Chapter 1407 (2/2)
The clown was a little lost, but he soon got up and gave out a chuckle: ”sure enough, it's the old joke about pulling ladder that I told you after I broke Barbara's spine? I think so too. Do you think I'll make it again? ”
”You dare not.”
”No? I? Ah? Gaga... Oh, dear bat, do you know what I like most about you? That is, no matter when and where, you can always make me laugh... ”The clown sent out that the whole person was lying on the ground, Batman's body was curled up into shrimps, his legs were kicking in the air, but the next second, the laughter suddenly stopped, and the voice became gloomy:” there is nothing I dare not do! ””If you dare to do anything against Zhenglian or my friends, my backhand will start, and the destruction Corps will immediately lock me in and let me die in Luther's hands. That's not what you want.”
Batman is still calm. Since he dares to negotiate with the clown to share a body, he has a plan.
The clown laughed again and pounded the ground with his fist. The whole person was breathless and looked at the dark ceiling:
”Oh, no! Please, I beg the ball, please don't make me laugh, ha ha ha ha! When you say you have friends, it's like scratching my feet with feathers. Recognize the reality, bat! We are a kind of people, others are just human tools. ”
”...”
at present, the only part Batman can control is his mouth, but he often chooses to be silent.
It is very uncomfortable to share a body with the clown. Fortunately, he has agreed to his own conditions. In this form of coexistence, the bat's independent thinking ability has been preserved, and he is not completely crazy.
It's talking to yourself. It looks like a split personality.
But that's enough. As long as Batman has such a level, Batman is confident to beat the laughing bat. But these days, the clown has been abusing the body, taking drugs and drinking alcohol, and suffering from several infectious diseases.
For example, in order to have fun, I deliberately let a mad dog bite on the roadside, or deliberately touch high-voltage electricity for fun.
The clown always screams with joy when he feels the pain brought by his body.
Batman only acquiesces to this, and in exchange, he lets the clown take him with him and start to implement the plan.
The clown played for fun, but it was true that he wanted to kill the heart of laughter. So after the main world arranged some things, he controlled the body to come to the earth minus three.
Pepatou is not strong. It's very dangerous. Whether the universe can be saved or not, these clowns don't care. He just enjoys the wonderful time with bats. To be honest, he thinks he should have done so long ago.
Looking at the chaos and massacre of people on the street, he recalled the beautiful life of Gotham. The flying bullets and the scream before death were his lost youth.
”Well, there's a river of blood on the street now. It's meaningless to kill people simply. There's no sense of beauty and no fun... Because of your good jokes, where do you want to go next? How about ice cream? ”
The clown got up like nothing, and the moonlight was shining on his face through the window.
The second half of Batman's face, which never had any expression, was wearing a huge smile:
”go to Gotham and find Xiaoxiong.”
”Ah, wise choice, Xiaoxiong has never been in the same mind with Chaoba. And Gotham's ice cream is the best. Now we only have one mouth, so we can save two dollars. Gaga...
the clown was very happy, and resolutely raised his hand to shoot the bat hook rope and went to the rooftop to catch a bat plane.
”...”
Batman is still silent. Although the existence of clowns makes him on the verge of madness, this state is the most appropriate state of ”anti laughter”.
If you want to win, there must be a price, he knows very well.