Chapter 104: Wash toilet 2 (1/2)
TN I really like this series, so I’ll give it another try. But I don’t know when I will post again. Maybe in 2 or 3 weeks.
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It is the Dragon man continent. In a shop handling magic stones in a corner of the city, their main owner was irritated. It’s because today he hasn’t used the wash toilet yet. He kept tapping the desk with his fingers while tending the store.
One day, Lute who is the master of Meia Dragoon, a celebrity who is comparable to the King on the Draconian continent, asked for his shop. The teacher of that magic stone princess, come to visit his own magic stone shop. Originally it was a very honorable thing; he should welcome it with open arms.
However, Meia’s Teacher, Lute, began to say that he wanted to use the magic stones in a Toilet. There is no insult like this if it is made to the man who treats the magic stones as he has to eat them.
The opponent is the master of the magic stone princess. However, the owner kicked him out for his pride and the pride of the Magic stone store.
But later–at his home, he was forced to experience the “wash toilet” using a magic stone. To be honest, at the beginning took it lightly.
“Does it not only wash your ass ……?”
While complaining and grumbling, he used it according to the specification written on the wall. He can never admit where he used it too. But the result is quite the opposite.
As stated by his declaration, the owner has become a prisoner of the washroom just by using it once. It was a world-changing experience.
After that, before you noticed it, he changed his toilet at home to a wash toilet.
Because of his pride as an owner who runs a magic stone shop, he puts a futile resistance; he endures to use it many times. Even now, he has patience without using it from the morning.
He does not yield to the magical power of the wash toilet. He tries to persuade himself many times, trying to endure the temptation boils up.
The speed of the fingertips that hit the desk increases. The feet unconsciously begin to shake.
“Hello”
“…hmm …”
Without knowing the hardships of the owner, a single man comes in with a carefree voice. It is the instigator of the struggling owner, Lute Gunsmith, master of the magic stone princess Meia Dragoon.
The owner has heard that recently he has been awarded a Legion of Honor as an adventurer by the high Elf kingdom.
Such a hot topic visited the shop, but the owner hasn’t a welcoming expression, but a surprise as if a demon was shown in front of his eyes.
“Lute sama! Why are you here?”
“Well, I came to consult about a magic stone for the development of a new wash toilet.”
“Hu … …”
Lute did not notice the Owner’s feelings and told him with a harmless smile. A cold sweat runs down from the Owner’s forehead to the cheek.
(A new wash toilet!?) There is nothing better than that!)
Even now there is a dependency towards the wash toilet, a pleasure that not lose to an illegal magical medicine, but more than that…! It is impossible to imagine who the main man of a magic stone shop is.
Lute tells of the additional function with a happy smile and starts consulting something about the magic stone necessary for it.
The function to warm the toilet seat, after using warm water, the function to produce hot air to dry the butt is needed.
Deodorizing function, so far, I have no idea.
However, the last request was not understood by the owner at the slightest.
Music performance function.
It lets the toilet to play music?
Why is that necessary?
The owner’s spirit shakes unconsciously in the insane territory where an ordinary man can’t reach anymore.
“Well, I think that the first three can be handled with traditional magic stones, but the last one is difficult. Because there is no one with the power to put music and songs into a magic stone”
“Then combining magic letters and magic stones, can you make it?”
“Excuse me; if you go that far, I am out of my field…”
“I see. I wonder if it is early to consult Meia after all. This is like my hobby, so I don’t want to bother too much. ”
At the owner’s words, Lute puts his hand on the chin.