Chapter 2997 (2/2)
Zen Rick didn't urge him either, but he still took modi to practice yoga with indifference, and he still yelled slogans: ”Hoo! Suck, suck, suck, suck... ”
And all around the mortis there was a strong vacuum pumping sound.
Hiss, hiss, hiss!!!
Just listen to the voice to know how energetic, modi's heart was confused, but remember those comrades who died before were still watching him in the sky, he still rely on the last willpower, covered his ears, head and ran down the mountain.
He told himself that it would be too much not to degenerate.
So he ran out 50 meters with his head in his arms. He left Rick's sphere of influence and sat down on a bench. He rubbed his head in pain. The sucking sound of magic still reverberated in his head, like the sound of brainwashing.
”God! What shall I do? How can we get out of this nightmare? ”
He looked up at the sky, and the sky also had a rainstorm, which instantly made him a drowned man, just as he is now in the mood.
But God, modi was scolded by him before. Now he won't come back to scold him. It's only a one-man show
Or not?
”Morty, can you hear me?”
Just as modi was dancing in the rain by himself, the sound of mystery came from the sky. It was strange, not any Rick he knew.
”Who is it? Super powers? Mutants? Superman? Jedi? Tiger potato chip girl
Modi is very familiar with the passers-by, aliens, parallel cosmonauts, and immediately makes a series of guesses about the owner of the mysterious voice. By the way, he also exposes his XP.
The so-called tiger potato girl is actually a TV advertising figure selling potato chips. She is a blonde with eyes closed, forward and backward, and wearing a tiger swimsuit.
The advertisement says that as long as you eat enough tiger chips, you can get a chance to kiss the potato chip girl.
Morty always thought the company was trustworthy because they promised to donate one billionth of their sales profits to the disabled people's Federation, and the tiger girl in the advertisement was blind.
So she's going to stare at them. It must be true.
Anyway, it doesn't matter whether you are blind or not. As long as you are big, that's what modi wants.
”The maggot on the sperm brain, my voice can't be a woman, can it?” Enigma's voice directly scolded, a pair of hate iron not steel tone: ”I'm your uncle Rick, you can also call me the knell Rick.”
”Er... You're Rick in the funeral business?” Morty couldn't understand why Rick didn't show up.
”... no! I've been watching you all the time, including other ricks. I'm very satisfied with your performance. I'd like to make a deal with you The voice who called himself Rick, the knell bell, spoke and gave a choice in anger: ”I can show you my sincerity and tell you a secret before you decide whether to cooperate with me.”
”What's the secret? I'll listen first. ” The wise face of Tibetan fox.
After a brief silence, the knell answered:
”In fact, you are now living in a fictional digital world. Everything around you is not real. You have to find the nearest female toilet and get out of there through the toilet like transmission device! I'm waiting for you in reality... ”