Chapter 8 (1/2)

”Son!!”

Another shrill scream came out.

”Sure enough... Grandpa.”

Wang Feng pulled at the corners of his mouth, ha ha.

The strange man appeared in front of him as if he were wearing a large light yellow finda can. The pull ring was opened on his head and a yellow straw was inserted. His face was old, and the aluminum sheet on his stomach danced with the word ”Fen Da”.

”Son!”

The old Fanta freak pounced sadly on the sprite freak and wailed in pain.

Rub!

Wang Feng subconsciously stepped back and looked awkwardly at the grieving old Fenda freak. He wanted to explain that he was not the murderer, but he was afraid that the more he painted, the darker he became.

”Ah? White matter, my good son!? ”

The old Fanta freak looked up and was about to glare at Wang Feng. Unexpectedly, he looked up and saw the same coke freak not far away.

Uh, wait a minute, good... Good son? Nima, aren't you Grandpa? Shouldn't it be called grandson?

Wang Feng was stunned. If he remembered correctly, the middle-aged sprite freak should be called the son of coke freak just now. How can the old Fenda freak call both sprite freak and coke freak sons? You... Your family relationship is a little messy!

He looked pitifully at the middle-aged sprite freak with a green cover on his head. It was really ”if you want to live a decent life, you must bring some green on your head”!

”You killed my two sons, you... Damn it! Tonight, I'm going to dance at your grave! ”

The boiling sound of ”Gulu” came from the old Fanta freak's can. The steam sound of ”Gulu” came from the yellow straw. After a while, with the sound of ”Gulu”, a ball of yellow liquid the size of a basketball squeezed up from the straw. It felt like inserting a table tennis ball into the slender straw with a tumor in the middle.

”Hiss!”

Wang Feng took a breath of the cold air, and his heart beat faster and made a ”sudden” dull sound. From the situation of coke freaks, their soda is equivalent to gunpowder. With the squeezing method of Fenda freaks squeezing toothpaste, he estimated that he could shoot a shell from the straw and break his fried powder to pieces.

Snow flies in June. I really didn't kill your two sons. Old man, you should calm down!

He quickly waved his hand to deny that he was the murderer, but another sentence ”I didn't kill your son” didn't exit. Suddenly, a ”white angel” appeared in his vision, and an air-conditioning outdoor unit fell from the sky, bang! Suddenly hit the old Fanta freak, and Fanta soda splashed everywhere

”Ah, Kaka!”

However, it is worthy of being a grandfather freak. He was hit by the air conditioner and didn't die at the first time.

”This...”

Wang Feng stared at the struggling old Fenda freak. Do you want to go up and help him? Afraid of being corrupted, forget it!

(warm tip, the description in brackets is a joke version. Please don't worry: ”do you want to come forward and make up a knife? Wait online. It's very urgent. ” Wang Feng takes a photo and sends it to the Internet for help.)

Run! Otherwise, when the old freak gets up later, he will certainly kill himself!

He turned and tried to run away.

”Boom!”

Suddenly, the ”shell” squeezed in the old Fenda freak's straw for a long time. Because the straw was broken by the air conditioner, it couldn't squeeze any more. It was stuck in the middle and couldn't go up or down. After holding it for a while, it exploded and Fenda soda splashed everywhere

Wang Feng looked back foolishly at the farce like scene. The old Fenda freak was blown up by his ”shell”, Fenda soda spilled all over the floor, and carbonated drinks bubbled.

”Ding Dong, there are strange people cards nearby that can be converted. Please go to convert.”

”Today is April Fool's day? Are people making fun of their lives? ”

He couldn't laugh or cry. The three of his family fell into the sky for no reason. Sure enough, it's reasonable for our teacher to teach us to be careful of the sky.

”Rest in peace!”

He came forward and touched an old Fenda freak and got a two-star card, Fenda freak. At the same time, he found that the shell of the old Fenda freak was made of aluminum. No wonder he had a higher defense than sprite freak and coke freak.

He glanced at the air conditioner. The bullet marks on the bracket made him speechless. Others called Keng dad Keng dad all day. In fact, they were just complaining. However, the coke freak was a real Keng dad, and two dads died. It was a sin.