Chapter 696 Very Cheap Codfish (1/2)
Chapter 696: Very Cheap Codfish
Translator: Nyoi-Bo StudioEditor: Nyoi-Bo Studio
The reason Li Du wanted to scare Hans was that he didn't want any trouble caused in his hometown.
He understood very well the kind of a person Hans was. Hans was a playboy, faithless lover, genitalia in human form, self-propelled biological cannon, and male lead of a real-life pornographic film.
When they had first met each other, Hans was most adept at making booty calls and hiring prostitutes. He only began slowing down a little when the storage unit business picked up as he was busy finding customers and information on storage units.
Li Du did not want Hans to cause any trouble in his hometown. In due course, when the lady and her family were unable to find Hans, who had left far away to America, but was able to find out where he had stayed, there would be trouble.
He'd tried various means of getting Hans to give up on meeting the lady, but it was very difficult getting him to do so. As Hans had become very bored with his stay here, how could he give up so easily when he had finally found something interesting to do?
Nonetheless, he was very sharp and understood what Li Du was worried about. He swore, ”God knows, the relationship between the teacher and me is an innocent one. I will definitely not get intimate with her!”
When Li Du looked at him in a doubtful manner, Hans became anxious. ”You don't trust me? I have already sworn!”
”What use is there in swearing? When did you start believing in a religion? If you don't believe in any religion, what binding force is there in swearing to God?” He continued to stare at Hans doubtfully.
”True,” Hans chuckled. ”Anyways, you have to trust me since we're brothers.”
”You are right,” Li Du said in a clear-cut manner. ”We are brothers. That's why I trust you. However, if you can't walk the walk, we won't be brothers anymore. In the future, I won't trust you again!”
The binding force of his words was much stronger than swearing to God. Hans was suddenly disheartened. ”D*mn it, aren't you acting a little too serious?”
”You can fool around in America however you like, but you cannot do that here. I cannot let my parents take the blame for our mess.”
”Okay,” Hans responded helplessly. ”I understand.”
”Are you still going to meet your beautiful female teacher?” Li Du asked, grinning.
Hans nodded listlessly. ”I'm Going. I've already made an appointment with her. I can't go back on my word. Just let us develop a good teacher-student relationship.”
Li Du patted him on his shoulder and comforted him. ”Properly learn Chinese from her. I have a feeling that she can teach pretty well. You have learned the rudiments of Chinese.”
Hearing his words, Hans became happy again. ”Right? I have learned a lot of things and have also learned how to resolve a conflict with a Chinese in case I get into one.”
”How?” Li Du asked curiously.
He didn't even know what to do after getting into a conflict with a fellow countryman, and it seemed to him that fists and money were the best way to resolve a conflict.
Hans clenched his fist tightly. ”F*ck your mother who is a Japanese ghost!”
Li Du was speechless.
After Hans agreed to his request of not fooling around, Li Du drove the three of them to the provincial capital, Jin Jing.
When the car entered the town area of Jin Jing, Li Du readied the GPS to guide him to Normal University.
Hans said, ”Let's eat first, I'm a little hungry.”
Li Du was puzzled. ”You're not planning to treat your teacher to a meal?”
”Of course I must treat her,” Hans replied. ”However, it's at night. Our appointment is for dinner.”
Li Du understood what was going on: this rascal had come up with a plan. He would invite the lady for dinner before engaging in an entertaining activity. After which, when the both of them became drunk and weak, he would get a room straight away. Li Du could see his plan very clearly.
”Change it to lunch. Let's eat dinner together!” He was prepared to strangle Hans's dirty idea to death in its cradle.