Chapter 1027 (1/2)
”Come on, what are you going to do for me? As you can see, I'm enjoying my vacation. ” Su Ming changed into a reclining chair and lay on it with sunglasses, and his hand was on the sword. ”And you're just like the excrement of a wild dog eating a moldy burrito. Give me a reason not to chop your stuffing.”
Wade, whose head was a little smaller than the bottom, spread out his hand, opened his box and found a new pair of sunglasses.
”Me? Of course, I came to see you for a holiday. You gave me some commission before. As a result, I found that the purchasing power of TMD dollars decreased faster than that of elephant diarrhea. So I decided to spend that money in this era, so that I would not lose money. ”
With that, Wade patted his belt.
”No, isn't there anything else you can do? You're not going to avenge him for killing Spiderman? ” Su Ming didn't want to go on holiday with the bodyguard at all, and the gin not far away obviously didn't want to.
While it's nice to spend a holiday with family, it doesn't apply to the Wilson family.
To be honest, Su Ming would rather play beach volleyball with the clown than bask in the sun with the stinky Wade.
”Oh, the purple cable? I got him. Originally, I planned to pull up a team and beat him up in the traditional way of superheroes. But when we got together, we found that, ooh! Avengers, they have to use some quantum technology to go back to the past. What about infinite gems and gloves? It's too troublesome. Do you remember my hot chica
The death attendant took out an inflatable sofa from the small box, inflated it with a pump and put it on the beach. The colorful and patchy things were very incompatible with the surrounding environment:
”the last time you stabbed me in the fairy palace, the one I saw in my dream, I tried to find her again after I went back. I didn't want to talk to her about the problems I was facing I've solved it. She's a goddess. ”
Yes, Su Ming experimented with the tears of death on Wade, and he did see death.
”Death helped you get rid of bully, didn't you?” Su Ming sighed: ”actually you didn't do anything.”
”How can you say that?! I've really done it, and it's been a long time! ” Wade hands akimbo, slowly rowing around: ”you and team leader, they do not know how much I have paid for the world, if not for my efforts, she would help the earth? Now just think about it, I feel pain in my waist and abdomen
As he said that, his expression became more and more obscene, so that his mouth water.
”Well, cover your face first, and then I'll give you some money. You can play somewhere else. Don't bother me.” Su Ming put his hand on his forehead and closed his eyes. The sun was warm. He didn't want to move during the day.
Wade sat down on his inflatable sofa and moved closer like a crab, with a flattering smile: ”well, can you give me a few more of your dagger? I haven't come to say thank you to her
”Only the dead can see death. In concept, you can't die. I'm afraid the tears of death can't have a second effect on you, because one can't die twice.” Su Ming motioned wade to look down. The dagger had been stabbed in his belly.
The Deacon lowered his head, and sure enough, on the familiar dagger, the beautiful owl statue seemed to be watching him smile.
”Wow, the speed of your hand sliding is so fast. Although I feel so painful, I can't really die. Alas...”
Su Ming drew out the dagger, threw the blood on it, and wiped it on the beach, letting the strangulation help bury the poisonous blood deeply: ”don't you have a reasonable stone, try that one.”
Wade's avocado face showed a helpless expression. He pulled out a diamond shaped transparent crystal: ”well, it seems to be out of power.”
”Does infinite gem use electricity? Are you teasing me? ” Su Ming picked up the transparent crystal, but there was no energy fluctuation at this time, just like a piece of plastic.
”Last time I went to see chica with it, and then I came home and suddenly thought, if I use it so frequently, will it run out of energy? Like a mobile phone, it should be dimmed when it runs out of energy? ”
Wade tucked his intestines back into his belly, pulled the stapler out of his pants pocket and connected it to his belly.
”But you forget that the jewel is still in your hand, and then it fulfills your wish. When there is no electricity, everything is so reasonable.” Su Ming has already guessed the development of things.
”Yes, that's right.” Wade took the gem back into his crotch and rubbed his face: ”so I want to find a way to see chica again. My heart needs comfort. Slade, in my heart, you are so great and omnipotent, so I come to you.”
With that, he put his hands together in front of his chest like a little girl, shaking his body from side to side, and his affectionate little eyes quickly blinked at Su Ming.
”Bang!”
Su Ming turned his head to retch, hanged and shot Wade's head again.
A few minutes later, the body of the valet sat up.”I also want symbiosis.” Wade's head is a little smaller, he said admiringly as he put on new sunglasses.
Su Ming pinched the bridge of his nose in a headache. The mangy dog didn't seem to be able to leave: ”do your other girlfriends know you're out looking for death?”