Chapter 53: The Wash Toilet (1/2)
Snow and Chrisse already got raburabu, now its Meiya’s turn! – Yuushin
Snow, Chrisse, and I rented a single house for us to live in.
It took about a week for the inspections, repairs, and legal procedures to be completed before we received the key.
In the meantime, as we were so busy, we decided not to take on any quests.
If we took on quests while we’re limited on time, we might make mistakes due to being restless over our new lives. So, we decided not to do anything dangerous until we finished moving and have settled in.
Then there were the preparations for the move.
Snow and Chrisse were busy choosing furniture and wares for the house, as well as preparing for the party to celebrate our move and new life.
Chrisse was planning on bringing a variety of books from her parents’ home. In particular her most cherished book, the fitst book she had ever bought; It was a picture book about heroes and demons, she carefully packed it.
The only guest coming is Meiya.
We have only a few acquaintances here in the Dragon Continent.
I tentatively invited the Adventurers’ Guild onee-san receptionist, but…
“This is one of those ‘Sharing of Happiness’ things, riiiiiiight. AAAaaAAAaAH! I WanT tO gEt MaRrIeD TOoooOOoo!”
She roared at me.
I apologized to her and hurriedly left the Adventurers’ Guild.
Then Meiya and I stopped our studies and R&D, and devoted ourselves to making wares for our new life.
For the first time in this world, I have my own house.
There is something I absolutely want to make for that.
The thing I wanted to make was…. a toilet with a bidet—a Wash Toilet.
It’s indecent to say, but in this world, the ones they mainly used are basically holes in the ground. Large leaves were sold in bunches as toilet paper.
The texture was like, seriously, WTF.
The Meiya residence, the Vlad house, and the orphanage all had holes-in-the-ground…. I can’t stand them no matter what.
Each time I finished doing a #2 and wiped my butt with leaves, I could feel my SAN points being whittled down.
The toilet back in my previous life was a wash toilet.
Because the one in my parents’ home was one of those, I asked the installers to have one installed the day I moved out.
The feeling, and a sense of cleanness!! That forbidden fruit which you can’t forget once you’ve tasted it!
So I’m making it!
A toilet equipped with a bidet!
I’ve already ordered the toilet’s body.
One made of white porcelain.
Toilets are almost always made of porcelain, even in my previous world.
I read somewhere that if some other material was used, it wouldn’t go down as well.
Next is the wash toilet’s structure.
In Thailand, in the previous world, it seems they used a hose to directly wash the butt.
But as expected, I prefer Japanese-style wash toilets.
I’m making the nozzle to be able to positioned as I liked, through the use of a rotating lever.
The structure itself is not so complicated.
For materials I used magic liquid metal.
The problems are how to warm the water, and how to make it spray from the nozzle.
The wash toilets in my previous world have two ways to warm up the water.
One’s that keep the water temperature constant; the [Heat Preserving Type].
One’s that instantly heat up the portion of the water that is about to be used; the [Instant Heating Type].
The way to make the water spray out is simple, through using pistons with a motor, water can be pushed into a pipe.
If this was a world without magic, it would probably be a pipe dream to make a wash toilet without electricity or motors. However, this world has magic; it has magic stones!
These two problems are solved usingmagic stones.
With magic stones that manipulate water and fire, these problems are not hard to solve.
I promptly ran towards the magic stone shop in town.
The inside of the store was decorated with showcases, like in a jewelry store.
The middle aged man who manages the store easily noticed me and started a conversation.
“Welcome to our store, Lute-sama.”
“Good day to you—wait, how did you know my name!?”
“Because you are the teacher of the magic stone princess Meiya-sama. It is common sense for us magic stone shop owners in this town to watch her every move.”
The small male shop clerk put on an amicable smile.
That’s Meiya for you, having so much influence due to being a celebrity.
(But it’s convenient. This way I won’t get sold inferior goods or get lied to about the prices.)
If he did that and Meiya found out, he will lose his place in the Dragon Continent.
The risk is too high.
I promptly consulted with the small, kind-looking shop clerk, and had him show me some appropriate magic stones.
“I’m looking for water magic stones and fire magic stones.”
“I see, water magic store to equip on armor, and fire magic stone for a sword, right.”
“No, that’s not it. I wanted water magic stones to control water to wash my butt. The fire magic stone is used to warm that water up.”
“Huh?”
“No, well, I wanted to build some equipment to wash my butt after I’m done using the toilet with water and fire magic stones. I wonder what magic stones are suitable for that?”
“…… Are you making fun of me?”
The expression on the shop clerk’s face changed.
His earlier, kindly smile totally changed into a stern look, laying bare his hostility.
“You may be an amazing guy, being Meiya-sama’s teacher. You probably could send me to despair without so much as moving a finger. But let me tell you this: I have pride in my work of managing this magic stone shop! And you say things like washing your butt!? Please stop making a fool out of me! Get out! There are no magic stones here for you!”