Chapter 144 (1/2)
”Recently, the sight of peeping at me has not disappeared. Am I really stared at by some stalker?”
Saitama walked on the road and always felt that a look fell on him. As long as he looked back, that look would disappear briefly.
”Alas, I became a hero because of my interest three years ago. So far, I have knocked down many evil people. It's not surprising that some people will resent me. It's just that it's nothing to be hated. However, if this feeling of resentment and anger evolves into a distorted love as expressed in many TV, how should I face it at that time?”
”Homosexuality is reasonable, homosexuality is innocent!”
”Homosexuality should not be discriminated against!”
”Homosexuality also needs human rights!”
Just as Saitama was in a daze, a large group of demonstrators holding various gay slogans came up the street.
”Comrade, take a look at our leaflet. Homosexuality is not as unbearable as you think, and even has an indescribable comfort and irresistible touch.” A tough man wearing prison clothes and stubble on his face stuffed Saitama with a gay leaflet and shouted, ”homosexuality is the future!”
Saitama stared at the gay leaflet in her hand and sighed for a long time. How can I accept this... Distorted Love?
Janos always kept up with Saitama's pace. With his electronic eyes staring at Saitama's leaflet, he took out his notebook and quickly wrote: ”don't treat the enemy differently!”
”Comrade, follow us to publicize. Finally, we have gifts.”
”Gifts?”
Saitama's eyes lit up and shouted, ”homosexuality is innocent, homosexuality is reasonable!”
Snap!
Janos lost his pen. He frowned and thought carefully whether he would continue to worship the teacher. I, Janos, virgin!
However, at the thought of the strong strength of his enemy, he gritted his teeth, picked up the water-based pen, tilted his head and wrote: ”teacher... Fag, I need to learn housework such as laundry and cooking in the future.”
”Comrade, shout harder. After the parade, we will give a gay magazine as a small gift!”
Saitama looks confused, gay magazine?
He turned around and left. He couldn't catch up with the supermarket sale!
But in a moment, he hasn't run to the supermarket.
”Ah!!! There are strange people! ”
”Wow, Scarlett Johnson, you can't escape my palm.”
A loud laugh soared in the street.
”Help!”
A beautiful blonde with delicate appearance, hot figure and fashionable dress staggered out of the cafe, followed by a real freak behind her.
The freak's head is a camera, his chest is a camera, his left and right sides are recording pens, his right hand is a tracker, and his whole body is composed of various paparazzi equipment.
”Is that Scarlett Johnson?”
”Yes, a female star who plays the strongest human in the hero League and is nicknamed the wife of the emperor.”
”Unexpectedly, the female star went to this small cafe to drink coffee.”
The citizens looked at the scene of chicken flying and dog jumping in amazement. After half a ring, ah, no, it's a freak! They finally reacted and began to cry and run away.
”Everybody run!”
”Notify the heroes Association.”
”Cherish life and stay away from female stars.”
”Kaka!”
The freak followed the blonde closely. The camera on his head was turned on. He was shooting continuously, and the camera on his chest kept flashing, forming and drying out photos one by one.
”You can't escape. I'm a tracking maniac. Since I became a member of the paparazzi, I've studied all kinds of tracking skills. Because I'm too persistent, I've become a freak. Wow, there's nothing wrong with becoming a freak. At least my tracking technology has improved greatly.”
The stalker chases the blonde and turns a blind eye to the others.
”Hey, you're not tracking, you're chasing!”