Extra 2: Maid Journal VI (1/2)

Part V

A maid is someone commanded by a master.

A maid is someone who serves a master.

A maid is a full-time volunteer who provides comprehensive service to her master’s livelihood.

Correct, this is a supermaid’s work journal.

Even among normal days, there will certainly be marvelous stories.

At the start of this story, for the sake of constructing a harmonious household, Master held an “opinion poll” at Wu Xinjie’s urging. Whatever the Sisters felt unhappy about, they need only mention it. The method was writing on paper slips. As the one and only maid, Little Yi’s assignment was to act as the “paper slip hub,” summarizing all ideas.

One morning, the paper slips were gathered in quite an abundance. First is to sort them, give Master a category, give the Sisters a category, en, split them equally.

What opinions have the Sisters raised for Master?

To: Su Xing.

Remember to lock your door at night!

– Hua Wanyue who spends two hours washing her face. Save.

To: Young Su

Don’t lock your door at night!

– Zhang Yuqi who has seen many scenes of blowjobs and debauchery, save.

To: Young Master

You must lock your door at night.

– Even Bai Yutang is curiously asking in detail. Bashful Lin Yingmei, save.

To: Dear Husband

You must lock your door at night!

– Hu Niangzi who was too late to cover Tangtang’s eyes, save.

This type of paper slip was too numerous. It seems that locking the door was a confused mess, however, this was not the only issue.

To: Su Xing

Next time, don’t have me watch over the house alone!

– Shi Yuan who has only found half a box of instant noodles, save.

(Little Yi remembers that we left you frozen drumsticks. Are you unable to cook them yourself?)

To: Su Xing

Keep on womanizing and even I will not be able to explain this to Father Emperor. Why have you seduced even my maid!

– Zhao Hanyan who has just been asked by Father Emperor about what is happening with the Immortal Hero Princess, save.

To: Big Brother

The Chaotic Tail Escape is not like a meal, nor is it something to show manliness.

– Medicine has its limits, An Suwen, save.

It seems Master has a very long path to walk...What do the other Sisters say?

To: Wu Xinjie

Don’t let Hua Xue assume Young Su’s form.

– Zhang Yuqi who has been fooled for an entire day, save.

To: Gongsun Huang

Don’t suddenly appear. You squashed my hand...

– Currently helping Dear Husband with a shoulder massage, Hu Niangzi, save.

To: Tang Lianxin

I don’t know who taught you that...But please don’t use an “up and down” [1] rhythm for your forging.

– Su Xing who in a daze mistook Niangzi for Yingmei, save.

To: Lin Yingmei

While we appreciate it during summer, please do not practice “Long Blizzard Nights” during winter.