Chapter 271 The Brilliant Big Fox (1/2)
Chapter 271: The Brilliant Big Fox
Translator: Nyoi-Bo StudioEditor: Nyoi-Bo Studio
When Hans called Li Du, he heard the wails of a raccoon coming from the phone. He asked curiously, ”What are you doing over there?”
”I’m teaching Ah Meow and Crispy Noodles some manners!” Li Du said angrily. ”These two b*stards learned how to steal food!”
Although Ah Meow acted as if it were wronged, it wasn’t exactly free of guilt; from the way it had been acting in the video, it had wanted to steal some fish as well.
However, Crispy Noodles did it, and Ah Meow didn’t.
He recounted the incident to Hans, and Hans burst into laughter. ”Sorry, I can’t believe it. I don’t believe that they are so intelligent.”
”I wasn’t counting on you to believe it. So, what are you calling me for?” Li Du asked.
”I’ve heard of a club that hired a few young Japanese girls, most of them around 20. They’ll melt with just one touch—how bout it? Wanna have a go?”
*F*ck you, you horndog,” Li Du shouted, ”are you crazy? You called me for this? I’m not interested!”
”Haha, I’m just playing with you,” Hans laughed. ”I have good news—the distilling boiler that we got, I’ve found us a buyer.”
”My God, that fast?” Li Du said in surprise. ”You’re getting really quick at this!”
Although they had procured the distilling boiler a few days ago, it was only yesterday that they realized that it was made of silver. They could not sell it at the original, much lower, price that they thought it was worth.
”Yeah, yeah, I’m as fast as The Flash,” Hans said. ”Come quickly. This time, I’ve really outdone myself. Man, you have to come over and see!”
Li Du dropped the slipper he had been holding and pointed to Crispy Noodles and Ah Meow. ”Count yourselves lucky today—I have something to do now—but don’t think this is over! You guys are grounded for the day!”
”Meoplaining at the sight of him. ”What took you so long?”
”I couldn’t get a taxi,” Li Du said helplessly. ”In such heavy rain, you can’t expect me to just walk here. Cut the crap, and let’s talk business.”
When it came to business, Hans switched to his chirpy self. He rubbed his nose and said, ”Okay, after waking up, I went to buy a kit to test the silver. Guess how it went?”
”Those columns are all silver,” Li Du said.
Hans shrugged, and took out a small, red bottle. He gestured Li Du to come over. ”Here, let me show you.”
”This is a special silver solution. It’s made with at least 95 percent silver powder, nitric acid, mercury, and some other materials. It’s used to test the purity of the silver.”
He lifted a knife, scratched a tiny bit of the column, and added a few drops of the solution on it.
Li Du observed closely. The solution stayed on the column, but there wasn’t any sort of chemical reaction.