Chapter 86 - I wont spare you! (1/2)

Translator: Lionwwang  Editor: Lionwwang

We have a midnight snack at a famous all-night restaurant. Many people like to come here. Although the price is a little bit expensive, but the taste is good enough.

When we finish eating and drinking, four of us are sitting surround the table, some are burping and some are picking teeth with toothpicks. But I am quite special, not interest the delicious foods on the table, but holding a pot of porridge and a plate of vegetables to keep eating.

Azle is laughing at my foolishness, and I retort coldly: “You such a playboy knows shit! You eat so much greasy food in the midnight will obsolutely get fatty liver and high blood fat in the future. If really need to eat midnight meal, just to eat lighter. It will not increase stomach’s burden. It also will not add so much fat to the body! When you are fifty, let me see whether you can still laugh anymore?!”

Azle is immediately retorting: “Cut! Little Five, stop making fun of me! I can live to be at least fifty years old. Well, as what you said, any of us marry Jojo, I’m afraid he won’t be able to live to fifty… Oh, Yah!”

Before he has finished, Wood has stepped on his foot beneath the table, and Azle is responding immediately. Facing Miss Jojo to say these words, he must not want to live anymore!

Sure enough, the atmosphere is suddenly cooling down.

Murderous feeling!

The three of us are feeling a sharp chilling on our back, just like a needle. We feel like a cool air is sliding down with our neck from the top of our heads.

“Azle, what… are… you… saying?!” Jojo’s eyes are narrowing and her face has a peculiar chilling before the explosion.

Wood and I quickly exchange eyes with each other, the first reaction is to snatch away the knives and metal spoons in front of Jojo from the table which she just used to eat steak.

“Ah…Well…” Looking at the upcoming exploding’s Jojo, Azle is with the cold sweats on his head and an embarrassed face, shouting out in a hurry: “This… Not what I said! Little 5 said that!”

Hearing this, Jojo is turning around to look at me: “Chen Yang!”

“I…” Before I could justify myself, Azle, such a bastard, is already shamelessly beginning to plant stolen goods.

“Jojo, that’s what he said! All he said! He said that if marry a woman like you will be in danger! He said he would rather live ten years less than marry a woman like you!”

Shameless!

He plants all his words on me!

But even more shameless is Wood! The fake honest man says in a very firm tone: “No, not ten years, but twenty years!”

“FXXX! You two bastards, I strangle you all…” I’m just jumping up in anger, but faceing Jojo’s murderous eyes, I subconsciously stepping back.

“Chen Yang… You’d better think about how to die!” Jojo seems to be about turning into crazy. Her eyes have already shown the chilliest look. Then she picks up two chopsticks on the table and rushing to me with bared fangs and yelling: “I’ll fork you!”

Azle and Wood have no any sense of righteousness. They just hide to several steps away. Azle, this son of a bitch, is laughing and pulling the waiters: “Don’t panic, they are just a couple fighting. Don’t call the police. It’s all right!”

I’m running around the table for two rounds, Jojo is just kicking it over with one foot, and the soup pouring down on me. The chopsticks stab me on the chest twice and has broken, but my chest is really feeling painful.

If I don’t run fast enough, my face would have been scratched by Jojo. This woman is opening her ten fingers and pointing nails like ten knife blades.

Azle and Wood next are the most annoying. They are even beting in a low voice: “How long do you think Chen Yang can last?”

“Ten minutes, five for one!”

“Five minutes…”

I am chased all the way out of the restaurant to the parking lot, finally just runnning around the car and crying: “Jojo, you’re fucking crazy! That’s not what I said! It’s Azle! That son of a bitch said that!”

“You go to hell! If I don’t finish you today, I’ll not be a human being!”

“Damn! You won’t marry me anyway, live ten or twenty years longer. What’s the difference?” I am in a hurry and saying in nonsense.

Jojo is furious!

“Chen Yang! You little son of bitch! Your Miss Jojo is born beautiful! Men who want to marry me can drain from the east to the west of the river. It’s just that I don’t look up to them! You are fucking dare to look down on me! I… I… Am I fucking tolerant or intolerable today?!”

By the time Azle and Wood have paid the bill and go out. I am stuck in the corner by Jojo, but I’m twisting her wrist so hard that she can’t continue to hit. I watch them both coming out, yelling angrily: “You two bastards! Are you crazy? Look what you’ve done!”

Azle is rolling his eyes, opening his hand: “Come on, you said that. Now it’s also you are twisting Jojo. But I really want to be fair!” With a fair expression on his face, he’s saying with the fake sadness and angry, “What a good girl our Jojo is! She’s so beautiful and generous, sexy and enthusiastic, born with a warm heart! Such a good girl in front of you, any man will cherish in a hurry! No sweet words and honeyed words, you at least need to bring out the spirit of arduous struggle that fears neither death nor hardship? Have difficulties, you need to go up. Have no difficulty, you need to create difficulties to go up! Swear to die and hold the beauty back! That’s you! Little 5! What a shit words to Miss Jojo! Such a beautiful woman in front of you is a mud brick and rubble! Don’t say she wants to hit you! On behalf of the men all over the world, I express great indignation at your behavior. You shouldn’t behave like that!”

When he finishes these words in one breath, I am stunned, and take advantage of his breathing efforts to interpose a sentence: “Come on! She likes women!”

“That’s Miss Jojo’s own business!” Azle immediately relentlessly continues to criticize me, “Who does she like, it is her own business! But if you mistake to take a precious as garbage, it’s your problem! Don’t always emphasize objective reasons! Attention should be paid to your own subjective understanding of the mistakes! Chen Yang!”

“I…” I am choked so that I can’t swallow my breath for a while, and finally shouting, “You such an asshole speaks like an animal!”

I release Jojo.

She must be tired, standing there, staring at me, hard breathing and no longer coming up to beat me.

After quite a while, Jojo’s breathing quite a while and recovering some strength. She is staring at me, gnashing the teeth in anger: “Chen Yang, you little bastard! Next time I see you, I will kick you to death!”

Azle immediately asks: “Jojo, why don’t you kick him today?”

“Cut! Kick him today? Just dream of it!” Jojo is fliping her eyelids, gritting her teeth and saying disdainfully, “I’m not wearing underwear today. If I kick him, doesn’t I let him take advantage of me?”

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