power.
Current Instant Dungeons Available:
Empty: (Lv 0)
Zombie: (Lv 5)
Orc: (Lv 25)
I smirk widely. ”Time to level up like seventy times~”
I look down at my 'new and improved' light sword that I made for this exact occasion
'Light' Sword (Augmented): (Epic) x1
A mass-produced exorcizing utensil used by any self-respecting exorcist from here to Canada, it was augmented by Tomas Jones and twisted into something... wicked...
Deals 1+Str per successful attack.
Deals 3 and ¼ times the damage to creatures.
Inflicts 'Least Light Poisoning' to creatures when they are successfully cut.
Least Light Poisoning: Target takes 50 unholy damage per second for the next 30 second. (Stacks up to 3 times)
unholy
The blade is now a sickly blackish-red and instead of a sharp edge, black flames just ripple up and down the center.
'I couldn't really find a place to put that second 'unholy', so I just stuck it at the end, and sadly, it seems I am reaching a 'threshold', the system blatantly told me that I couldn't actually make it stronger than this, maybe the 'augmentation threshold' will increase with higher-rarity items... the only flaw of this blade, if you could even call it that anymore, is that it does SHIT melee damage, every single bit of murderdeath comes from that light poisoning debuff, it deals upwards of forty-five HUNDRED damage if I even scratch them three times.'
”Id Create: Orc”
I blink several times as I examine my surroundings, because instead of the normal junkyard I have become accustomed to slaying undead in, I am standing on a large green hill overlooking a shoddy looking outpost about four hundred feet below, it has several watchtowers made of logs, and an outer wall made of logs chopped in half and smashed into the ground, the walls seem to be protecting a load of tents, and I can see an extremely large one near the center of the camp.
”this is... new...”
I look behind me towards a large forest.
We seem to be in a valley of some sort, large mountains on all sides about two or so miles away.
”A little... big...”
I sneak off into the forest.
'hmm... I won't be able to just blatantly attack the camp... I saw a couple guards keeping watch... and I can barely take on a single level twenty-five, not to mention an entire camp... and besides, killing a single one of them leaves me spent, at max I might be able to kill three if I get them to group up closely.'
'besides, I saw those stats from even up here...'
Orc Berzerker Level 25
5000/5000 Hp
1500/1500 Sp
0/0 Mp
Str 60
Dex 30
Vit 50
Int 10
Wis 10
Luc 5
'Every. Single. Orc. In that camp... is equal to OR BETTER than the last Id's boss...'
I let out a quiet sigh. 'maybe I can use the environment to my advantage... there is that one thing with Runic Magic I have been meaning to try out.'
I walk up to a small tree, about twenty feet tall, and place my hand on it.
”Animate.”
It shudders, its branches shifting and moving unnaturally, sliding down the sides of the tree to where they are grouped up, then they weave together into some sort of monstrous arms, then its roots shoot from the ground and slowly lifts the trunk from the ground, where it falls forwards slightly and uses its arms to balance itself.
A large jagged crack appears in the trunk, and two red lights appear just above it with black dots in the center of each, the black dots move from me, to the forest, then back to me.
”KREEEE!” It raises its hand and tries squish me but I cast another rune magic spell.
”Bind.”
Runic Magic Has Leveled Up
It freezes and its eyes turn blue with white pupils, then a ring of runes appears just below its jaw and around its arms.
Lesser Treant Level 15 (Bound)
1725/1725 Hp
900/900 Sp
875/875 Mp
Str 20
Dex 10
Vit 30
Int 25
Wis 5
Luc 0
It pulls its hand back and gently places it back on the ground and stares at me.
'and now... my mana is basically empty.' I mentally sigh as I look up at the tree.
'alright, I guess this is indeed a plan... should I spend my spare stat points to increase my wisdom so my mana regeneration multiplies by six?'
”Stay there for a bit, I'm going to turn this forest into an army, ill call on you when needed.”
'hm... the mana regen would be totally worth it considering I am a caster now...'
I put my points into Wisdom.
By increasing your Wisdom to 20, your Mpr has increased by 1%
By Increasing your Wisdom to 40, your Mpr has increased by 1%
By Increasing your Wisdom to 50, you have gained a skill:
By Increasing your Wisdom to 60, your Mpr has increased by 1%
Mana Generator: (Passive) (Level: Max)
The time it takes to regenerate Mana has been cut in half (60 seconds to 30 seconds)
Name: Thomas Jones
Title: Lesser Exorcist
Race: Human
Level 24: 75.0%
2455/2455 Hp
2455/2455 Sp
5850/5850 Mp
HPR: 24.5 Every 60 Seconds
SPR: 24.5 Every 60 Seconds
MPR: 304.2 Every 30 Seconds
Stats:
Strength: 11
Dexterity: 10
Vitality: 11
Intelligence: 105
Wisdom: 60
Luck: 10
Points: 2
'if my math is correct, I can go from zero mana to full in about two minutes if I meditate, and about nine and a half if I don't.'
I look to my body. 'annnd if I remember correctly, my stats can increase on their own, so why don't I grind the easy ones, and use points on the harder ones?'
And with that, I started a short training regime in between the time I animated trees.
I look to the nearly one-hundred trees in front of me, it took about fifteen hours to assemble this small army, and that was without using my meditation skill to speed up my mana regeneration, buuut I increased all of my physical stats up to thirty, so that has been a good time consumer, with my new strength and speed, I am feeling fairly confident about fighting at least a single orc in one-on-one melee combat... excluding the boss and mini-bosses of course...
I look down at the orc camp below.
”Atack.” I command as I point to the camp below.
The trees rush past me, shrieking and causing the ground to shake as their roots slam across the ground, pushing them forwards at a surprisingly fast pace.
I use my new strength and speed to leap up onto the shoulder of one of the taller trees.
A loud war horn is blown somewhere in the camp.
'this is going to be great.'
I point a finger ahead of us as Orcs start to rush out of the gate.
”Bang.”
A small orb of fire flies from my hand and hits the gate where a MA_S_SIVE explosion detonates, shattering the gate and sending a couple orcs flying, then a second blast soars into the camp and lights a couple tents ablaze.
'now I just let my mana regenerate.'
The orcs get to their feet and continue sprinting towards my army, shouting incoherently and frothing at the mouth.
The Treant in the front opens its mouth and spits a web of vines that slightly wrap around the first orc, his dex lowering by 10... for about three seconds before he snaps the vines in his mindless rage.
Orc Berzerker Level 25
4119/5000 Hp
1000/1500 Sp
0/0 Mp
Str 60+50% 90
Dex 30
Vit 50+50% 75
Int 10
Wis 10
Luc 5
'hmm... its health increased by about fifteen-hundred...'
He raises his axe and cuts a massive chunk out of the animated tree, only for the tree to rapidly heal around its axe and smash its wooden hand down on the orc warrior.
Orcs are kind of scary up close, they are like eight feet tall and have more muscle mass than most professional body builders.
I hop off the large treant's shoulder and leap down into the battlefield, lashing out and smashing the corrupt blade of my unholy light sword against the knee of the front-most orc three times before slashing at the next, then I leap back into the bramble and branches of my trees before they can react.
I watch as before my eyes, their legs start melting as if I pumped acid into their veins.
'this thing is op as hell...'
The first five or so orcs are utterly ripped to shreds as their weapons get stuck in the bodies on the treants, and it certainly didn't help that they were all slowly melting.
You Have Leveled Up x3
I unleash two more fireballs at a group of orcs that were blocking the gaping hole where the gate used to be.
Some of them turn to ash and disappear, while some hadn't previously been hit by a fireball and are just critically injured.
You Have Leveled Up x2
'hmm... that's what, like thirteen orcs total? And it seems like I have only lost about five treants...'
An orc that is at least ten feet tall steps out of a tent.
Orc Battlemaster Level 35
13500/13500 Hp
2250/2250 Sp
0/0 Mp
Str 80
Dex 55
Vit 100
Int 10
Wis 10
Luc 5
The orc blows into a horn, then several loud howls are heard in the distance behind him, then, bursting from a tent is a large green, fur-less hound that is about twice the size of a German shepherd and looks like it overdosed on steroids before snorting an entire bucket of cocain.
Orc Hound Level 15
1725/1725 Hp
-/- Sp
-/- Mp
Str 30
Dex 20
Vit 30
Int 5
Wis 5
Luc 0
I blast a fireball at the battlemaster and a second at a group of six.
You have leveled up.
The battle is going quite well all things considering... about half my treants have died, but I managed to beat three battlemasters, those battlemasters are actually the one who slaughtered most of them, easily dealing more than half of their health in a single hit, while my treants barely even scratched them.
”Id: Destroy”
I destroy the world- and by extension my entire group of remaining treants- because I really don't want to fight the boss that would be level forty-five if my math was correct and considering the previous Id.
I look in content at my new level of thirty-seven.
You Have Gained: 1,680,000 Yen, Orc Talisman x37, 6 Lesser Health Potions, 6 Lesser Mana Potions, 5 Lesser Stamina Potions, Berserker Axe x1, Hound Whistle x1.
I freeze at the items I got.
Berzerker Axe (Rare) (x1)
Grants the wielder the ability to enter a rage increasing stats
Requires 50 Str to use effectivly.
Hound Whistle (Epic) (x1)
Summons an Allied Orc Hound to assist you in battle, each use of this item costs 500 mp, the hounds stick around for ten minutes before returning to where ever they came from.
'I have... almost two million Yen... that's like twenty-thousand Us Dollars...'
I just finished brutally slaughtering a lich, it was a level thirty-five boss that I just triple-tapped with fireballs before it could do anything.
You Have Leveled up
You Have Gained: 60000 Yen, 3 Lesser Health Potions, 3 Lesser Mana Potions, 3 Lesser Stamina Potions, Lich's Sword, Lich's Robes, Amulet Of Blasting, Magic Staff, and a Shadow Spear skillbook.
Lich's Sword: (Rare)
a sword with an unholy enchantment, once wielded by a powerful lich.
Deals 100+Str Damage per hit, plus an addition 70 Unholy Damage to living creatures, this unholy damage is multiplied by 4 against fallen angels and angels.
Lich's Cloak: (Rare)
Increases Magic Regeneration by 10% and Maximum Mana by 10%
Amulet Of Blasting: (Epic)
Any attacks spells that are Aoe deal an addition 30% damage and cost 10% less.
Magic Staff: (Epic)
Allows you to store Mp in the staff to cast future spells
Magic Capacity: (0/1500)
Shadow Spear Skillbook: (Exotic)
Teaches you how to use the spell 'Shadow Spear'.
'well... it seems I hit the motherload...'
I learn my new skill.
Shadow Spear: (Active) (Level 1: 0.0%) (Cost: 2000 Per Spear) (Exotic)
Grants you the ability to use an extremely rare Necromancy spell that duplicates the effects of an angel's and fallen angel's light spear, but in reverse!
Deals 200+(Int+400%) damage per stab, and inflicts 'Shadow Poisoning' onto living creatures.
Deals x3 damage to Angels and Fallen.
Shadow poisoning:
Target takes 10 damage per second for the next 60 seconds, Stacks up to 5 times.
'…'
I smirk widely. 'this is op as hell'
”But now... i want some f_u_c_k_i_n_g noodles.”
It's kind of cool how they let me actually purchase what I wanted.
I look at the large bowl of ramen in front of me.
I mean, it doesn't really help that I am being stalked by two opposing forces, the cat, and the loli fallen angel.
Koneko Toujou herself is being really obvious about it, blankly staring at the side of my head, only glancing away when I look over in her direction.
Mittelt on the other hand is actually trying, she has the menu up and everything, looking like she is going to order something but is watching me from the corner of her eye.
I finish my ramen, pay, and leave with my cup of Coca-Cola or Pepsi, not quite sure which it is, but it is defiantly one of those two, then walk through a deserted park, just daring one of my two tails- currently only the fallen one because for some reason Koneko is just staying at the ramen shop- to make a move.
I suddenly stop as a light spear crashes in front of me, then I look up into a nearby tree with a bored expression.
”You done?”
Mittelt Level 35
8000/8000 Hp
4000/4000 Sp
5625/5625 Mp
Str 55
Dex 80
Vit 100
Int 50
Wis 10
Luc 5
A small girl in a maid outfit leaps out and lands in front of me.
”Looks like I was right~” she smirks. ”That dumb cow Kalawarner thought you were just a stupid human with magical potential! But I was right and she was wrong!~”
”Hi! I'm Mittelt and I'm like the most awesome fallen angel in the history of evar~” she continues.
”Is this the part where to try to kill me?” I ask in a bored tone. 'that valley girl voice is kind of getting on my nerves...'
”Yeppers! Like, just stand still and I'll make it quick!” She winks and does a cute pose while summoning a light spear in one of her hands.
”Mhm.” I hum. ”How about this, I let you get a single free attack, and if you fail to kill me, I'll cripple you with a single word.”
She lets out her wings and floats up a foot or so, laughing behind her hand. ”Aww the little kiddo thinks he's tough, that's like, TOTALLY adorable!”
She quickly flies forwards with her spear drawn back ready to stab me.
Ten feet
Five feet
One foot
She looks a little concerned at the fact that I haven't even made a movement, but is moving too fast to stop.
*Schlick*
The spear stabs cleanly through my c_h_e_s_t and I stare blankly into her eyes which are slowing realizing 'Oh, I f_u_c_k_e_d up...'
I grab her shoulder.
”Seal.”
She takes a shaky step backwards, her hands shivering slightly.
The light spear disappears into thin air, allowing a spurt of blood to squirt out of my c_h_e_s_t and splatter on the ground.
”W-What's going on?!” She asks as she looks at her hands.
Her wings poof into a bunch of black feathers.
”W-WHAT THE F_U_C_K?! NONONONONO” she clutches the sides of her head in panic as four runes surround her.
She holds her hand out in front of her.
”D-DIE!”
Nothing happens as the runes flash and fly at her.
”W-what?” She whispers.
Mittelt Level 35
3600/3600 Hp
3600/3600 Sp
[Sealed]/[Sealed] Mp
Str 55 [Sealed] 5
Dex 80 [Sealed] 10
Vit 100 [Sealed] 20
Int 50 [Sealed] 10
Wis 10
Luc 5
”Congrats, you are now just a durable human.” I smirk as I slowly walk around her in a circle.
I pull out a pocket mirror. ”Take a good look at your neck.”
She stares lifelessly at the dull grey runes around her neck.
”Now, this is the part where you realize that if I wanted you dead, you would be dead, but, I am nice guy, and I don't feel like anyone has to die today, so, you get to live, and I'll even remove those runes!”
Her eyes instantly snap towards me.
”As soon as you learn some f_u_c_k_i_n_g respect.” I shrug.
Her pupils shake slightly.
The wound in my c_h_e_s_t is slowly healing.
Mittelt falls down onto her knees.
I crouch down beside her. ”Now, I am going to be brutally honest with you.”
”You should probably return to the grigori, get some training, and just not try and kill stuff that has potential the second you see it, you should really be giving job pitches to them, not a spear to the c_h_e_s_t.” I state, patting the large hole in my c_h_e_s_t which is still healing. ”I heard that you have longinus users in the grigori, so why would you ever try to kill someone for having a 'Dangerous' sacred gear or 'dangerous' magical power, when you guys literally employ people who have the power to kill gods, frankly you are just making it easier for the devils in this town to get more servants, and that's dumb, you and your group are dumb, and are asking to be vaporized by the Gremory or Sitri living here.”
She stares at me as I stand up and walk away. ”you need to do better at your job, Mittelt, or you might just get offed by one of your higher-ups... or sent on a suicide mission, such as causing mischief in the territory of the little sisters of two of the maous.”
I walk away with a pep in my step, humming a tune from an anime or something.
About a mile later, Koneko finally catches up, a small cup of ramen in her hand.
”Hey...” She deadpans.
”Hm?” I hum.
”You have a hole in your shirt... and blood.”
”I know.”
”…”
”…”
”I was stabbed.”
”Mn. It didn't stick.”
”No, it didn't.”
”…”
”…”
”…”
She wordlessly takes a bite of her cup-ramen with some chopsticks.
”…”
”…”
”Bye.”
”Wait.” She cuts me off as I turn around and start to walk away.
”…”
”What?” I ask turning to face her again.
”Buchou wants to meet with you...” She states. ”Im going to bring you to her...”
”…”
”…”
”…”
”…”
”Hm.” I hum once.
”…”
”NIGERUNDAYO!” I abruptly turn around and sprint in the other direction.
Koneko blinks a few times, realizing that I am currently sprinting away, but is probably dazed by my jojo reference.
She blinks once more and decides to chase after me-
I turn the corner and enter an Id.
It has been maybe... a week since I met Koneko and Mittelt, I have spent most of my time grinding 'Runic Magic', and it has been a... process, I guess.
I hum a tune as I push this steel plate into the sand, the steel bending unnaturally to each and every line in the sand, much like putty.
Once it is sufficiently pressed in, with no air bubbles or jagged pieces, I simply replace the word 'soft' with 'hard' and watch as the steel visibly stiffens into the front half of a c_h_e_s_t-piece.
I push it against the 'back half' of the c_h_e_s_t pieces then plant my fingers on the cracks where they meet.
”Fuse.”
A bright flash explodes from the cracks and when it clears it is as if these were never even two pieces to begin with.
I pick it up and step over to an assortment of other pieces I have made from the molding method, a classic knight's helmet with a ball joint on the visor, simple gauntlets with brass knuckle spikes built in, metal boots with spiky shins, the entire edgy armor package!
It took me far too long to make this... frankly, the c_h_e_s_t was the easiest part... the hands of the gauntlet being the hardest.
I place the c_h_e_s_t in the middle, the legs at the bottom, arms at the sides, and the helmet on top.
”Animate.”
”Bind.”
Runic Magic Has Leveled Up
You May Now Shift Effects Between Items.
A blue mist shines from behind the eye-slits in the visor, then the limbs get stuck to the body as if it was a magnet, then it slowly sits up.
Animated Armor (Steel) (Bound) Level 40
5000/5000 Hp
-/- Sp
-/- Mp
Str 160
Dex 165
Vit 0
Int 5
Wis 0
Luc 0
'its... so strong...'
The metal armor stands up and salutes me.
”I should... make some more of you...” I announce as I slowly walk around the armor. ”It took several hours of un-interrupted work, but something above a low-ranking fallen is just too good to pass up.”
'but first...'
I pull out an apple seed and a couple lesser healing, stamina, and mana potion.
Apple Seed: (Common) (x1)
Creates a tree when planted that produces apples.
'I have been waiting for this moment.'
I steal the word 'that' from a magazine I had laying around and tack it on at the end, then I steal the effects of the potions and slap them on after it, then I just added a couple more words I stole from an ice cream sandwich.
Magic Apple Seed: (Rare) (x1)
Creates a tree when planted that produces apples that Restores 300 Hp, Sp, and Mp when consumed.
Then I grab the word 'Grow' from a garden manual, add on an 'S', steal an 'Extreme' from another magazine, attaching a 'ly' on the end, then just adding on the word 'Fast' from another magazine.
I spend some time adding on some things that I thought the plant should have.
Magic Apple Seed: (Rare) (x1)
Creates a tree when planted that produces apples that Restores 300 Hp, Sp, and Mp when consumed.
Grows Extremely Fast.
Resistant To Heat
Resistant To Cold
I walk out of the patch of sand I was using to create my animated armor, Hank, and shoot a small hole in some dirt with a Manabolt.
I place the seed inside and cover it up, then pour a bottle of water over it.
A small plant pokes itself out of the ground
I point at the plant. ”Growth.”
The plant starts rapidly getting taller, at about an inch a second, then after about twenty seconds it just stops as a small sapling.
I pour more water on it.
”Growth.”
It grows to just above my head... which isn't that impressive all things considering, but now I won't kill it by stepping on it or tripping over it.
I shrug and walk away. ”Hey, Hank, would you like me to make you an extremely powerful great sword?”
”…”
”Great! I'll get on that in a second~”
I activate that one weak skill I got ages ago that increases my strength by five percent for one thousand mp a minute, considering my new mana regeneration, I am just off being able to hold it endlessly, and with each time the skill levels up it gets closer and closer.
With this activated like this, I only lose about one-hundred mp a minute, so I can easily hold it for over an hour.
Fortify Strength Has Leveled Up.
Make that ninety minutes...
I crack my fingers. ”Great, let's get started.”
I watch as my animated armor lifts the giant Zweihander out of the sand effortlessly.
Large zweihander (Common) (x1)
An even larger variant of a giant great sword used in the early sixteenth century by the German Landsknecht.
Requires 120 Str to use effectively.
If I was going to compare it to something, it would be cloud's buster sword, the blade is easily five feet long and at least five inches wide, leading to a sharp point at the end.
It gives it an experimental swing and sticks the tip into the dirt, taking a step back.
”Now I'm going to make it stronger.”
I still get no response.
Frostbryn (Epic) (x1)
An even larger variant of giant great sword used in the early sixteenth century by the German Landsknecht.
Deals an Additional 300 Fire damage per hit
Deals an Additional 300 Electricity damage per hit
Deals an Additional 300 Cold damage per hit
Hank picks up the great sword again and gives it a swing, the blade leaving a trail of mist, sparks, and embers through the air.
'hmm... he reminds me of something...'
The animated armor kneels before me with its head bowed.
'…'
”HOLY F_U_C_K! I MADE IGRIS!”
'I need me some f_u_c_k_i_n_g spray-paint a.s.a.p.'
”Stand up, Igris.” the animated armor stands up and places the sword over its shoulder.
'I need to get him a sheath as well...'
”Hmmm...” I tap my chin. ”I should probably train a bit more...”
Alert: the parameter has been breached
Alert: the parameter has been breached
Alert: the parameter has been breached
'three?'
I just sit down on a pool chair I bought and wait with my arms behind my head, looking up into the sky Igris stabs his sword into the ground as he stands beside me and crosses his arms.
'hmm, who could this be? Sona has like six members including herself, Rias only has four... well, five technically, counting shut in Dio... or it could be six if 'before canon' was like maybe a couple days before canon.'
My animated armor, previously named Hank, now named Igris blurs in front of me and swats a barbed pink light spear out of its trajectory towards my torso.
”Oh, it's the fallen angels... I honestly didn't expect this one...”
”You were the one who killed Mittelt correct?” A black-haired woman questions from above. ”She hasn't returned since she started looking into you.”
”Nah, I didn't kill her, she probably isn't even dead, just realized you losers are annoying and went back to the Grigori.” I sarcastically remark as I examine my nails.
The fallen snorts. ”Of course, Mittelt couldn't kill her target, I should have gone instead of asking that horrid pervert to be my girlfriend.
'…'
'Issei is dead?'
Two other fallen float beside her.
”So, like, are you going to elaborate on that all, or do I have to just assume you have a kink for perverts or somethin'.”
”…”
”…”
The male fallen, Dohnaseek, snorts while the blue haired one, Kalawarner chuckles behind a hand.
”I am going to murder you... violently...” Raynare announces.
Raynare Level 45
10000/10000 Hp
5000/5000 Sp
8000/10000 Mp
Str 100
Dex 100
Vit 100
Int 100
Wis 15
Luc 5
Kalawarner Level 40
9000/9000 Hp
4500/4500 Sp
6675/6675 Mp
Str 80
Dex 70
Vit 100
Int 90
Wis 15
Luc 5
Dohnaseek Level 40
9000/9000 Hp
4500/4500 Sp
4200/4200 Mp
Str 100
Dex 100
Vit 100
Int 40
Wis 15
Luc 5
”Heh.” I let out a huff. ”You can try if you want.”
Raynare summons another light spear into her hands and points it at me.
”Your flimsy animated armor won't be able to save you.”
I smirk widely. ”What makes you so sure about that?”
”Igris, take them out.”
At that command, Igris rips his sword from the ground-
”Nonlethally if possible.”
The animated armor freezes and slumps slightly, as if it sighed, then stabs the sword into the ground.
”But if it gets dangerous enough, you can swap to lethal... if you feel like it.” I hum, this statement seemingly cheering up the armor slightly.
It 'cracks' its knuckles and gazes up at the fallen.
”Begin.”
At my command, Igris leaps up into the sky, easily meeting the fallen above and grabs onto Kalawarner's ankle.
”So fast...” Dohnaseek blinks slowly.
Igris drags her to the ground and brutally slams her against it, taking off a good fifth of her hp, then he drags her downwards and uppercuts her, knocking her unconscious as another fifth of her hp disappears.
Igris looks up at the other two which are slowly gaining more and more distance.
I hold out a finger and start shooting manabolts at them.
”Dohnaseek! We are leaving!” Raynare exclaims as she flies backwards towards the barrier of the junkyard.
”hm.” I hum as I watch them fly into the distance.
I look back to my animated armor as it drags Kalwarner to me.
”Now... what to do with you?” I mumble
”…”
I just poke her cheek and utter a single word. ”Seal.”
A white rune collar appears around her neck like Mittelt.
”Toss her out.” I wave off to Igris as I turn around and walk back towards my trailer.
The armor gives a single nod and grabs her shirt in between her shoulder blades and yanks her up, then walks over to the edge of the junk yard, allowing Kalawarner's shins and feet to drag on the ground, then he just throws her across the barrier.
'I need to get him a f_u_c_k_i_n_g cape... or wings... one of the two defiantly.'
'a cape would fit him better.'
'let's see here, Raynare said that she asked Issei to be her boyfriend on the day that I sealed Mittelt, then Issei was killed on Sunday shortly afterwards, like four days total, then she showed up here three days after that with her fallen friends, Issei should have only just met Asia or tonight is going to be the night where they meet again... via Freed... did both events happen on the same day in canon?'
'…'
'then the next day Asia breaks out, has a date with Issei, and gets yoinked by Raynare, then Issei, Koneko, and Kiba, go and try to save her...'
I tap my chin.
'sooo, roughly, I have a day to kill... or, at the very least, somewhere around twenty hours.'
Now, you might ask me, why the hell do you want to go help the devils? Weren't you actively avoiding them not even two thousand words back? And you would be right, except for two words that make me want to go there.
LIGHT WEAPONRY.
There are over ONE HUNDRED stray exorcists inside the bas_e_m_e_nt of that f_u_c_k_i_n_g church, and each of those little mook lv 1 (Probably slightly higher than that) bastards are holding a light gun, and a light sword.
'hmm... I should actually go now...' I mentally hum up at the sky.
'the fallen and freed are occupied with Issei currently, or will be by the time I get over there, so PLENTY of time to tell Igris to go out and-'
”…”
'Why don't I just tell Igris to go out to the church, slay the exorcists, and collect every single light sword and gun there...'
”…”
”IGRIS!”
Said newly-painted animated armor instantly kneels before me, the lights from my trailer reflecting off his new glossy black coat of paint.
”Go out to the church in town while the fallen angels and the stronger stray exorcist Freed is out, destroy every. Single. Stray. Exorcist. In that entire building, collect their light guns and light swords and bring me back all of them.” I command as I hand him a small unopened container of rolled trash bags. ”Any holy water would also be appreciated.”
He grabs the trash bags in one hand, then stands up and walks over to his greatsword which is still stuck in the dirt from that fallen fiasco early yesterday.
He looks back at me expectantly.
”You may use your sword.” I nod.
He rips the giant sword from the ground and almost giddily brushes off any remaining dirt off the side.
”Have fun~”
Igris turns away, swishing his new black cape and balancing his sword on his shoulders.
'ahhh... I love the smell of genocide in the morning, it's not even on my hands either, those devils were going to MA_S_SARE them all... probably taking the light weaponry to be dismantled or something because it is a crucial weakness for them, but, hey, I want that shit, so I am going to grab ALL of that.'
I shout after him. ”Try and go around the town, I don't want to alert the devils inside, but they should probably be preoccupied!”
He wordlessly gives me a thumbs up without faltering a bit.
I turn back to my table and drink. ”Well, he will be gone for maybe an hour... what do I do now?”
”…”
”Grinding?” I ask with a small head-tilt
”Grinding.” I nod.