Chapter 300 - Goose Stewed In An Iron Pot (3) (1/2)

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In the next second, a pair of fair and slender hands seemed to have appeared out of nowhere and picked it up mercilessly.

“This one is so fatty, it’ll definitely be fragrant after I stew it,” Xiang Yi said in a gentle and tender voice as she gave it a serious review.

The netizens were appalled.

‘What? Little fairy, why do you have to say the cruelest words in the most gentle tone?’

—— [Deceased: Goose, Cause of death: Excessive obesity]

—— [How many times have I said it? If you’re too fat, you’ll get eaten up!]

—— [I’m shivering in front of the screen while chewing on some roasted duck neck and sipping on milk tea…]

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They clamored about the cruelty of humans. The fat white goose was dragged away by the cruel Xiang Yi while shrieking incessantly.

The cameraman also took a long shot of Xiang Yi as she strutted away domineeringly…

A few minutes later…

The goose was slaughtered.

Due to the fact that the process was too gruesome and gory, the cameraman didn’t film much of it. By the time the audience saw the goose, it was already laying naked on the chopping board…

The citizens who were posting comments were extremely playful.

—— [Goose: You people are so shameless! You’re lusting over my body!]

—— [This variety show is so delicious… Ahem, I mean, it’s so enjoyable, I’m going to write down the recipes.]

—— [The goose’s life has been short but full of slender, ordinary but noble. It has left this world peacefully.]

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There were also a few aggressive ones who kept criticizing.

—— [This is so upsetting. The goose is so cute, why do you have to eat the goose?]

—— [Why are you so greedy for food? That’s a life we’re talking about!]