Chapter 26 - Thor vs Butch ! Who is manlier ? (2/2)

”Oh ! Thank you little girl.”, Thor said happily.

Ray's face began to darken as Thor said that.

”Thor let me introduce you to a friend of mine. His name is Butch.”, Ray said in a girlish voice with a sinister tone.

Soon the group of Dr. Jane Foster, Dr. Erik Selvig, their ȧssistants, Ray, his three bodyguards, Phil Coulson, Brock Rumlow, Thor and various Shield agents were in the Shield canteen which was a tent pitched near Thor's hammer. As they all sat there Butch began to stare at Thor like he was a piece of meat. Ray just kept quiet as he let Butch play with Thor.

”Thor, would you like to see who is manlier ?”, Butch asked Thor as he stared deep into Thor's deep blue eyes.

”Ha ! Ha ! Ha ! Of course I am manlier. After all who is manlier than the God of Thunder and Lightning.”, Thor said happily while drinking his beer.

”Then we should have a kissing contest between us to see who is manlier. I will kiss you first and really show my manliness by giving you a deep loving manly kiss. And then you will kiss me later. The person with deepest manliest kiss against the other guy is the manliest.”, Butch said with a smirk.

”Then who will be the judges of the contest ?”, Thor asked happily as he swigged another beer.

”Of course the judges for the contest would be men in the tent here today.”, Butch said with another smirk.

”Ha ! Ha ! Ha ! Deal. I will win this contest !”, Thor said aloud as he walked over and gave Butch a manly peck on the lips.

While that was happening, Oswald ran out of the tent followed by Ray and Clara. They didn't want to see what will happen next, they had already seen it before.

Butch next rushed up to Thor and proceeded to French kiss Thor. Butch pushed his tongue deep into Thor's mouth and gave him the best kiss of his life.

”Wow ! You kiss better than a female.”, Thor said as he drank his beer and proceeded to French kiss Butch.

While this was happening Phil Coulson had already vomited and ran away. Brock Rumlow was nowhere to be seen. And most of the male agents of Shield were trying rush out of the tent causing a stampede.

”Who won the contest ?”, Thor asked as he saw no one was around the tent anymore. And that he was alone with Butch.

”Oh honey ! I won the contest of course.”, Butch said with a wink and a smile.

Of course Thor refuse to concede defeat and declared the kissing contest was a draw and that they would do it again to see who is the manliest man which Butch replied, ”Okay, sweetheart.”.