Chapter 62 Little Lunatic Wei, famed for his double entendre (1/2)
When Wei Xiao woke up, it was almost eleven o’clock.
He stretched, and looked to the left out of habit. What entered his gaze were dark and heavy blinds…
Eh?
Where was the captain?!
Oh, that wasn’t right, this was the captain’s bed!
Wei Xiao’s short hair exploded and stood on end. He was shocked to discover that he’d switched beds.
Wasn’t this the captain’s bed? How come he was sleeping on the captain’s bed?!
Sleepwalking again?
F*ck!
Wei Xiao patted the top of his own head.
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He’d really been too tired yesterday. He’d played hard yesterday to rank in the top three on the scoreboard, and in order to win the training match that evening, he’d put in 200% of his energy. Additionally, the fact that the boss and the captain were actually the same people had greatly stimulated him, and then he’d indulged fully and happily in soloing all the way until 3AM…
All kinds of things could be listed out and added up. It would’ve been more strange if he hadn’t sleepwalked!
Many years of experience told him that once his spirit and body were tired out at the same time, there was no way to avoid sleepwalking.
Oh shit…
What had he done last night?
Had he climbed into the captain’s bed again?
He hadn’t done any beastly things, right?!
He was still in a state of fear and panic as he got up to wash up, and he felt uneasy even as he brushed his teeth.
Wei Xiao was very clear about his own sleepwalking bad habits.
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He would desperately hold onto people and cling onto them exactly like an octopus.
Fortunately, it was the captain. If it was a girl, he would have to take responsibility, get married, and have children!
This scene was too terrible. Wei Xiao shivered.
After quickly washing his face, Wei Xiao sent Lu Feng a message, “Captain, last night…”
F*ck, he didn’t know what to say, so he’d sent the message just like that!
Lu Feng replied to him a while later, “You’re awake?”
Wei Xiao stared at these two words and read them again and again, but he couldn’t tell if the captain was angry or not.
Wei Xiao closed his eyes; his heart seemed to flatline, and he tossed out, “I didn’t do anything disrespectful to you last night, right?”
If the captain felt like he’d been taken advantage of, then he’d…
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Let him beat him up?
Lu Feng set down the document in his hand and raised his eyebrows, “Disrespectful?”
Wei Xiao gave him a general explanation, “For example, hugging you, touching you randomly, kissing you, or something…”
Lu Feng: “…….”
Wei Xiao stressed, “I don’t remember anything!”
Lu Feng suppressed the heat that rose up in his chest, “Do you do these things whenever you sleepwalk?”
Wei Xiao was worried he’d scare Lu Feng and quickly explained, “Never. But I can’t be certain that my sleepwalking hasn’t upgraded or mutated… oh…” He finally got it, “It seems like I didn’t do anything!”
Lu Feng’s fingers trembled very slightly as he typed out a line of words, “It can’t be considered nothing.”
Wei Xiao: “!”
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Lu Feng thought about the youth whose breath had been right next to his ear yesterday and said, “… You kissed me on the face.”
Wei Xiao: “…………………………”
He was dead. At this moment, guest room number 666 held a Little Wei Corpse.
The dying Wei Xiao tried his best to save himself, “Captain!”
Lu Feng’s lips curved, “Mm.”
Wei Xiao: “I didn’t mean to QAQ.”
Lu Feng: “Oh.”
Wei Xiao stared at these two single tone words and thought of something amidst his nervousness!
He quickly poked out the words, “I know why, I must’ve thought that you were Soybean. I love holding onto it when I sleep at night, and kiss its doggy head quite often…”
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After sending it out, Wei Xiao belatedly realized what he’d said.
He’d compared the captain to a dog!
He’d actually treated the great demon king like a husky!
He……
Lu Feng: “Wei Xiao.”
Wei Xiao: “Captain QwQ.”
The great demon king sent him three cold and ruthless words, “Sleep earlier tonight.”
Wei Xiao fell apart with a crack and toppled onto the bed.
Wuwuwu, there went that night’s solo!
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A super big solo session that would last a whole three hours had flown away right in front of his eyes!
When Bai Cai came to find him to go and eat, Wei Xiao transferred his anger onto him, “Old Bai!”
His voice was gloomy as could be.
Bai Cai was scared by his tone, “You-what do you want!”
Wei Xiao hauled him into the room and slammed the door shut.
Bai Cai really turned into a little white cabbage then. He was shocked, “What the hell are you doing!”
Bandit Wei approached him step by step and forced him against the wall.
White Cabbage Bai: “You-you…”
There was a thump as Brother Vegetable stuck himself against the wall.
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Wei Xiao lifted up the clothes hanger he’d prepared a long time ago, “Confess to your crimes and I’ll be lenient, or suffer punishment if you resist.”
Bai Cai exploded, “What the hell is wrong with you so early in the morning? Since you have so many plays to act out, why don’t you just join the entertainment circle!”
Wei Xiao poked his chest with the hanger, “The captain told me about it last night.”
Bai Cai: “!”
What did he talk about?
For Wei Xiao to act so crazy now, what else could it be.
Captain, you’ve sabotaged me ahhhhh!
No matter what, if Brother Vegetable had known this would happen even one second earlier, he wouldn’t have thrown himself into this net!
Bai Cai, who had a strong desire for survival, was clear-minded and quick-tongued. He shrewdly and immediately told the whole story of what had happened at the time, “I didn’t sell you out! I absolutely didn’t! Even if I have the heart of a thief, I still wouldn’t have the guts! It was an accident, the whole thing was a f*cking accident. At the time, you made a review video for Little Ning, and I was watching it after I received it. The captain just happened to hear your voice…”
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Wei Xiao was stunned for a moment, but he still felt that Bai Cai was ‘resisting’, “I only stayed with the captain for three days and three nights. Two years later, he was able to recognize me just by hearing my voice?”
Bai Cai: “How the hell would I know? You just prattled a couple of sentences, and he asked if it was Wei Xiao. I was almost scared to death, okay!”
Wei Xiao saw that he wasn’t lying, “Really?”
Bai Cai swore fiercely, “I swear by all the money deposited across my three bank cards!”
Wei Xiao: “……”
Brother Vegetable had a clear conscience and asked, “If what I said wasn’t the truth, then I’ll clear them all out to zero overnight!”
Wei Xiao believed him. This oath was crueler than simply taking Old Bai’s little life. It seemed that he wasn’t lying.
Bandit Wei tapped the hanger lightly against his own palm, “This isn’t all your fault.”
Bai Cai was relieved. He was really scared that Wei Xiao might go crazy. What if this brat revealed his identity as the Gossip Emperor? Brother Cai would really become a wilted vegetable then.
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Wei Xiao carefully went over the facts, “Alright, in my final analysis, it’s also because I’m too charming.”
Bai Cai: “……………”
Wei Xiao was delighted, “I can make the captain unable to forget about me even after being separated for two years. I’m really a man with deep sins.”
Bai Cai: “………………” Screw you!
Wei Xiao felt that his position in Close’s heart wasn’t much worse than Brother Cai, and he was in a great mood. He found Bai Cai much more pleasing to the eye as well now. “Let’s go eat.”
Like hell did Bai Cai still want to eat! He was full from sheer fright!
As the two of them headed to the restaurant, they ran into Ning Zhehan.
Little Ning’s curiosity sprang up and ran wild as soon as he saw Wei Xiao, “Brother Xiao!”
Wei Xiao was in a good mood, and the tone of his voice had also cheered up, “Hm?”
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Ning Zhehan laughed cheekily, “If you have a girlfriend, why not show her off a little!”
Wei Xiao: “……”
Bai Cai stumbled and almost died right there in the corridor!
Ning Zhehan was quite interested in this, “I heard Brother Cai say that she’s very beautiful, and she’s already started working.”
Wei Xiao glanced at Bai Cai and gave a superficial smile, “Mm. They’re very beautiful, especially beautiful, the kind where you can’t move your legs with a glance.”
Ning Zhehan was shocked, “Are you for real? Are they a star?”
Wei Xiao described a few details, “They look even better than a star; they don’t make any less money than a star, and they’re very good at taking care of people. It’s just that their personality is a little cold…”
Ning Zhehan admired him, “Amazing, Brother Xiao, you managed to find such a top notch girlfriend!”
Wei Xiao waved his hand, “There’s nothing that can be done about things like fate.”
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Ning Zhehan was even more admiring, “It seems like the two of you have a great relationship.”
Wei Xiao thought about how favored Brother Cai was and was jealous for a moment, “Of course, they value me the most!”
Bai Cai understood him too well, to the point where he couldn’t understand where the scent of vinegar in these words came from!