Chapter 256: Side Story: At the table (b) (2/2)

”So this is what the drink talking seems like, eh.” Elliot had never had alcohol before, so he didn't know what it felt like to get drunk. It's not like he had any intention of doing that. Not to mention, he never thought that alcohol was deadly enough to even cause a vampire to get drunk. ”Pretty interesting.”

Theo, who only wanted to eat his meal in peace, could not endure the sound pollution produced by John!

”Beggars can't be choosers.”

Theo threw an insult at John, not knowing that he was making fun of himself too.

Both of them were on Elliot's payroll, after all!

”Stop acting out and sit down.”

”Me, a beggar?” Fully intoxicated, John didn't mind getting back at Theo by using his knife-like tongue. ”W-where your eyes at, a-a-above your h-head or below your blue balls? This young man obviously is the most handsome in existence! Hiccup! How can you compare this man to a beggar? Hiccup!

”Hah, hah.” Theo, who was about to stuff his mouth with a piece of meat, laughed grimly and placed his chopsticks back on the table. Making fun of him and disturbing his mealtime was a big no-go for Theo, and anyone that did that in the past met the same end, a cruel end.

Elliot saw Theo's eyes narrowing down to reveal a dangerous look, and he immediately realized that John was going to lose his neck!

”Calm down, man. No need to feel offended.” Elliot said, gesturing for Theo to sit down and enjoy the meal.

He didn't want a certain vampire's blood to get on the poor robot's table and dirty it.

”Not offended,” Theo said and obediently sat down.

”Yeah, that's good.” Elliot spoke in favor of the annoying vampire, ”He is just drunk and can't help spewing out nonsense.”

”I have many methods to make him sober.”

Theo was extremely grateful to Elliot, so he didn't mind following him this once, ”Just let me know if you can't stand him, and I will use one of them.”

”Haha, guess what did I just see?”

John laughed and pinked like a stupid old pig, causing three pairs of eyes to reflexively turn towards him.

”What?”

Now with everyone's attention on him, John made the big reveal.

”A doggy with emerald eyes! Ahahaha!”

Kachak!

Theo's chopsticks broke into two. One could see veins throbbing on his forehead, almost trying to bursts out from behind the bronze skin!

Elliot was sure that if John continued farting out of his mouth, someone's waist would also meet the same end as the poor chopsticks who did nothing wrong.

'R. I. P brother chopsticks!'

'I will not forget to burn three incense for you tonight!'