Chapter 65 - Have you never seen a beauty like 3P? (1/2)
Translator: Lionwwang Editor: Lionwwang
We call the waitress to clean the table and order foods again.
But we are still silent. Such a change just now really makes us can’t speak anything so far.
Azle can’t help signing. He says in angry: “Jojo, your mother is too irresponsible! She threw you out without any prior investigation. This is your whole life’s happiness!”
Jojo is in a state of contemplation. Suddenly, she’s shouting out: “Oh! A big lose! It’s really a big loss!”
“What?” Azle is confused.
“What a pity! In fact, aside from other factors, this Marrio is not bad. If I knew he is a homosexual too. I just marry him. After getting married, he looks for his handsome guy, I look for my beauties, we won’t interfere with each other.” Saying here, Jojo is with a look of intoxication on her face, “Oh, what a wonderful life!”
I involuntarily imagine the scene in my mind, and then feel a terrible cold all over my body and trembling two times fiercely.
Wood suddenly stands up from his chair and walks away.
“Where are you going, Wood?”
“Wash my hands.” Wood is just running to the bathroom without stop.
When we all sit back around the table again, we begin to reward our achievements for tonight’s performances. I am also happily blackmailing Jojo a bottle of good wine. As for Wood, he is undoubtedly the best performance award tonight. Not to mention anything else, just that crazy look, the raging psychiatric hospital uniform, is enough to make him worthy of tonight’s star!
The sick clothes were borrowed from a classmate of him, who is working in a mental hospital. In order to cope with the scene tonight, he came to the restaurant and hid in the toilet to change the clothes.
Finally, Jojo agrees to send him a whole suite of comics. It is also Wood’s consistent hobby.
As for Azle. He makes me almost mad! He has the audacity to ask Jojo in front of me: “You give me the girl in nurse uniform, don’t argue with me!”
“No!” Jojo shakes her head at once, “I saw her first!”
I say: “That nurse uniform girl?”
Azle sighs: “That nurse serving you.”
I’m angry immediately: “FXXX! You even stretch out claws to my side? Be careful of your sausage be cut tonight!”
Azle replies in pretended strange: “Why are you worrying her? You’ve already had Didi. Just leave the nurse girl to me!”
Jojo curls her lips: “Don’t even think about it. She’s mine!” She’s saying with a covetous face, “Alas, I have never been with such a nursing girl. Wood, I remember there’s a comic is about nurses.”
“Night Shift Nurses!” Wood is the real expert.
“Bah!” I shake the folding knife, “The two of you specialize in the scourge of women. Just leave Amy alone!”
“Huh?” Azle is saying with laugh, “Chen Yang, why are you so nervous about her? Is this Amy your girl friend too? But what about Didi? Is it…? Do you like 3P?”
Jojo’s eyes are lighting up suddenly. Her face is lewd, and then she can’t help shouting: “3P! 3P!! 3P!!!” Such a loud voice is suddenly attracting the eyes of countless people around.
You think. In such a place, a girl dresses in a charming but careless shouting “3P!” 3P!! 3P!!!”
“FXXX!” Who is Miss Jojo? She never cares about these eyes. On the spot, she stares back, and shouts, “Look what! Have you never seen a beauty like to 3P?”
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I come home at about eleven o’clock. The elevator of the building has been repaired. It is said that the property company has spent a lot of money. Of course, I also received compensation for the accident.
When I enter the door, the two girls have already fallen asleep. But they left a light in the living room.
I have got used to the feeling of someone leaving a light at home when I return home late.
It feels great!
When I was living alone, home was just a place to sleep. But now I know, no matter how late I come home, there will be a light left for me at home. Sometimes I even get used to women’s underwear hanging on the balcony and sanitary napkins in the closet of the bathroom.
I drank pretty some wine with the three bitches just now. Although not drunk, but do have some feeling of floating at the feet. I walk into the kitchen to find water, but unexpectedly see a small note on the fridge.
“Rogue, there is a bottle of orange juice, the plastic bottle on the first floor. Amy”
I feel a little sweet suddenly.
Girl like Amy also has the time to be so comfortable? Thinking of the conversation with three bitches tonight, have I really had some feeling with Amy?
Or is it just a sense of justice that I don’t want to see a blossoming girl like her falling into the Jojo or Azel’s hands? They are such two big hooligans!
The so-called wine can be chaotic. Maybe when a man drinks a few more cups, he can’t help thinking wildly. Some fantasy ideas come to my mind, recalling all kinds of witty and pleasant appearance of Amy. For a time, it seems that even on our usual days, the scenes of our bickering have become warm.
Alas! In detail, she is also kind of good to me.
3P?
What am I thinking? Such a sin!
Holding the ‘love orange juice’, I unconsciously unscrew the bottle cap and drink.
The next second, I’m immediately freezing.
I feel that there is a sticky and greasy substance in my mouth. A strange smell is rushing from my mouth to head, and a strange smell of nausea that I could not tell.
Running to the toilet, I almost vomit my gastric acid out. I pour a glass of water and desperately rinse my mouth many many times, but still can’t sweep away the nightmare taste.
When I look up, I see a note on the washbasin.
“Rogue, how do you feel? Is it cool? This is a bottle of curry blended oil bought by Didi. I accidentally drank it wrong today. How can I only enjoy it myself in such a cool way? That’s why… We share and share alike now! J Amy”
Seeing here, I feel the nausea in stomach again. I quickly hold the toilet and vomit for a while.