Chapter 84 - My SI Stash #84 - The Story of a Misplaced Guy by Cimmang5 (DCU) (1/2)
-This story has got some huge potential, the grammar is a bit annoyingly bad. But just a little bit of correcting and it's looking to be a satisfying one!
*SI that becomes Penguin's temporary remplacement. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Sypnosis: A poor soul was ”misplaced” to DC universe. Using his wits and information from reading every DC universe related media, and godlike power. He must found a way back home to erase a dark ”history”. Even if it means dwells with Gotham criminal underground, freeloading at Wayne manor, steal from the Guardians on Oa, or visiting Darkseid and Trigon for poker. Rated T for terrible
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Chapter 1
Author Note: A terrible story I wrote whenever I've got free time. Leave a review or something if you like it.
Cold
That's the last thing he remembered, Before the light got to him, and after that. Void. just the void
'Did I die?'
He couldn't remember the cause of death, was it a knife? bullet? an unfortunate road accident? Whatever it is, it happened. It may have happened too soon but nothing can be changed. He's now lost, alone in thought, reminiscing his greatest regret.
'Damn, I should've finished Skyrim'
Before that, before the cold, it was quite clear. Remarkably clear, he has a- no, he had a family, his father told him that family lives on, in memory and in heart. A bullshit cliché quote, but nevertheless he appreciates everything that makes his current predicament much more peaceful. Nevertheless in those short life of his, it had been quite memorable.
'Wonder what they'll put in my epitaph?'
He went to college, had a girlfrie- no, ex-girlfriend. He had friends, but none couldn't be called best friends, he was the type of guy that fits in with everybody else. A jack of all trades, master of none. He had no siblings, an only child.
'Now that I really think about it, I had a sorry life'
The Void's pulling him in, but the light keeps him company.
Lost in his thoughts, wondering what they would do to his belongings, his family... Will they give everything away? Would they sell it? He had a sizeable collection of miscellaneous items, he was quite the collector. He had several Jerseys, basketball and football alike, various teams, barely used. His fishing baits and car parts, those'll costs a lot. His comics and novel books, half of them he never finished. He had quite a column of boardgames and Video games, neatly placed in his untidy room. And a hundred more in his computer . . .
The light stirred, disturbed by its host's thought. His mind awakes at the thought of his computer.
”MY BROWSING HISTORY!”
He finally snapped out of his trance, he sees the darkness around and nothing else, nothing but an orb of light that kept him company. Near him, a concentrated bright light shines, the light that keeps the darkness at bay.
He looked around, trying to find a door, or a window, or anything to get him back. He need to do this, he needs to erase the dark history of his life, or he'll never be at peace.
”Ahhh f_u_c_k! anyone! is anyone here!?” He yelled, his voice giving out echoes in the void. He tried doing a swimming gesture, to see if he's actually moving. He is not. ”Anyone!?”
'Stop resisting'
He didn't know where the voice came from, it was a shrilling echoes of mixed voices. But it somehow felt like, it came from his own head...
”Hello, can you hear me?” He tried to find a response, to make sure he's not alone in the dark.
'I can hear you frail one, now stop resisting so your passing will be quick and peaceful'
”Who are you?”
'I'm death”
”And I'm Captain Crunch, seriously who are you?”
'I told you already, I'm Death. Now cease your pitiful resistance, I'm currently waiting for your fate'
”Fate? My fate? What does it mean?” The ”frail” one asked, he stopped swimming after he realize it accomplished nothing.
'I'm waiting for a message from my master'
”Your boss?”
'Yes, he's the one who decide where I would take you'
”Actually I was wondering if you could take me ba-”
'They're currently judging your life, each second, every decisions, and what you had accomplished. Before deciding whether it's Hell or Heaven for You'.
The last word sounded intimidating
”Wait, what!?” He started to panic, he lived a good life, no drugs, no criminal records, heck he bought Winrar!
But inside his room, the things he saw in his computer, the things he kept at his computer, the jokes he laughed at. The memes he liked. . .
Hell, it's gotta be hell
But hell be damned, what he needed to do now is more important, otherwise peace is an impossibility.
”Please, I need to go back, I'm begging you good sir-”
'I am no man' Said Death
”Oh, I- I'm sorry mam, but-”
'I am no woman'
”OH C'MON, HERE TOO! I DEAL WITH THIS BULLSHIT IN MY LIFE I DON'T NEED IT IN DEATH!”
'SILENCE!' The voice screamed, worse, it screamed in his head.
'You shall not question me mortal, I'm only doing my job, I've been in this business since the dawn of time, Dawn Of Time! Do you know how boring it is stuck in a job since the dawn of time!' Death complained for half an hour, a miserable scene.
'You're not the first, to ask to return, to ask for salvation. Devil tricks! Speak of the devil, your fate has come'.
The poor soul contemplated, accepting whatever fate awaited him.
The ensuing silence scares him, whatever caught Death's tongue, he knew it wasn't good. He was never a religious figure, but the concept of hell wasn't alien to him, and it scares him, of fire soo hot it melt your skins, of torture and screams of the damned.