Chapter 2049 (1/2)

”Wade Wilson, Deacon Gunda, attack!”

He didn't know what dirty things were attached to him. He first uttered the lines of shame, and then imitated the ”wheezing” sound of flying, and rushed out of the shelter with two legs.

The river was still so calm that wade ran and jumped into it. He was going to wade through it.

In the ideal plan, he will compare the middle finger to bear, the other party will be very angry, and therefore will rush to him.

In this way, if both sides are running, they should meet in the middle of the river. When they have a sliding shovel, the blood and viscera in the bear's belly will be taken away by the running water, and their new clothes will not be dirty.

Perfect plan.

But if there is no plot rationality gem, many things will not be transferred by his subjective consciousness.

”Go! Kill! Gululu... ”

he took a dagger in his right hand, and his left hand was out of the middle finger. He rushed to the opposite side of the river with a loud cry, and then he sank.

The river was much deeper than he thought, and went straight over his head, leaving only a string of bubbles rising from below.

On the other side of the river, the bear scratched his ears and turned his head to look at this side. His eyes were confused. He seemed to have heard something and felt a kind of inexplicable anger.

But how come you didn't pinch anything?

Come on, let's take a look at these fish and choose a fatter one.

Su Ming, who was still hiding in the Bush behind Wade, sighed. He knew that his cousin would be like this. But it doesn't matter. It's OK to run across the river. Diving and swimming are compulsory lessons for mercenaries anyway.

But is the valet really what he thinks?

In fact, it's not the same. Wade emerges from the water in the middle of the river. He takes the classic posture of Marilyn Monroe and jumps into the water ballet like a lotus.

One is the upper body wriggling back and forth, and the other is the legs coming out of the water and rotating back and forth. Even through the red and black mask, you can see his face with a professional athlete's fake smile.

”Wade?”

Su Ming crooked his head and called, feeling tired.

”Oh

My cousin actually heard that. He seemed to suddenly think of his current task and began to swim to the brown bear.

When he climbed up the opposite river bank with a dagger in his mouth, he shook his butt like a wild dog to shake off the water stains. The water drops in the sun formed a rainbow.

But the brown bear didn't cooperate at all. Instead of rushing at him, he stood up warily.

That's what wildlife is like. Many species stand upright to increase their visual cross-sectional area and make them look bigger, which can scare off many enemies.

Although the Chamberlain was washed clean last night, it was true that, as the night passed, his rotting body was emitting all kinds of delicate fragrance.

Bears generally have a super sensitive sense of smell, among which polar bears are the best. They are seven times as olfactory as dogs. They can smell the bloody smell 10 kilometers away in the complex environment of wind and snow, while the North American brown bear can smell the honey sweetness three kilometers away.

The brown bear who is preparing to eat meets a valet. Can you make this kind of thing close to him?

Seeing that the brown bear did not move, Wade did not intend to change his plan. In any case, according to the theory of relativity, as long as he accelerated, the other party slowed down.

So the valedictorian charged, and with a sledgehammer on the gravel beach, he cut the eggs off with a knife as he passed between the bear's upright legs.

”Ouch