Chapter 17 - Harry Potter Fan-fiction 7 - Lunas Hubby (1/2)
Plot: 7 year old Luna wants a husband, and she wants one now. With the unintended help of her befuddled father, she kidnaps Harry Potter. Idea and 1st chapter by Roscharch's Blot
Pairing: Harry x Luna
NOTE: Covers years 1-5 of original books, mostly about Harry having a new family and everything lining up close to perfectly to a happy ending. Some plot twists that i didn't even see coming and overall a well written satisfying tale of Harry Potter finding a home.
Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter. JKR owns Harry Potter. I am not rich like JKR. I am not worth suing. Please believe me.
Note: This chapter was written by Rorschach's Blot. Read his other stories, they are funny, silly, entertaining, and well written. He gave me permission to continue after this chapter, and the Muse grabbed me around the neck, and forced me to write. And Thanks to Hermione Green who beta'ed this.
Chapter 1 The New Husband
By Rorschach's Blot
”Tell me about Harry Potter,” Luna demanded.
”He's a very brave and intelligent young boy,” Luna's mother replied. ”And he's the one that saved us all from the dark lord.”
”Do you think he'd make a good husband mummy?” Luna asked innocently. In the short time that she had been alive, Luna had focused on her parent's relationship and had come to the conclusion that she wanted one of her own.
”Of course he would dear,” Luna's mother ȧssured her daughter. ”And maybe he'll become your husband when you get older. I have to go to work now, bye hun.”
”Bye mummy,” Luna replied automatically. The young girl watched her mother leave and contemplated the words that she'd just been told. ”When I'm older? Bugger that, I'm going to go get Harry right now so we can live happily ever after.”
Her course set, Luna immediately set to work in accomplishing her goals. A quick visit to her parent's room located a broom and an old invisibility cloak (Her father said it was needed to hunt Mimbari) and she was almost ready to go get her soon to be husband. There was only one problem, she didn't know where Harry Potter was.
”Bugger,” Luna cursed. It annoyed her mother and would get her father into trouble so she did it every chance she got. A few more minutes of thought gave her the solution for her dilemma and Luna went off in search of her father.
”Hello rutabaga,” Luna's called her his pet name for . . . her. ”What can I do for you?”
”I need to find something father,” Luna replied quietly. ”Can I borrow your multi purpose detector?”
”Ok carrot.” The man shrugged, it wasn't like she could get into any trouble with it.
”Thank you father,” Luna said quietly. Inside she was jumping for joy, she'd soon have her husband.
Luna went back to her room and donned the invisibility cloak and mounted her broom . . .and nothing happened. Growling in exasperation, the little girl went off in search of her father again.
”Hello again cabbage,” Luna's father said when he noticed his daughter. ”Do you want me to make you some lunch?”
”No father.” Luna shook her head, how was she going to do this without him being suspicious? ”I just wanted to know how a broom worked.”
”Why?”
”It's not so that I can use it to fly out to find Harry Porter,” Luna replied immediately.
”Well . . . as long as you're not going to go out and find Harry Porter,” Luna's father agreed. ”Hold your hand above it and say 'up' in a firm voice.”
”Thank you father.” Luna gave the man a peck on the cheek and returned to her room.
Luna was ecstatic, the broom worked and she was on her way to formalize her marriage. It took nearly two hours of flying before Luna managed to find Harry Potter and when she did, she was shocked at his condition.
”Hello,” Luna greeted the young boy. ”Is your name Harry Potter?”
”Yes,” the boy replied nervously.
”Do you want to go home with me and be my husband?”
”Away from here?” Harry perked up.
”Yup,” Luna agreed.
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”Luna,” her father looked down at the two children. ”Who's this boy.”
”He's my new husband daddy,” Luna smiled up at her father.