Chapter 2496 (1/2)
The captain is also planning to give full play to everyone's expertise and advantages, while minimizing the unnecessary time spent on the road.
”Captain, let me go too?” Wade saluted Steve like a soldier, then grinned and rubbed his fingers: ”you see, you don't have enough hands, and I'm an excellent mercenary, you know, suck!”
I don't know what he thought. He just sold the headless machine Frey to Tony, and then counted several piles of banknotes. He salivated again.
The captain of the United States took a look at the dead man. He was always wary of this guy who claimed to be the cousin of the death knell.
Not to mention anything else, this man just smells like a mental patient, with the smell of urine and other excrement on his body, and it's like the rotten viscera of a dead rat mixed with durian sauce heated in an oven.
If you listen to him speak again, it will be more like mental illness.
But maybe...
”it's not impossible to join.” Steve handed the map to Bucky and asked him to arrange the details. He said to the waiter himself, ”but I have to ask you a few questions to judge whether you can be our teammate first.”
”I understand. It's reasonable for you to worry that I will suddenly become a werewolf and kill you all. But can we skip this step? I don't feel very well in my rectum today, but if you insist, you can put your finger in and be light
Wade nodded. He turned and was about to take off his pants.
Steve quickly stopped him, wrote down the whip leg, tripped the slut, and called the Falcon and eagle eye to come over and hold his limbs.
”Pay attention to the language! It's not that kind of test, I'm just asking you questions! ”
”Q & a game? As early as I said, why do I need some strong men to hold me down? I thought you were going to take my eggs. ” The dead servant was relieved, and the little white eyes on the mask were also relaxed: ”do you want to ask directly or go through the process? I've got my own pen and paper, rocket pilot. Is it convenient for you to take it out of my underwear? ”
Sam retched when he was asked. I'm afraid only Steve's willpower can stand it?
Hawk Eye and I have just come into contact with this man. When we press the red and black uniform, our hands are stained with blood. The smell is even stronger. We can't hold on for long!
Steve knew he couldn't delay, and he couldn't stand the disgust. The waiters were still wriggling around like maggots, and the sewage overflowed.
”I ask you, what would you do if I asked you to go with me and the black widow to recapture aegis headquarters?”
”Find the Arsenal first, then detonate the nuclear bomb in it, and send all the Hydra to the sky in a local plane. As for the loyal officials of the aegis, they should be regarded as sacrificing for the protection of the earth, and set up a monument for them when they are finished?”
The dead waiter gave the answer without thinking about it, and looked at the captain shyly with a look of waiting for praise.
This is not the answer Steve wants. He thinks that mercenaries are still soldiers and can say ”all actions are under your command”. I didn't expect that the dead waiter has such a strong subjective initiative...
but I don't want to take the initiative!
He shook his head and asked another question: ”what if you and iron man and their technology team go to the world to search for and capture the Scrooges? This time, don't say to blow up the earth with a nuclear bomb. ”
The dead waiter opened his eyes wide and calmly got rid of the shackles of hawk eyes and falcons through ”molting”. He stood up and pointed to his bare rotten chest.
”Nuke washes the ground? Captain, do you think I'm that kind of lunatic? ” He shook his head repeatedly, showing great disappointment: ”if I want to deal with the sloughs, I will choose to find out their queen first, and then completely subdue her, and make the process into hundreds of episodes of continuous ethical drama, which will be broadcast all over the world, so that all the sloughs will understand that I am their father!”