Chapter 1694 (1/2)
Harry didn't know how to explain to Ron that Muggle funerals were not like this most of the time.
Because after regulles was buried, Ron was obviously still in the middle of another dance funeral.
Ginny went to chat with her schoolsister. I wonder if she asked Miss Granger the same question. Harry could see that Hermione was forced to smile.
At this moment, Harry felt that he and genius had something in common, that is, they would have difficulty in arguing.
The professor and the strange witches were obviously misled by Professor Wilson. They thought that Muggle's funeral was like this, and they believed it, and planned to arrange it after their death.
Once people have formed a fixed cognition, it is difficult to change. Dumbledore's expression shows that the headmaster is totally addicted to the coffin dance!
Although Harry realized that Professor Wilson was an absolute monster in physical education class, he didn't expect that he would not miss other people's funerals...
but why did he feel happy?
Even if you go back to the gun shop, your feet are still shaking?
Harry quickly shook his head and shook his inexplicable thoughts out of his head. He didn't want to admit that he wanted to be sent away with such pleasure.
But if they die, good brothers and Godfather should still cry?
He thought about it and asked, ”Ron, would you be sad if I died?”
”Of course, man.” Ron was wrestling with a piece of Zizi honey candy with his teeth, and he said vaguely, ”didn't you notice that our family has exactly seven children? Let Ginny lead the dance in front and our six brothers will carry the coffin for you. Don't worry, I promise we will all smile, sing and dance, and let no one see my sadness and unwillingness. ”
”Thank you.”
Harry covered his forehead and squeezed a word out of his teeth.
The freckled boy didn't notice. He was still on his strength. The music was still playing back in his mind. He shook his shoulder and said:
”do you think you can play more tricks with the coffin if you use magic? For example, it's good to use metamorphosis to make the coffin grow hands and feet, and carry you to a warm Samba dance at the same time, isn't it very good? I have decided to set up a coffin carrying team after graduation, and strive for the progress of funeral career in the magic world for life
Harry, who was almost speechless, took a deep breath: ”you're happy, but I think I'd better cremate myself. I don't believe in religion, and I don't need to be buried...”
red haired Ron was stunned and suddenly hit his hand with his fist:
”wonderful! You're a genius, so I don't have to worry about the manpower problem! ”
In the following days, Mr. porter had a much easier time. After leaving the Dursleys, he didn't want to go back for a short time.
This time, Dumbledore also became the default attitude. He seemed to have not seen it. Sirius opened a single room for Harry in the broken cauldron bar and stayed down.
Harry was so happy that he could get up and spend money to eat every day. Then he went to Diagon Alley to have a good time. Even if he went to the animal store to see the magical animals, it was better than watching his cousin's face at home.
What's more, Sirius has already bought tickets for the Quidditch World Cup finals. The Black family has a lot of savings, and his godfather is also a big spender. He is said to have bought a good position.
Harry and the Ron family have made an appointment to go to the game together.
The adults were busy, and their parents gave Harry a lot of legacy. So in the summer vacation of the third grade, the boy who survived the disaster had a real holiday in Diagon Alley alone.
He even became slower than before, spending a lot of time in the ice cream shop every day.
In fact, he is also thinking that Ron has the direction after graduation. After all, he is in the fourth grade at the beginning of school, and he will graduate in three years, which is very fast.
But what should I do after graduation?