Chapter 6 - Super Mario and Doing What’s Right (1/2)

Translated by Ying of Exiled Rebels Scanlations

The tiny underwear that the photographing side had prepared was sexy enough to cause nosebleeds at a glance! Su Nuo looked at himself in the mirror after he had changed, feeling that it was slightly over the top.

Then he angrily denied it?

Impossible!

In truth, he was really happy, because the model Su had always wanted to endorse underwear like those macho and masculine models out there, but he had never gotten the chance. Now that his wish was finally about to be granted, he couldn’t wait!

Su Nuo turned left and right to see the result of it on him, and damn, it really did look bewitching! The only lacking point was that his thing wasn’t big enough. Its contour was neither impressive nor shocking!

This was really too bad… Su Nuo sighed deeply as he had just thought of Qiu ZiYan’s endorsement picture from last month.

What was so great about being big anyway?! I’m not jealous at all! Su Nuo hmph-ed proudly, making a classic Schwarzenegger pose in front of the window.

Hahahahaha as expected it was hilarious… Crap, what was he doing laughing at himself? He already knew that he was very manly!

The bewitching Su wrapped a towel around himself and walked out of the bathroom with an even cooler façade than usual.

“The model’s too skinny, how can he look good in this type of photo?” Ouyang Long frowned, he commented this to the cameraman beside him as he took in Su Nuo’s flimsy body.

Even though he had spoken in a tiny voice, the Model Su’s ears still picked the words up! His heart immediately began to rage. If you can’t put up with the fact that I’m skinny, then don’t sign the contract! You think you’re so great! Ah! Then why don’t you take off your clothes and do it yourself! Ah damn it! The people gossiping quietly behind others backs are the most detestable of all! There are so many professional stylists and photographers and they all think I’m suitable for the underwear photo. So what the hell would a half-filled bucket like you know?! Even if I don’t have muscles, my heart is as macho as the most masculine man alright!

Then he heard the photographer answering, “Relax, director, we won’t be taking any photos of his front.”

Nani?! Su Nuo’s eyes widened. Your sister, I wasted a lot of time in the bathroom fixing up my little JJ. I almost stuffed some cotton down there to make it seem more impressive. How can you just suddenly decide not to take the photo? This doesn’t make sense! And what is so great about the back? There’s only a butt there!

The photographer continued, “Nuo Nuo’s butt sticks out a lot and has a beautiful shape, it will definitely come out well in the photos.”

Damn it! You’re the one with the beautiful butt. Your whole family has beautiful butts! Su Nuo was conflicted, why was it that when Que ZiYan was in the photos, the emphasis was put on his bulging abs and his thing but when it got to himself, he could only lie on his stomach as his bottom became the subject of the pictures?

This was unfair! These people were just too terrible! This was discrimination!

As he put up the middle finger furiously in his heart, he sprawled himself out on the bed with a melancholic expression.

He was so dedicated.. To this Su Nuo was grateful.

He definitely beat Qiu ZiYan in this aspect.

“Perfect.” The photographer seemed to be very happy with his pose, pulling the towel down a little to show a glimpse of his round buttocks.

Ouyang Long touched his chin in contemplation, from this angle it was indeed… seducing.

“Not bad, lift your hand a bit. Good job. Don’t turn your body around…” The photographer looked serious as he snapped picture after picture on his camera. “Pull your leg in a bit, very good. Don’t turn your body over. Tilt your chin a bit more, that’s right. Don’t turn your body over. Bite your lower lip, make your eyes look more distant… Good Nuo Nuo,. Don’t turn your body over.”

…

After hearing it a few times, Su Nuo went into a bit of a mood as he said, “Why won’t you let me turn over?”

I want to do a front shot!

“Because our focal point is the back, you just need to keep your head turned around.” The photographer revealed a hand in the orchid finger pose* in a strangely feminine way, saying, “When Nuo Nuo’s beautiful face is added to such a perfect waistline and butt, even I can’t help wanting to fall in love with you.”

T/N: an ok sign but with middle finger instead of index and all other fingers straight.

“Please don’t.” Su Nuo felt a chill but he went back to lying on the bed, feeling disappointed.

Once the shots for the few different sets of underwear had been taken, the time was already noon. The workers ordered hamburgers and French fries  for everyone as lunch, but of course, to take care of Su Nuo, his lunch was separately ordered.

“We’re really sorry, we really couldn’t find the Vatican White flowers that Mr. Su likes to eat, so we could only get this, it is also very light.” The worker was very sincere, passing him a luxury lunchbox.

“Actually I’m fine even if I don’t eat.” Su Nuo showed a reserved and graceful smile. Ouyang Long wasn’t here anyway, he could still continue to pretend!

Even is the box looked luxurious, as soon as Su Nuo heard the two words ‘very light’ he lost his appetite completely, the manager helped him to open the box and his eyes immediately filled with pity.

Su Nuo tilted his head and took a look, there wasn’t even a drop of oil, damn it, it was so stingy! The main food of the meal was mushrooms, he wasn’t Super Mario!

“This was specially ordered at a star hotel, we promise that there’s no oil at all and very little salt.” The worker was still introducing the meal.

Su Nuo was roaring in his heart that pig oil mixed with rice was stronger than this!

“We thank you very much, but Nuo Nuo’s digestion isn’t that good lately so what he’s consuming is being monitored very strictly.” His manager helped him make excuses. “He can only eat specially designed meals.”