Chapter 1676 (1/2)
”I've never been on a plane before. It's totally different.”
Unlike some wizard, little Hermione was still in high spirits when she got off the plane. She seemed very excited and talked to the professors around her. She even looked down from the small porthole all the way.
In fact, Su Ming and Snape went to the United States by Virgin Airlines first class. They enjoyed the same royal treatment. Snape vomited all the way.
This time, the flight with Hermione was easyJet, and the treatment was 18000 miles worse.
Even though easyJet was founded a few years earlier than suming's previous life, easyJet is still the cheapest airline in the UK, claiming to ”never provide unnecessary services to passengers”.
They don't divide cabins. All the guests sit together. They don't have a booking system. They have to go to the airport counter to buy tickets. They don't accept telephone booking or agency services.
Check in luggage does not guarantee the safety of the luggage, loss or damage is a common occurrence, and we are not responsible for it.
There is no food, drink, vomit bag or anything like that on the plane. Do you want blankets and friendly service? Sorry, no, there are only six people in a crew, two captains, two stewardesses and two security guards. What else do you want?
A stewardess is more like a silly white sweet. I heard that there was a person who had no legs and got on the plane in a wheelchair. The stewardess took away the wheelchair and asked the guests to ask the law enforcement agency to prove that they were disabled before they could return it. Otherwise, they were suspected of carrying weapons.
The captains will read novels, tell jokes, make fun of each other, or play chess on the central control console. If they feel tired, they will even temporarily land and strike.
In short, you think that the exaggeration and dramatic behavior of this airline can all be done in reality, and taking their flight is comparable to joining a circus.
But this company also has advantages, that is, it's cheap. Flying from London to Paris is only 50 pounds per person. It's cheaper than taking a boat and a car. To translate it into ten jingarons, it's a little girl's pocket money level.
And because the company's brain circuits are abnormal from top to bottom, terrorists will not hijack his family's plane and lose the man.
Even Su Ming was wrong with the airline. He took Hermione on the plane to show her the fatigue of the poor people at the bottom of the society who were sleepy during the journey, and to learn the truth that ”poverty is illness”, and therefore to have a good memory of it.
What about the results? The flight attendants and security guards held a Christmas party in the cabin ahead of time, singing and dancing, performing acrobatic somersaults, making it look like the carnival of the people in the bottom cabin of the Titanic movie.
Everyone was very excited. The passengers took out the low-cost liquor from the box they carried with them. Almost everyone took them with them. After drinking, they were very happy. Strangers sang jingle bells and God bless the queen...
this did not have educational effect at all!
Even Hermione is still happy. When she leaves the terminal, she still says that she likes the company's orange plane and feels warm.
Paris de Gaulle airport can be regarded as one of the busiest airports in Europe, with an annual passenger flow of 600 million people, and the population of France itself was only 56 million in 1992.
At this time, near Christmas, people from all over the country or transfer from one place to another come and go. There are all kinds of farewell and reunion in the hall.