Chapter 108 (2/2)
”But you have something to do with Zhang Sanfeng! Don't you have a nickname called Zhang Wuji? And isn't Zhang Sanfeng the founder of Zhang Wuji? ” Tang Duoduo said with a sneer.
”Screw you.”
After three people's explanation, ye Buqiu finally understood the context.
It turned out that a few days ago, Hu Yuan fell in love with a black eyed girl who majored in Chinese at first sight in the library, so he summoned up the courage to ask the girl's number. Unexpectedly, the girl gave Hu Yuan a cold look and said, ”I'm sorry, I don't appreciate boys like you, so we don't need to communicate, let alone exchange contact information.”
Hu Yuan does not give up to pester her, squatting every day to run to the library door to wait for her, rain or shine, no matter how the girl refused, he is stubborn with his behavior and do not give up.
A few days later, the girl couldn't stand Hu Yuan's hard work, so she said, ”if you recite the rules of disciple tomorrow, I'll give you the contact number.”
The girl wanted to get rid of Hu Yuan for this reason, but unexpectedly, Hu Yuan ran to the girl with black eyes the next day and recited ”disciple rules” word by word. Although the girl was helpless and surprised, she didn't break her promise. Finally, she told Hu Yuan her phone number.
Hu Yuan is the first step on the road of love, but it's hard for Tang Duoduo and Gu Shiyu who are his roommates. Because Hu Yuan didn't sleep all night to recite ”disciple rules”, at the same time, they followed Hu Yuan all night.
Although the relationship between Hu Yuan and the girl has made half a finger like progress, the girl did not give up her request and insisted that Hu Yuan recite a piece of ancient prose every day. When Gu Shiyu and Tang Duoduo heard the news, they nearly collapsed and wanted to kick Hu Yuan from the dormitory building as a ball.
Therefore, under the power of the two men, Hu Yuan was forced to accept the unfair treaty.
First, he can't recite the text more than ten o'clock in the evening. If there is any violation, Hu Yuan will be responsible for the next day's dormitory meals and cleaning of underwear and socks.
Second, the place of recitation should not be in the dormitory, only outside the balcony or corridor. If there is any violation, the punishment is the same as the first one.
Third, you can't recite it when you talk in your sleep. If you find it, the discoverer is responsible for putting the socks of the day before yesterday into his mouth.
When this rule was just formulated, Hu Yuan followed these rules honestly. But when he woke up the next morning, Hu Yuan always had a few more smelly socks in his mouth.
No way, Hu Yuan not only snores at night, but also likes to talk in his sleep.
Now, referring to his own unfair treaty again, Hu Yuan wailed, hugged ye Buqiu and complained: ”old man, they are two evil spirits who eat people and drink blood without blinking an eye. In particular, Lao San often washes his socks only once a month. One night, Lao San stuffed his moldy socks in my mouth, which made my appetite halve the next day and only ate five steamed buns. Second, do you think they are going too far? ”
”It's a little bit.” Ye Buqiu nods.
”Look at it, you two. It's still the second one who knows how to get along with people!” Hu Yuan pointed angrily at Tang Duoduo and Gu Shiyu and said angrily, ”look at your own face and beast heart. Do you feel ashamed by comparing with yourself? Do you think you're going too far? ”
”Well, old three and old four are really too much!” Ye Buqiu continued“ They should add more pepper and cumin to your socks to make you taste better. Maybe you will have a big appetite the next day and eat ten steamed buns at a time. ”
Hu Yuan's black face stiffened.
After three seconds, Tang Duoduo and Gu Shiyu burst into shameless laughter in the dormitory.
Ye Buqiu looked at the noisy dormitory, a touch of intimacy emerged in his heart, and his tense mood was slightly relaxed.