Chapter 2525 (1/2)
Peter meets Jessica, and gives the last villain LMD in his hand to the agent with hair loss. He excuses that he wants to go home to sleep and leaves alone.
Because the strange man in the headset asked him to act alone and not to tell anyone about his existence, otherwise he would impersonate Peter and send a short message to five ”secret love” girlfriends.
This can frighten the bug, can only obey the evil bat shadow.
After all, they just want him to patrol with them, not to do anything bad. There's no need to make a scene.
So he swung out of the park, found a building on the roof, squatted down, pressed the earphone on his ear and said:
”rich man, I'm out, where are you?”
”Behind you.”
It was not through headphones, but directly in the back of Peter's head.
The startled bug almost fell off the rooftop of a tall building, but he was caught by the other party and pulled back. He angrily shook off his hand and quickly nagged:
”do you know that people can be scared to death if they are scared? Do you walk soundlessly? And this is the 70th floor! I just decided to come up to see the scenery. How did you suddenly appear behind me? ”
”Because... I'm Batman!”
In this way, the shadow fooled him, without any explanation, except for the code number.
But Peter accepted it, nodding his head vaguely: ”so you're Batman, not some laughing bat, right? I say, you always turn your mouth down, and you don't look like a smiling person. ”
”I never laugh.” Batman shook his head. He also came to the edge of the roof and squatted down, looking at the familiar and strange new York: ”the bat of laughter mentioned before is the enemy of me and the bereaved, my evil twin from a parallel world, but he has been completely obliterated by the knell.”
Peter also squatted beside Batman, but compared with Batman's one knee and half kneeling posture, he had his legs curled and his arms drooped between his legs. If he had a roll of toilet paper in his hand, it would be like ”what's that?”.
”So you're testing me? If I let anyone know the code name of the laughing bat, do you think it will lead to the death knell to receive you? You said parallel world, so you and he are different world people? Are you villagers? No wonder, man, he feels as dark as you do. ”
Facing Peter, who is smart enough to understand multiple settings, Batman shakes his head and selectively explains one of the questions:
”all of you must be under the monitoring of the death knell. He knows me, and the satellite can see me saying that with you in the street. I do this more to prove from the side that my present mental state is for the death knell. He did not come, and it also proves that others are not on the earth now. ”
Peter punched the palm of his hand with his fist and pointed to the sky with his finger: ”I see. You've made a joke about wolf coming to big brother. Wait, maybe it's an immoral joke about the dead? ”
”Come on, take me your patrol route.”
Batman, however, stopped explaining. He stood up and hugged Peter from behind.
In the dark, the two dark figures seemed to be connected, and the cloak covered their bodies...
”!”
The bug immediately struggled to get rid of himself. After he got away, he kept rubbing his arm and pressing down his goose bumps:
”you said you wanted to hire me as a tour guide, but I didn't expect that you were looking for a kind of” tour guide ”! I'm sorry, boss. I don't like men. Although you are very handsome just by looking at your chin and eyes, I can't do it. Maybe you can go to the death waiter to try. He'll be an old man as soon as he says it. ”