Chapter 16 (2/2)

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Wang Feng watched the ”Weilong” spicy advertisement on TV at home. He hid his face and didn't dare to watch it again. His fame was ruined in this advertisement. Xiqi told him that the hero publicity advertisement was a hot-blooded advertisement.

Lying in the trough and eating spicy strips are really hot. His blood is boiling, his head is sweating, and he is easy to get angry. However, this is different from the hero's hot blood I understand!?

He wanted to cry without tears. He knew it was such an advertisement. He wouldn't shoot it even if he was killed, but at that time, he had to bite his teeth and harden his scalp.

”Well, go out and get some air. I'm going to be depressed.”

Since he shot this ”Weilong” advertisement, he hasn't gone out for several days. For fear of being recognized, he pointed to him and said, ”Hey, isn't that Weilong king?”

Die!

He put on the necessary black cap, covered his face, opened the door and went out.

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Boom!

An explosion sounded. Wang Feng, who had just gone out, stared at the collapsed wall in front of him. Outside the damaged wall, stood a robot full of gun holes.

”Target found, target locked, cannon ready...”

The palm of the robot suddenly ejected a large number of flames. Wang Feng couldn't avoid it and was burned. A burst of fire passed, and Wang Feng's clothes were completely burned, leaving only a pair of four corner underwear alone.

”The target still has vital characteristics, rocket preparation...”

The robot flashes its data eyes and scans the flame for a while. The gun holes all over the body click out, and a yellow fire light is lit in each gun hole.

Boom, boom!

A dozen rockets were sprayed continuously.

”Damn it.”

Wang Feng crossed his arms to block his face. The Rockets arrived in the blink of an eye and all bombarded him.

Boom! Boom!

Bursts of explosions sounded, and the house turned into ruins. Wang Feng stood up panting from the ruins and was blackened. He stared at the robot coldly and shouted, ”who are you? Who sent you? ”

”The target is not dead, the nuclear battery self explosion system is started...”

”Self explosion!?”

Wang Feng was surprised and was ready to avoid. However, the robot rushed over earlier and hugged him. Half a second later

Boom!!

From a distance, a mushroom cloud rose into the sky.

”Asshole!”

In the past, Wang Feng stood steadily on the ruins and stared at a pile of ragged robots. His expression was dignified. His clothes had already been burned out, leaving only a pair of underwear cover that was still intact after the explosion of incendiary guns, rockets and nuclear energy.

At this time, the voice outside the picture broke in: ”Nike underwear is still intact regardless of any artillery fire. It is the underwear that heroes can always rely on.”

”Nice underpants are strong and durable, breathable and refreshing. They are really nice underpants.”

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Ah!?

Wang Feng, who had just opened the door to go out, suddenly heard that the advertisement was broadcast on TV with his back open. He stumbled at his feet and was loveless in an instant. According to the two advertisements proposed by the hero Association, one is a hot-blooded advertisement. Well, the fact is a hot strip advertisement, and the other is a passionate advertisement. Oh, is the underwear advertisement passionate enough?

Well, hero Association, Sikh, I remember you. Don't let me seize the opportunity, or you'll spit blood.

Holding the door, he felt as bad as eating a dead fly, hurt his liver and gallbladder, and vomited blood in his heart.

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No one street in Z city.

Saitama lay obliquely in his quilt, staring at the Nike underwear advertisement on TV. Seeing that the Nike underwear worn by Wang Feng in the advertisement was bombed by gunfire several times, he was still fine. He hung the dead fish eye, scratched his crotch and said to himself, ”the man's underwear is so strong, and I really want one. I don't know if there is a special sale in the supermarket selling Nike underwear...”

Saitama met Wang Feng for the first time in her life. It was actually from the underwear advertisement. This... Is a little embarrassing!