Chapter 34 (2/2)
Adjudicator:
Background: because of the increasing desire of human beings, they constantly destroy the environment in order to meet their desire, and they are born by the will of the earth in order to erase human beings and the harmful civilization created by human beings.
Skill: Ruling: all humans with ”appetite”, ”sexual (crab) desire” and ”killing mind” will be deprived of consciousness and fall into a vegetative state.
Although there is only one single skill, this skill is like a bug for human beings. It is as strong as super alloy, and the black light also falls to the ground in an instant.
Unfortunately, the judge of bug's desire met Saitama of bug and was beaten by Saitama.
Wang Feng sighed with emotion: ”Saitama is really strong enough to break the rules. Well, by the way, a few days have passed. I don't know whether the express mailed to Saitama last time has arrived. The express in this world is really slow, making me want to beat people!”
He turned on the computer and checked the mail. He found that the gift had been mailed. He imagined Saitama's expression after opening the package, um, beautiful.
hey!
After entertaining himself, he cleaned up and was ready to go out. Xiqi called him and asked him to shoot a group of hero public service advertisements at the designated place in M city.
Of course, he also hopes to meet ghost level freaks when he goes out and clean it up with vaccine man cards, which not only does not waste vaccine man cards, but also collects some powerful freak cards to keep him resistant to freaks.
……
meanwhile.
Z City, no man's land, downstairs of Saitama apartment.
Hiss!
Car brakes.
Bang!
The package landed.
”Saitama, you have arrived by mail.”
The postman yelled.
Sudden!
The car left.
This time is obviously much more skilled than the last time. The car of the post office stays for less than half a minute from beginning to end. The name of the ghost area is deeply rooted in the hearts of the people. Every time the postman sends mail to Saitama, he always comes with the determination to die. By the way, he curses the recipient Saitama and the sender Hong Lingjing to die early, so that he doesn't have to risk his life to send mail every time.
”Eh? Anyone here? Who called me? Hello, anyone? Who called me just now? ”
Saitama opened the door to the corridor and looked down. There was no one downstairs, only the marks left by the two brakes. ”Ah, that's... A package? Was it mailed to me? Is it another gift from fans? ”
His dead fish eyes were slightly bright. He turned over from the railing of the corridor, jumped down, stepped on his slippers and came to the package. As expected, it said ”Saitama collection”.
”Hey, another fan sent me a gift.”
He looked happy and rushed back to the room with the package. Although he was a hero with interest, it also made him happy to harvest fans, because it was not only a gift from fans, but also a heavy recognition.
KAKA!
He took off the shell of the package and revealed the exquisite gift box inside. He carefully opened the gift box. In the exquisite gift box, several bottles of shampoo of well-known brands were neatly placed - confident and soft, lasting dandruff removal, Haifei silk with more outstanding hair
Saitama looked confused: ”wash... Shampoo!?”
He only felt the muscles on his face beating, and the word ”well” popped out of his temple, which was the prelude to his violent walk. He endured his broken state of mind and rigidly picked up the note in the gift box:
Dear Saitama, what should I say? I think I owe you too much and can't repay you. After thinking hard, I decided to mail you a few bottles of shampoo full of my heart. Men can have no hair, but they must wash their hair, because without hair, your dandruff will be exposed. If you don't take care of it carefully, it will be despised. In addition, only by washing your hair carefully can you keep your bald head shining and eye-catching, Be a shining... Little sun!
Signer: handsome guy with hair!
”Ah! Ah! Ah ~ ”
Saitama turned into a runaway state of missing the special sale. She tore up the note and sprinkled it into the air. It turned out that the gift was mailed by the handsome guy with hair last time? Why am I so angry? Is it amazing to have hair? Although I'm bald, I'm stronger. Can you get stronger with your hair? Can you?
I'm bald!
(King: having hair is great. You bald head worked hard for three years to become the strongest, while I became the strongest when I lay down. Well, facts have proved that having hair is still powerful!)