Chapter 266 - Soul: First Meeting. (2/2)
And seeing as Yamamoto called Hitsugaya he will probably promote the Midget to the captain of the 10th division. This time I felt that Yamamoto really didn't have much choice in this one, Hitsugaya is the only one who is strong enough to hold the post, having your [Bankai] does wonders for your status as a Shinigami. Thankfully the boy is the responsible type, so he probably will pass the captain exam with flying colors, thus becoming the captain of the 10th division.
Ukitake recovery was quite unexpected for a lot of people, but this doesn't mean that everyone one their division didn't celebrate it. Their captain has been sick for a long time and he wakes up one day ”cured” was great news to everyone.
A day quickly passed, and I finally something that I have been expecting to happen. My evil twin finally decided to visit me, currently, I was observing him with my [Clairvoyance]. I had to applaud Aizen's guts to even looked like a pink version of a smurf he still was still able to walk with the same pose and confident stride. Quite a surprise if you ask me, didn't know he would ”recover” so fast.
Without even knocking he simply opens the door and enters my humble office, the office that is currently colored bright purple. Yes, I keep changing the colors it is funnier this way.
The sight Aizen was faced the moment he entered my office was something that could be described as slightly nightmarish. There are currently around 50 empty pots of superglue thrown around the office. Currently, I was eating a fairly bigger pot of ” Superglue” with a very big metallic spoon. My feet were on top of my table, my Shihakusho was wide opened showing my divine abs and muscles, which are extremely dirty with ”Superglue”, my underpants of cute teddy bears are currently slightly visible, while I keep scratching my balls with my left hand, while with my right hand I keep eating ”Superglue”, while I watch shitty Ecchi anime in my computer with a very high volume, yes I intentionally did that to look like I am watching some f.u.c.k.i.e.d up hentai for whoever stumbled upon me right now. And Aizen just did.
”Heavens... What did I just bring upon this cursed land?”(Aizen(Evil)).
Aizen was completely shocked and disgusted, while I completely ignored him and continue ”watching” my Hentai simply completely ignoring his presence whatsoever. He really didn't know what to do in this. After a particular totally not s.e.x.u.a.l m.o.a.n from my speakers, I made a show of looking around the office, seemly noticing the increasing fuming pink captain, and said.
”Yo.”
And completely ignored him soon after, going back to ”watch” my Ecchis for the plot. Nothing more and nothing less. I also didn't forget to obnoxiously *slurp* on my ”Superglue” to cause even more annoyance towards the pink captain. Trying to control himself Aizen let out a loud ”*Cough*” sound that honestly reverberated for the whole building.
I continue to obnoxious slurp on my ”superglue” reaching the point to even lick the contents of the pot in a disgusting Kakyion form, before a slowly directed myself towards my superior officer.
”Want some?”(Aizen).
Aizen blacked out for a second there, as if asking ”Did this dude just seriously offered me glue to eat?”, then he just closed his eyes let out a loud *sigh* and opened his mouth to talk, only to be interrupted by my speakers.
”Kyaaaaaaaaaaa!”
Some random loud m.o.a.n sounded from them, Aizen visibly cringed at such lewd sounds closing his mouth almost immediately.
*slurp*
More obnoxious slurp sound echoed through the room, almost as if to match the m.o.a.ns coming from the speakers. Aizen had enough.
”YOU F.U.C.KIGN DEGENERATE. STOP WITH THIS FOOLISHNESS IN THIS INSTANT AND ANSWER YOUR CAPTAIN PROPERLY.”(Aizen).
I just looked at him with clear boredom in my gaze for a second here, I made sure my face morphed through innumerable different expressions he could read ending up on one of revelation. I kept hitting my keyboard awkwardly as if to change tabs desperately, like my father just entered through the door and watched me watching anime tidies. a bunch of random windows appeared on my computer, and for some reason, I heard ”Bluetooth Device Connected”, a very loud *Kyaaaaaaaaaa* echoed through the building. And after appeared what should've been a lot of effort I was finally able to somehow restart my computers, sadly for Aizen the m.o.a.ns continue incessantly almost like a broken disk, it was almost like it was made specially to provoke him. But that couldn't be possible, right?
Aizen couldn't help but grow increasingly red in both embarrassment and anger. His eyes and mouth were twitching uncontrollably, his breathing was laborious and he couldn't help be pissed at the motherf.u.c.ker in front of him. This gotta be on purpose, he couldn't believe this shit.
Without further ado, I picked my pot of ”superglue” and sniffed it hard. Almost like I was sniffing some kind of sweet cocaine, I even added the red sclera for the extra shitty factor. Cautiously I put the pot under my desk in a supposed secret compartment. Got up and gave Aizen a military salute.
He tried to calm himself down but barely managed to do it.
”I am your captain Aizen Sosuke. Nice to meet you, 3rd seat officer.”(Sosuke).
”Nice to meet you Pink Captain- I mean Captain Rose- wait that is not-”(Aizen).
”*Sigh* Just captain will suffice.”(Sosuke).
”Wait... You said your name is Aizen Sosuke Right?”(Aizen).
”Indeed.”(Sosuke).
I make sure my expression morphed from brief confusion, expectancy, hope, and finally happiness. Aizen was extremely confused not understanding my changes in expressions.
”Onii-Chan!!!”(Aizen).
I simply jump-tackled him into the air, screaming ”Onii-chan”. At that moment Aizen was so lost so angry, so confused, so irritated, so bamboozled that he simply gave up, and accept his death by overload.
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Looking at my apparently dead captain I just loudly *Tskd* and kicked him hard, sending him towards his office in a compromising position, meaning he was with his ass pointing towards the door. His ass canon ready to shot anyone who comes through. Wait... That is a good idea for a trolling, I can create some sort of asscannon on top of his butt to shot out extremely suspicious-looking chocolate.
I am just kind of sad that pulling something like this will only work once. But it was f.u.c.k.i.n.g worth it, seeing as I didn't stop laughing until now.
I have another crazy idea for my second troll here. What if I worked normally and like someone extremely serious the next months, Aizen and Momo would be extremely confused and looking over at their shadows as if something will just jump at them from out of nowhere.