Chapter 18 - My SI Stash #18 - Easy Mode by Quantumshard (Gamer/Multicross/SI) (2/2)

Now, I'm a generous sort, so I've started you off in Easy Mode, with the first few worlds set up to get you ready for later challenges. You won't have this benefit for long, so train hard!

As for returning home, that's quite simple. All you have to do is get stuck, run out of time, or trigger some kind of fail condition a particular world may have. …Or you could, you know, die.

Good luck, Gamer!

For a moment nothing in the world moved, which I confirmed by spinning around in terror at the thought of a creeper sneaking up on me. Then I spent a minute or two quietly gibbering in terror and disbelief before shakily putting the book away and going back to the tree. A part of me still hoped this was just a dream, but I didn't want to stay out in the open either way.

I shucked off my pajamas and wrapped the legs around my fists, and…noticed I looked pretty good, actually. Not buff, but not as out-of-shape as I was when I'd gone to bed. Small mercies, I supposed, as I braced myself and started punching. Cracks spread through the wood, and I forced myself to keep going until the block broke. I was about to move onto the next block, but-

*Ping!*

A wise decision has caused your Wisdom to increase by 1.

Seriously, What?

”...Status?”

*Ping!*

Name: T͂̑̏̍ͩͩ҉̦a̭̩͓̱̍ͦͮ̚͜k̳̤͎̟̀e̸͍̻̤̫̭̒͒ͣ̆ͩ̂n̘̊ ̗̗̗̞̋ͥ̀ͅa̱s̫̯͈̞͋̅̊̽ͨ̋ ̤̺͙p͏͖̩͉̜̩͎ā͉̫̋̅̏̀y͕̜ͯ̍m̬̞̘ͧͦ͋͌̍̚̚e̙̥̳̾̊̍͊̃ͦn̠̻͔̳͚ͣͯ̔̐ͬͮt̷͉͌̀

Class: Gamer

Level: 9

HP 610 (110 + 500)

Str 64 (14 + 50)

Dex 55 (5 + 50)

Vit 61 (11 + 50)

Int 17

Wis 8

Luk 2

What's wrong with…I can't remember my name. I was n_a_k_e_d, amnesiac, and trapped in Minecraft. I couldn't help it. I started laughing like a madman.

And that's how my day started.