Chapter 6 (1/2)

Men's manual Article 6: women always ask after injury: ”men light me, cheat me, cheat me, how to deal with it?” The sage replied, ”bear with him, tolerate him, let him, and you will see him later.” As a matter of fact, the sage's set is of no use. You should: pit him, destroy him, punish him, and kill him at the right time!

Even if the next second Gu Shengnan has already changed his face, but her mind is now full of images of some objects, can not hide. She quickly forced herself to think about something else, such as

German sausage?

Pooh, Pooh, what kind of German sausage? It should be American hot dog All of a sudden, these messy ideas came out of his mind, and Gu Shengnan slapped his forehead.

The woman didn't know what she was thinking. Lu Jin took the opportunity to pull up the pants chain, but in this hurry, the action was a little flustered. The teeth of the chain scraped on the most delicate skin of the whole body. All of a sudden, level 10 pain came to Lu Jin. Lu Jin's face was green, and he was still biting his teeth, only to let out a dull hum.

As a result, the second negotiation between Mr. Lu and chef Gu officially opened outside the men's room.

Lu Jinqiang's face has not returned to normal so far. Bearing a faint pain somewhere, Lu Jinqiang maintained her usual noble and cool beauty. She glanced at her: ”why don't you take the alarm with you according to my requirements?”

Gu Shengnan also looked him up and down: ”don't you wear it?”

Boy, if you have a mistake, you dare to argue with him?

Lu Jin was just thinking about how to take on the move. Unexpectedly, the woman said, ”you should have helped me change my clothes last night. At that time, you saw all of me. Now I have seen all of you. It should be regarded as I don't think we owe each other. ”

Jin Yi Leng.

I think it's necessary to look at this woman. Although she seems careless and untidy on the surface, it seems that His brain is still very good, a word to say, he is a little speechless.

After thinking for a long time, Lu Jin finally thought of the way to win: ”can this be compared? I took a casual look, as if I were standing in front of a mirror and looking at myself

Finish saying don't forget to look at her chest.

See Gu Shengnan silence, Lu Jin smile: nothing to say?

But he really underestimated Gu Shengnan's comrades who have been influenced by Vivian's venomous tongue for more than ten years.

”What can't be compared? The only thing I took a look at in the men's room just now is probably... ” Gu Shengnan recalled that he used his hand to compare the length It's a long time, but it's nothing to see! ”

It turned out that her silence just now was not because she had nothing to say, but was recalling He! Yes! Long! Degree!

Without waiting for Lu Jin to open his mouth, Gu Shengnan said: ”the standard for men now seems to be 180 cm, 180 m2, 180 mm. Mr. Lu, you still have a long way to go from 180 mm.”

“……”

“……”

During the quiet confrontation, Lu Zheng's soul was shattered.

Lu Jin walked into the box in a daze, and his assistant jumped up from the chair: ”Mr. Lu, how can you look so bad?”

Lu Jin looked at the assistant with a pale face. He waved his hand to indicate that he would not go on. He pulled out a chair and sat down in a dejected way.

Confused assistant had no choice but to attribute the boss's weakness to the boss's hunger, so he quickly ordered the waiter on the side: ”now you can serve the dishes.”

Lu Jin was lowering his head, as if he was thinking about something. At this time, he suddenly raised his head and asked very seriously, ”is there a ruler?”

Although he didn't know what medicine his boss sold in the gourd, the assistant quickly found a ruler for Lu Jin. After adjusting the ruler for a long time, Lu Jinfu was obviously relieved. He suddenly regained his confidence and said to himself: ”does this woman see more of that kind of dish? Can a normal man have 180 mm? Or were all her boyfriends black? ”

At the same time, Gu Shengnan, who came back to the table, was obviously out of his mind. Xu Zhaodi, sitting opposite her, was completely ignored. He tried to call back the soul of his friends with the delicious food on the table: ”Hello! Your favorite German sausage

Gu Shengnan looked down at the plate of food on the table, frowned and pushed the plate away: ”full.”

”Full before eating?”

Gu Shengnan answers silently in his heart: I'm full

Gu Shengnan concluded that the tortoise man and himself.

On this day, she was at home during the holiday. As usual, she woke up three times a day. The first thing she did was to soak the bowl of noodles. The second thing, of course, was to put the bowl of noodles in front of the computer, turn on the computer, and begin to receive successive attacks from the outside world on her.

All of a sudden, a friend named ”praise you a little bastard” burst into Gu Shengnan's eyes. Just a few seconds after Gu Shengnan fell into surprise, the ”praise to death you little bastard” ordered ”praise” under the photo of one of her classmates drying baby's excrement.

Throughout the whole page, this ”praise you little bastard” has already ”praised” more than 20 photos in just three minutes. Gu Shengnan quickly took a closer look at the head portrait of ”praising you little bastard”Isn't it Vivian?

These happy photos of her classmates, are also Vivian's classmates. Gu Shengnan quickly opened the private chat page with Vivian: ”when did you change such a wonderful net name?”

Wei Wei an second back: ”what is the baby's excreta to bask in? Don't think about me, who is eating breakfast? ”

”But...”

Gu Shengnan was about to type a second word when her mobile phone rang next to her computer desk.

She answered as she rolled the instant noodles with a fork into her mouth. The other party's instant howl almost scared Gu Shengnan's instant noodles from his nose: ”Mr. Gu! Help

Gu Shengnan managed to swallow the instant noodles, followed the flow and asked, ”what What? ”

When Gu Shengnan arrived at the back kitchen of Bauhinia, he finally understood why the young man in the kitchen wanted to save her life. Mr. Lu ordered 17 dishes in one breath, and each dish required more than 17 processes.

”The guests on Victoria said he had to see all 17 dishes on his table before 12:00 noon.”

12:00?

Gu Shengnan takes a look at his watch. It's already 10:30.