Chapter 613 (1/2)
He didn't want to sit on the sofa because there were several pairs of red and black underwear on it.
Do you think it's a valedictorian panty? Not really.
Wade's underwear was bought in the small supermarket on the street, 10 dollars a big bag, 40 pieces, all in white style.
Now the red should be bloodstains, black... Black cables don't want to know what it is. These underpants are hard in the air after wearing them for a long time. They are upright and angular like sharp traps.
The dust in the sun is very clear, they slowly fall on the sharp corner of the underwear.
”I thought you should move out at this point in time.” Cable look around, simply sat on the side of the table, although a little greasy, but the degree of greasy is similar to the sofa.
”Originally, I moved out, but Vanessa is not at home every day. At least there is still Ah Fu with me here. Sometimes loneliness really drives people crazy. Can you see my inner loneliness and despair? Oh, little cable, you can't see. I've always been like a sunny man. ”
”Don't call me a tightrope, damn it.”
”Why not? Scott and chin are of a generation. You should have called me uncle. Well, uncle Wade, it sounds good. It's like Uncle Sam, ineedyo! What about? Do you want to join the army? ”
Wade did not know where to pull out a tall top hat with stars and stripes on it, put it on his head, got up from the ground, and made the action of recruitment posters during World War II.
”Wrong. The flag on the hat is Cuban.”
”Is there a difference? I love the United States, because the police here used to be there a long time later, but I also like Cuban cigars and warm latin girls with dark skin. By the way, now that we have money, how about going to Cuba? You seem to be a little old, but it doesn't matter. If I paint you purple, both men and women will scream for you
”May I remind you? This is the period of the Infinite War. All living things in the universe have disappeared by 50%. We should go to mieba and settle accounts with him instead of dressing me up as mieba. What's more, I'm not like him at all. ”
Tightrope stared at Wade with a blank expression, looking at him with disdain.
The Chamberlain held his chin and thought for a moment. It seemed that there was such a thing. He forgot some things during the World War II trip: ”yes, you reminded me. You killed Peter, you beast!”
”Again, it's mieba, not me.” Cable began to check his weapons and wade had to move whether he went or not.
”You don't understand. You and mieba are both played by Josh Brolin. I've seen your bed play with the Scarlet Witch, whew...” wade winked at him and wiped his nose, but soon came up with a new idea: ”if I jump out of the script and kill Josh, you and mieba will no longer exist. Are you willing to sacrifice for our world?”
Cable stood up and went to the death attendant and looked down at Wade. ”I don't know what you mean by actor Terrier, but I'm really alive. I'm a completely different individual from mieba.”
Wade wiped the saliva from his face, and suddenly turned his hand back. He pinched the two points on the cable's chest. He pinched it like a bean, and he made a ”toot” sound in his mouth.
”Your metal half has a doorbell button? How can I believe you're real? But I don't think ah Fu can tell the material of the button. Do you want to date her? ”
Ah Fu, the Chamberlain's roommate, is a beautiful woman. Of course, she needs to add a premise, that is, ”60 years ago.”.
Now she is just a black blind old lady who looks very ordinary.
It's just that if you hear her full name, you won't think she's so ordinary. Her full name is Asher el, and she's called ”Er Er er.”.
She claimed to be a former SSR field agent, had participated in World War II, had dated Captain America, and she really knew Peggy and Lorraine.
But Wade thought she might have been a hydra, a mutant, or a Kryptonian who had sneaked in with his cousin, because he was sure that her eyes could fire a red laser.
Who believes in ordinary people? With so much medicine under the floor, it's time for ordinary people to enjoy her every meal.
In order to keep her secret, Wade called her ”Ah Fu” and appointed her as his housekeeper. Of course, this was his unilateral decision.
”Are you crazy? Now I'm going to the Yankees stadium to find the captain of the United States. Are you coming? ”
Cable has lost patience, he is ready to leave the valet to work alone, when the valet is crazy, it is really difficult to communicate.
”Well, well, seriously, you don't have a sense of humor. It's going to lose popularity.” Wade put on his headgear and nodded helplessly: ”the taxi is on the street outside the door, and my arms should also be on the car. The good news is that half of the people in New York have disappeared. The traffic situation has greatly eased. I want to keep the status quo.””But at least half of your goals and clients are dead, which means that your income is halved.” The cable points to the crux of the problem.
”Falk! Take me to Captain America. I'm going to use mieba's headless corpse to vent the fire tonight. ”
When he heard that his income was halved, the valet was more active than anyone else. He rushed out the door, and the cable couldn't even keep up with him.
In an empty street, Du punde, an Indian driver, is shaking his head to listen to the classic old songs. In his car, he is made of ”Narcissus daydream” produced by New Delhi, so that he can be immune to the smell of death attendants and just walk along the Ganges River.
The valet galloped in, pulled the door straight to the co pilot, panting violently.
”Hoo Hoo... Drive.”
And the driver looked at the cable running from the other side of the street? How can you send a telegram to kill the death attendant?
However, he didn't think much about it. Instead, he stepped on the accelerator and the car rushed out like a rocket.