Chapter 22 (1/2)

Colson's survey of King's ”imperial mouth gun” came out soon. However, the content of the survey report was not ideal, and the answers of teachers and children were diverse.

Some said: at that time, they only saw King's mouth, and an invisible sound wave spread out like a water wave. The mob even had no chance to respond and fell on the spot.

Invisible sound wave? Good, strong.

Some said: when King pouted, a big red heart kiss flew out and exploded next to the mob.

This, this, this is a little too much!

Some said: I think king is like the creator God. God said: there should be light, so there is light. King said: you deserve to die, so the mob fell.

Huh? Are you big brother? Or sister? Sex doesn't have to be taxed?

Of course, in addition to those teachers who tried to help king speak well because they felt ashamed of king and described king as rare in the earth and heaven and absolutely nothing on the ground, there were a group of innocent children in the kindergarten. Their answers were particularly unified: uncle King spit and killed the bad guy!

”One... One mouthful of spit to kill the mob?”

Hickey glanced at the investigation report and stared at Colson: ”do you think this statement is reliable?”

Colson pushed his glasses and said solemnly, ”minister Sikh, I think the children lack understanding of the world and a considerable reserve of words. They can't use correct words to describe King's moves. In the eyes of the children, only spit comes out of their mouths. Therefore, I think the children's answers can only prove that King's moves are emitted from their mouths, But it can't be used as evidence of specific moves. However, teachers' words have their own opinions, so it's impossible to determine the shape of King's specific moves. ”

”Well, what you said makes sense.” Hickey smiled with satisfaction: ”since we can't figure out the specific moves of king, it's officially named 'Emperor mouth gun' according to Mike's definition, which is written on the official website of the association.”

As one of the signboards of the association, how can King's move be spitting? It's too low and affects the image. Therefore, even if what the children say is true, they will choose to ignore it for the interests and image of the association. They are more willing to believe the exaggerated descriptions of Mike and teachers. Moreover, with King's strength and exaggerated descriptions, the citizens will definitely believe it. Therefore, there is no risk of being questioned.

”By the way, the publicity activities of sunflower kindergarten were not successfully held. Please call king for me and we'll discuss when to carry out hero publicity again.”

”Minister, just call to discuss such a small matter. King is so busy (which eye of yours sees King busy? It's not good for us to disturb him all the time. ”

”No, in addition to the hero publicity activities, I have a creative idea of shooting new advertisements. I have to ask king to come and discuss it.”

”Ha? Minister, how dare you find king to advertise? Aren't you afraid he smashed the headquarters? ” Colson smiled bitterly. Last time King warned them not to mess around again. Minister seach is playing with fire!

”It's all right. I'm shooting a serious hero advertisement this time.”

Sitch stared at King's survey report and a very creative public service advertisement was gradually taking shape in his mind.

”Well, I'll let Mike pick it up.”

Colson reluctantly accepted, praying secretly in his heart that he would not lose his head, otherwise he would pay an extra expense every year to buy Incense and candles for Xiqi to go to the grave.

……

”Ding Dong!”

Wang Feng was playing games at home when someone rang the doorbell.

Click!

”Mike?” After he opened the door, he looked at Mike holding a carton in surprise: ”Why are you here?”

Mike looked at Wang Feng admiringly: ”lord king, Minister Sikh asked me to pick you up to the headquarters and send you the thank-you letters from the sunflower kindergarten teachers and children.”

Wang Feng took the carton and asked casually, ”Oh, what's the matter with me?”